What If You Were Keymaster ?

[HitmanParticipant]

an odd thought perhaps..
a soliloquy to a dream..
the tequila begins to take effect…
what if I were Keymaster …?
i’d wake up in my beautiful home, early of course..
time for an espresso..
tell the hottie she has to leave ..
go for my run, off to the gym..
steam room, shower, dress for success..
into my sports car,top down and..
off to blaze on a project and see to my website,
MGTOW is MY baby,
my pride and joy …
Hmmm…hackers approaching..DESTROY .
hey, another new member..another man saved..
there’s some new posts..
HITMAN again…f~~~ing AWESOME guy !!! a bit crazy , but AWESOME ..
time for lunch, f~~~ing delicious..another espresso please ..
back to work and then time to have an evening the way I want !
think i’ll check the forums and see who needs a helping hand..
another espresso and..
keep blowing me sweetie pie..!
multi-tasking is as EASY as this hot chick who seems to adore me…
now THAT’S better !!!
the sun sets, the evening continues and i go off into the sunset in my Porshe…confident.
…………………………………………………………..my apology’s to the one and only Keymaster..
and even though it slows down the speed of the forums ,
if i were the Keymaster , i would put the floating header back up on top of the pages here…
here’s where i bow out and hope for the best..
KEYMASTER , you sir are the BEST .
thanks for all you do, the site is amazing !
……………………………………………………………do i DARE to ask my fellow MGTOW,
What if you were Keymaster ?
Any changes ?( requests to him really …)
hope you got a laugh out of this Key !
sincerely,
your friendly neighborhood Hitman…

[KeymasterKeymaster]

LOL!!! I want that life.

Hitman wrote:

hope you got a laugh out of this Key !

I definitely did.

Truth is… I roll out of bed and before I take a squirt, I check my phone to see if anyone rang the genie. Before my eyes can adjust , I’m already sending “welcome to the forums” emails.

You got the espresso right though. The next thing is hooking myself up to the coffee by Intra veinous.

The car is not a Porsche. I actually think its’ cooler than that. It’s old and has been a weekend project for 8 years. I don’t even think I would trade it in for a Porsche. I traded my 6-year old convertible in for it though.

Hitman wrote:

multi-tasking

I am seriously COMPLETE S~~~ at that, and I quite like that about myself. ONE thing at a time – only.

I know a guy who can press “mute” on a conference call, listen to it, type an email AND have a conversation at the same time. Then he lifts his finger to tell me “one sec” and then interrupts the conference call to say his bit…. and then comes back to me and finishes what we were talking about.

He’s a scatterbrain though, but it’s freaky to watch.

Thanks for the chuckle. I wish I could +100 that s~~~.
Hey wait…… I CAN!!!!!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[HitmanParticipant]

i’m laughing , literally OUT LOUD …
thanks Keymaster ..
my night has been made and i am going to hit the pillow soon…
long week and by the way
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND to you and all the men here !

[HitmanParticipant]

edit…
HAPPY MANMORIAL DAY WEEKEND !

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Hitman wrote:

HAPPY MANMORIAL DAY WEEKEND !

Great typo. Right back to you. I didn’t just type “LOL”, it really made my day. Cheers, my friend.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[HitmanParticipant]

10 4 !

[RedpillPrimateParticipant 1026]

Keymaster is doing great as far as I’m concerned. If I were him, I’d do the same things he were doing.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

If only there was something like a “sleep-transfer-device” so some of us could gain sleep and part of which to be transferred directly onto your fitness account, Key and I am sure quite a few people with more time on their hands than you would gladly volunteer to help out.

I’d wager there would definitely be a niche in the market for such a device…

And the such people sleeping on behalf of … would then naturally and fittingly be called “mgtow sleepers”.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 42]

Keymaster wrote:

Hitman wrote:

multi-tasking

I am seriously COMPLETE S~~~ at that, and I quite like that about myself. ONE thing at a time – only.

I got that too, a friend told me I’m monomaniacal in thought, I have to stick to one thing until I’m satisfied with all the answers. And Keymaster, I have an oldie but a goodie that sucks you into the seat, and when a passenger is un-belted, We play passenger paddle-ball off the dash!

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10917]

If I were the Keymaster, I would be wondering what it would be like to be Hitman……

A very bad attempt at humor on my part. Happy Memorial Day to everyone on the forum!

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[HitmanParticipant]

Mr. Spock wrote:

If I were the Keymaster, I would be wondering what it would be like to be Hitman……

that was great spock !!!
outstanding !

[bladeParticipant]

Is it a mustang for ya ride

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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