what I saw at wedding this weekend

[lonestar77Participant 406]

Last weekend I had to be a groomsman at an old friend’s wedding. It was tough seeing him hand over his b~~~~ to a 300lb bridezilla in front of so many people. The worst part was during the cake cutting. This is what made me sick. As they both held the knife, with his hand over hers, the DJ says “this is the last time he will ever have the upper hand.” Then all the girls cheered wooo woooo and I seriously wanted to puke all over the table. It’s become way to obvious how marriage is really about her, her and her.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Nothing more stomach turning than a wedding reception. Women in their element acting the fool. Champagne, dancing, romance, fancy clothes, a man becoming slave. What more could a woman ask?

What did I do at the last wedding I was at?…….

1. Hung out with my buddy
2. Ignored my wife (was married then)
3. Stole chocolate bars they had set at everybody’s plate then passed them out to the kids at a family reunion the next banquet room over.
4. Went to White Castle after the reception.

I rule.

Edit: On the way to the hotel where the reception was at, there was some bad road construction and had the lane very narrow. I was going over 100 MPH pretending to make the Death Star trench run while my ex screamed in terror from the back seat and my buddy kept feeding me the proper dialogue.

I rule.

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 18]

I can only imagine, I puked a little just reading that atrocity.

A human 300-lbs is not acceptable. Neither for a woman that heavy to expect love and marriage.

[HitmanParticipant]

lonestar , i feel your pain ! thank god it wasn’t YOU getting your nuts cut off, to a whale , in public ! the horror ,…the indignity ,…

[lonestar77Participant 406]

The whole time I really was thinking to myself “At least it’s not ME up there!” Then I proceeded to go out back to my car and smoked a nice fat bowl to ease my stomach.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

[RoyDalParticipant]

I spent the weekend sheltering in place, confirmed bachelor that I am.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[DoinMyOwnThing40Participant 1000]

Yeah that sucks man. It’s the truth though.

I wonder why guys want to get married. I really can not figure it out.

Women are parasites. Each and every last one of them.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

lonestar77 wrote:

This is what made me sick.

These days I view weddings as something like a horrible accident you pass on the road. You know they are going to be bad to watch, but you still have to have a quick look just to see how bad things are.

Part of the reason for looking is to be grateful it’s not you in there in the middle of it. Weddings should only strengthen your MGHOW resolve.

And at least weddings usually have a bar, which is more than I can say for traffic accidents.

Cap285 wrote:

Edit: On the way to the hotel where the reception was at, there was some bad road construction and had the lane very narrow. I was going over 100 MPH pretending to make the Death Star trench run while my ex screamed in terror from the back seat and my buddy kept feeding me the proper dialogue.

Stay on target…

[MIKETOWParticipant 757]

Weddings are travesties as best and tragedies at worst. I refuse to attend them. I have two cousins that both have weddings coming up. I’m not attending either. Not that I don’t love both cousins (I certainly do), not just because the weddings are pertaining to the religious upbringing I had rammed down my throat my entire life (though that is a reason), but because I don’t want to make myself miserable. I don’t want to sell out and attend a function that represents something I am strongly against. To me, a wedding is the beginning of the end.

[NioZenParticipant 856]

RoyDal wrote:

I spent the weekend sheltering in place, confirmed bachelor that I am.

I drank vodka and took a number of s~~~s, so yeah, my weekend was also better.

We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda

[LowKeyParticipant 702]

I could just imagine your avatar being your reaction/look OP when the DJ said that.

Don't let defeat, defeat you; Let defeat be your greatest teacher.

[OldBillParticipant]

MIKETOW wrote:

Weddings are travesties as best and tragedies at worst. I refuse to attend them.

I used to be able to do that and it was great. Sadly, my mother is elderly now and, when she wants to attend a wedding, I’m her only real way of doing so.

Elderly women love weddings almost as much as brides.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Someone here said that WEDDINGS ARE ACTUALLY FUNERALS!!!

I probably couldn’t actually watch a good friend get married. I would probably get thrown out of wedding for trying to talk him out of his pending disaster.

