What do you want to be written on your tombstone?

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Not to be grim, but the thought excites me.

Mine would probably be like:

“MGHOW until death
Because they said a guy can’t make a commitment”.

Originally I thought about replacing “MGHOW” with “Unmarried and virgin” but that sounded too naive.

What do you want written on your tombstone?

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[UntamedParticipant]

“Here lies Untamed. The poor bastard can finally rest in peace. Dear God, try not to p~~~ him off.”

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Anonymous 5]

I was raised as a standard mangina,
then I married a bitch of a whiner.
So I went my own way
and I found the best lay
was a fleshlight and not a vagina.

[sidecarParticipant 35842]

Here lies Sidecar.

Probably.

Inventor of the Weaponized Airborn Romero-Djombi Virus.

If you can read this you are already infected.

Because why not have a little zombie humor?

[BufordParticipant 935]

Sum Bitch.

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

[Max PowerParticipant 2721]

“Back in five minutes.”

[Anonymous 11]

NFG

[Anonymous 42]

P~~~ here, NFG…

[AwakenedParticipant 35206]

I don’t want a tombstone, or any other marker.

What’s the point, and why would I care when I’m DEAD ???

Do people even “visit” graves of dead friends and family anymore ??

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[,Participant 1301]

“Always look on the Bright Side of Life”

with joy/without hate

[AutoliteParticipant]

“This Space For Rent”

[CataphractParticipant 2656]

You won’t find me in here suckers!

Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

“Beneath this tombstone is the body of Akanbi. The man who lived life on his own f~~~ing terms.”

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[Anonymous 0]

who gives a f~~~

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

“Game over

Credits left: zip

Try again.???”

… and with an open condom lying on it as the answer.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

“HE NEVER WON ONE F~~~ING GAME OF CLUEDO! THAT GAME IS RIGGED!”

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

‘Suck my dick world’.

[Anonymous 1]

“If you are reading this I am happier than you.”

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Dear debt collectors investigating my legitimate death, EAT MY ASS!

[ZoidbergParticipant 965]

Awakened wrote:

Do people even “visit” graves of dead friends and family anymore??

It does not matter. Given enough time, all names on tombstones become empty words to everybody. Given some more time, the inscriptions fade. Given even more time, the tombstones crumble—all signs are gone.

So: no tombstone or any other crap for Zoidberg.

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