What do you do for a living?

[JVBParticipant]

I tell them I’m a stunt double for porno flicks…….then watch the wheels turn.

Peace is > piece.

[roninParticipant 341]

I always have two lines for that question:

I’m mister Wolf,I solve problems.

I save tiny worlds. Last week I saved Hyrule, now I’m saving Reach.

We are at the dawn of a New Era. We are the Vanguard.-Greg Honda.

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Simple solution, just tell them you are unemployed.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[It’sallbsParticipant]

At the moment I’m unemployed nad loving it (aprt formthe finacial problem).

But all my jobs have been in sales -fcuking biatch and mangina central.

Probably the worst job role possible for manginas and biatches apart from HR.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Mysterious ManParticipant 337]

F~~~ing bitches like you.

"Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more." -Nikola Tesla

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Bitches don’t think so.

I’m most MGTOW on here pal.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[WPLParticipant 2392]

Project wrote:

“I make problems disappear completely, sometimes they appear in groups and it’s my job to take care of them without anyone noticing anything”

“Some people have specific problems that they want to disappear and I get paid to do that”

“I get paid to break problems and make them disappear without leaving any traces”

I am an IT-Guy

I say something similar: “I solve problems for people who have problems”. (I’m an engineer).

When I was growing up, I was taught that “how much money do you make” is an extremely rude thing to ask a person, but women seem to think that it’s acceptable conversation — even if you’re not dating them and they barely know you! I didn’t even know exactly how much my parents earned until I was an adult.

[MuglintarParticipant 1333]

a divorce law expert

"Him, who delights in solitude, is either a wild beast or a GOD!" - Aristotle (Aristot. Pol. 1.1253a) 1 Hom. Il. 9.63; the passage goes on: ἐστὶν ἐκεῖνος ι ὃς πολέμου ἔραται.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

What do you do for a living?
How much do you weigh?

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 0]

I tell them retired early which is true. For whatever reason that seems to stop them cold. In the interim, I always ask them the same question.
What do you do for a living?
Retired early. How about you?

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

I worked as a pilot in a bakery. I’d take bread from one corner, and pilot it in the other. Nyuk nyuk

[It’sallbsParticipant]

TaxGuy wrote:

What do you do for a living?
How much do you weigh?

I’ve written that one down.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

What do you do for a living?
Are you older than 22 ?

No not really, lol. I am big guy and have a special look in the eyes if i want to and such questions are avoided before being issued.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

What do you do for a living?
I’m a gynecologist.
I make 600k a year.
When I get off of work the last thing I want is one more vagina in my face.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I’m currently an entrepreneur. I’m looking for financial backing for my internet app that will make me rich. It allows you to use any person’s car as a taxi even on family trips. You just tag along. It’s cheaper than Uber but you have to go where the family is going.

Currently I’m living in my mom’s basement to reduce my cost of living.

Hey dude, where’s my car?

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[narwhalParticipant]

I don’t really have a standard job. It’s difficult to explain and you can’t really get a good read on my salary from it. As well, having 2 kids, it’s difficult to gauge my expenses.

I actually care about what she does for a living. It tells me a lot about her. If she doesn’t have a job, student, or a low paying job, it’s likely she’s looking for funding from me. As well, if she has a job where flirting with men is a must (waitress, bartender, sales), I’ll bee rather cautious. I have no desire to be expected to compete with her orbiters.

Ok. Then do it.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Yeah, I’m looking for a chick that makes a lot of money too because I want to be a stay at home dad. (/s)

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

What do you do for a living?

I’m a dildo model.

[WPLParticipant 2392]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

I’m currently an entrepreneur. I’m looking for financial backing for my internet app that will make me rich. It allows you to use any person’s car as a taxi even on family trips. You just tag along. It’s cheaper than Uber but you have to go where the family is going.

Currently I’m living in my mom’s basement to reduce my cost of living.

Hey dude, where’s my car?

You can afford spare parts for your car… must be doing something right, if you ask me!

[sidecarParticipant 35860]

I find it’s far more amusing to ask them this question first, and then watch them clash gears as they try to figure out what just went wrong with their script.

: “What do you do for a living?”
: “…?”

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