Wedding vows today's laydeez could honestly say I do to.

[experiencedParticipant]

Wedding vows today’s laydeez could honestly say I do to:

1) For richer not poorer

2) Not in sickness only in health

3) til 10 years for the alimony

4)

 

 

x) At least for now anyway.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Puffin StuffParticipant 25019]

4) Stay only until the kids are old enough to care for themselves (happened to my bro, she was such an asshole that she told us this out loud).

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

Yea man that’s what they do, they use our manpower to help raise the kids during infancy. Then they bounce, happened to me and seen it over and over.

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[narwhalParticipant]

Breaking a vow is supposed to come with a penalty, not a reward.

Ok. Then do it.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3726]

I work in an office full of manginas who are all married. “My wife this,” “My wife that,” blah blah blah.

Poor bastards don’t have a clue that in ‘mmurica, you don’t have a wife – she has you.

 

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

Just a girl looking to have a lot of fun. I am married, and not looking to change that, but feeling restricted, and needing to burst out.

http://www.datehookup.com/UserDetail.aspx?fpro=1&userID=273212509&cfid=48f786e4c9a44a05ae57962bbaaa04eb&cvpn=13

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[Anonymous 12]

5/ Whenever you meet my standards I will change them.

[Elgos_GrimParticipant 254]

@CrazyCanuck Holy s~~~, you found the model for: why not to have plastic surgery!

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Here is the form of the vow:

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Just reminds me of at least one old joke. First time marriage for an up to that point very convinced bachelor. By the time the pastor gets to cite the phrase: “… ’til death do you part…” the groom-to-be immediately turns pale interrupts hastily and goes: ” Hold on, hold on, hold on! How long…?”

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[GrumpyParticipant]

1. I take thee __________ and everything you have, or will ever have. Until death do he part.

that pretty much sums it it

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

6) To crush your dreams sooner or later

7)F~~~ my boss or my personal trainer

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

9) Drain your happiness and life essence until you die at 45

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

10)   ’til death do us part (or eight years max, whichever is the more convenient…)

 

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 11]

To pillage and plunder until I put you 6 feet under.

[GrumpyParticipant]

s~~~. forgot to number mine correctly.

sorry oldfogeymentitis kicked in there for a minute or six

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Anonymous 42]

I doish, kinda, butt what about my boyfriend? Can we marry him too? A threesome?……

[peterfaParticipant 833]

5) For you to honor and obey

6) Through good times form me, and you bad

7) Don’t I look hot? All your friends are gawking at me. I found the sluttiest dress I could find. Not that it matters, it’s not like they haven’t seen everything. Did you know the short one has the biggest dick? He lasts longer than you too.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Wow CPig, you’re such a poet…! I’ll make a mental note of that classic one onto my natural hard drive otherwise known as my mind.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Helen be Damned wrote:

9) Drain your happiness and life essence until you die at 45

So, is death a 45 a lock?  I am now over 45.  Marriage would be a sudden suicide for me if that is the case 😛

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

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