Well, at least she is honest. A funny dating profile.

[Anonymous 12]

I got a laugh out of this one.

About Me

I like to consider myself as a connoisseur of violence. I also like to consider myself good at looking acceptable and sounding smart, and was raised far too poor for any form of crippling substance addiction. Make of that what you will.

What I’m looking for

Currently looking to marry with a view to enslave. I’m looking for someone who can complement my moderate narcissism with their own desire to live as a submissive sponsor, or perhaps even a pet to an emotionally distant and yet not overbearing owner. Ask me about my plans for a stable. I like leather, cages, shackles, canes, and puppies. Intimacy is not a priority, and affection will be punished. But then if you like that, I’m definitely your girl. Note: if I have favourited your profile, it’s because I enjoyed reading it. No more, no less.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Puppies? Well, at least we have that much in common.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[foolsgoldParticipant 5645]

I once read a profile where the last line said  “I will NEVER admit I’m wrong even when there is indisputable evidence that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that I’m wrong”. Now that’s honesty. But wait. Isn’t that all women?

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

The last site I read said £250 per hour 😆

[Anonymous 12]

foolsgold wrote:

I once read a profile where the last line said “I will NEVER admit I’m wrong even when there is indisputable evidence that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that I’m wrong”. Now that’s honesty. But wait. Isn’t that all women?

I’ve seen profiles on OKCupid where for the last question on the Template where it asks “You should contact me if” and the woman has written “You shouldn’t contact me”

[WolfParticipant 890]

Anonymous wrote:

Currently looking to marry with a view to enslave. I’m looking for someone who can complement my moderate narcissism with their own desire to live as a submissive sponsor, or perhaps even a pet to an emotionally distant and yet not overbearing owner.

That’s pretty spot on for the typical marriage!

[QcummerParticipant 652]

that’s a funny profile

therefore

It was written by a man with lots of spare time.

[Robert HallamParticipant 696]

Need pussy n lips lover – w4m – 24 (Richmond,Bc)

I’m house sitting and extremely horny. I’m looking for a clean, nice c~~~. Cut, uncut. No difference to me.

I prefer 20-55 but will consider all ages. You go to the top of the list if you know how work your mouth and like bigger pussy lips 🙂 Please send a c~~~ and face Pic.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Well this one is mild compared to what is posted this week under Casual w4m.  I wouldn’t touch with a 10 ft pole. You can guarantee she’s got HIV, gonorrhia of the throat, and syphalis.  And watch out that she aint videoing taping it and threatening to show it to your wife unless you pay $1000 right now. 

 

[Robert HallamParticipant 696]

Daddy or Grandpa? – w4m – 25 (Whatcumm)

age : 25 body : curvy

Old men can be such a turn on. Are you an older man looking for some tight wet holes to stuff? How old are you Daddy? I would love to role play as daddy’s or grandpas lil whore sex kitten. I cum as many times as I want and as long as I want. I know how to please a man and am verrry kinky but up for whatever. Age is not a problem as long as you can get it up and fill me. D/D free you have to be too. Alcohol and 420 friendly put something sexy in the title to weed out bots

•do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Oh Yeah, You believe this and I’ve got a bridge I can sell you. You can see her game from a mile away. Grandpa is going to get nailed for big bucks and no sex when he shows up at the door.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

She expects you to bow down to her, thee old “I’m not like the others.” Bulls~~~ at its finest.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

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