It is difficult to watch a wedding anymore. You just know your friend will later approach you and say “why didn’t you stop me?”

I wish someone had stopped me from my little adventure. Actually, one of my friends did warn me about marriage. I wish he had drugged me or something – would have saved me a bloody fortune.

[WallyParticipant]

When are guys going to wake the hell up? Women are not even hiding the fact that they own the man in the marriage, everyone knows it, it’s even become a joke at the wedding. Each guy that gets married is thinking ” not her! She’s a NAWALT!” It’s all bulls~~~

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[DethklokParticipant 153]

It’s so sad. As a good friend of a man, you hate watching him make the biggest decision of his life. Yea, the bachelor party was pretty fun, and you want him to be “happy,” but this is not that. It’s even a bigger shame you can’t let him know he can’t marry such a beast. The worst part is, years from now, he will wish you did. What an ass-backwards world, huh? Thank women for that.

[Anonymous 5]

Man holy f~~~ your going heaven with honesty like that and am not religious! well said- I KNOW the feeling but its all people know like that D.J, to spend eternity on there knee’s. It’s not like they can’t figure it out in the better “positives” of self-ownership (I know there benefits in Mgtow for all to learn) but I sure bet if you looked right in that guys eyes he rather say its easier to be nice to your woman than honest- would you rather have it rain outside everyday but feel great? Or have perfect sunny days but feel like s~~~ every living moment.. F~~~ing D.J. Well cheers bud, shots down the hatch. Hopefully you found like-minded company in the s~~~ storms of norms.

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

Weddings blow! I laugh in disgust as the bridesmaids make their fake F~~~ing speeches (in reality they’re actually wishing the new couple the worst) as they look all fat trying to suck in their guts. Just imagine when they take that stank ass dress off, fat literally flies in all different directions like a can of Pillsbury biscuits.

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Cap285 wrote:

Edit: On the way to the hotel where the reception was at, there was some bad road construction and had the lane very narrow. I was going over 100 MPH pretending to make the Death Star trench run while my ex screamed in terror from the back seat and my buddy kept feeding me the proper dialogue.
I rule.

Ahh hahahaha!!! Death Star trench run, indeed!! And I wonder why people are afraid of me driving….

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Stay on target…

Get clear Sidecar, you can’t do anymore good back there!

Fuck this planet.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Skeptisk wrote:

Cap285 wrote:

Edit: On the way to the hotel where the reception was at, there was some bad road construction and had the lane very narrow. I was going over 100 MPH pretending to make the Death Star trench run while my ex screamed in terror from the back seat and my buddy kept feeding me the proper dialogue.I rule.

Ahh hahahaha!!! Death Star trench run, indeed!! And I wonder why people are afraid of me driving….

You never outgrow it!

I still look for places to hang upside down and re-enact the Wampa cave scene……and I’m 43.

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Ever wonder about the people at the reception?:

1. Sometimes small children. Don’t ask me why you’d bring a kid.
2. Early teens to late teens. Totally caught up the romance of it all.
3. Early 20’s to mid 20’s. Newlyweds who still like each other.
4. Mid 20’s to late 20’s. Still married and enjoying each others company.
5. Late 20’s to early 30’s. Marriage is failing. Still dance a little but would rather hang out with their friends
6. Early 30’s to early 40’s. Walk in the reception and don’t see each other until it’s over.
7. Old people who leave after dinner or after they hear the dirty version of ‘Mony Mony.

Other reception stuff:

8. The table of freaks who get up and dance when the DJ plays ‘Time Warp’ from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
9. That f~~~ing dork who took dancing lessons with his wife.
10. The drunk white girl who pesters everyone to dance.
11. The inevitable bridal party dance to ‘All the Single Ladies’. Puke worthy, oh so puke worthy.
12. The garter thing. Look dad! That’s what your daughter will be doing in about 3 hours.
13. Your wife nagging about the amount you’re drinking.
14. The stupid toast. “May Joe and Jane have a long and happy marriage despite the fact that yesterday two strippers were playing see saw and his head and she had 50 c~~~s in her face.

Ugh.

Fuck this planet.

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