Ways to Be an Irresistible Woman and Other Nonsense

[FermatParticipant 3478]

http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-20314/5-keys-to-becoming-an-irresistible-woman.html

Saw this on my wall on facebook. Feel free to read the article. My summary and analysis is as follows:

1.<span style=”color: #454545; font-family: ‘Open Sans’, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; line-height: 28.15999984741211px;”> </span>Figure out what “beauty” means to YOU.

aka become fat gross and disgusting with self destructive eating/drinking habits and make efforts to convince the world you are beautiful and everyone should love your appearance while shaming those that are repulsed by your lifestyle. Otherwise, find a man and convince him to buy you products to enhance your beauty to satisfy your ego while tricking him into thinking it will benefit him, when in fact you are advertising yourself to reap more male attention.

2. Relax. Soften. Just be.

aka don’t aspire to be anything useful to society. The article says women like to “be” and men like to “do”. I wonder which mentality drives humanity forward? Sit and focus on your feminine emotional storms and maelstrom of feelings, while men run the place for your benefit.

3. Ask for help, because knowing what you need is a strength.

Emotional:“Will you please help me get through this situation?”

Physical:“Will you please help me move this piece of furniture/ carry my luggage?”

Financial: “Will you please help me understand what is going on here and give me your advice?”

Material: “Will you please help me make dinner tonight?”

aka ask men to do things for you. Asking people to pander to your needs is a way of connecting with your lazy selves.

4. Relish the joy of food, and prepare your own meals.

aka sit and eat food for the sake of comfort and fulfillment then blame your genetics and biological mishaps i.e. pregnancy, hormones, and menstruation on why you can’t lose weight. Make your own meals, but take shortcuts and don’t try to cook decently. This will destroy your feminine aura.

5. Create a “Buffer Zone.”

aka after work, don’t engage in intellectually stimulating hobbies that will change and adjust your thinking. Instead, take a bath or marinate in your own bed/couch while the world passes you by. Remember, your “feelings” are important.

Utter nonsense.

 

 

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Would you mind editing this in Text mode? It’s hard for me to read as it stands.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[IronVParticipant 77]

Let’em listen and destroy themselves. It’s their life/body – their choice! They wanted it that way – let’em have it… and leave them on their own, forever!

[Anonymous 12]

I got one, I got one!

STOP LISTENING TO WHAT OTHER CRAZY CAT LADIES TELL YOU ABOUT HOW TO BE A WOMAN AND HOW TO BE AROUND MEN! 

 

[Anonymous 13]

Being a proud man that tells them to get lost.  I enjoyed  your deduction of the article, what a dumbing down piece self perpetual cultural marxofemino propaganda s~~~.

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Here are some tips for the ladies on how to be irrevocably sexy:

1. Figure out who you are. Stop always having some boyfriend. Don’t value yourself in what you have or who you have for a BF. Instead value yourself in of yourself. Don’t depend on the opinions of others (you know they’re lying to you anyways).
2. Become a good person. Learn right from wrong. Understand morality and search inside yourself for areas where you are weak. Don’t cop out, but face it.
3. Gain some experiences that make you interesting. Don’t do the same damned thing. Bars are great for a few weeks. Find something new. Go to museums. Learn another culture. Read about things.
4. Learn math. Math nerds are sexy.
5. Take good care of yourself. Don’t depend on a man but your own hard labor. Men cannot make you happy, but you can have a good relationship with them. To require them to make you happy makes you sick and needy. Healthy men see this and run. Unhealthy men need to be free of you.
6. Stop reading stupid magazines or watching stupid movies. Those are just ego porn and you know it. Who in those magazines can turn an idea into a multi-billion dollar business? Who in those magazines can fight a war, paint a masterpiece, understand the motives of people, or even just learn to be compassionate? They cannot even learn to understand others. How on earth could you learn to be sexy from them?
7. Don’t flaunt. You’ll get attention but only because you’re flaunting. We know you like the attention but love the idea of creep shaming. Get over it and stop it. It’s mean and you should be ashamed of yourself. Instead, cover up and look presentable in public.

 

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