WANT TO BUY ME A DRINK?

[MATRIXParticipant 2352]

I remember when I was you and a bit naive, going out with friends for a drink and a good time.

This was back in the late 80s, teenage girls because that was all they were learning their tricks early on would ask me to buy them a drink and I often did it sometimes got me a conversation or a bit of making out other times they would just smile and walk away.

I learned my lesson when one of the bitches who had previously gotten a free drink before disappearing actually turned up with a friend and expected me to buy both of them a drink.

I don’t like people taking the p~~~ or trying to take the p~~~ out of me so I very politely told the pair of them to f~~~ off.

There is NO wisdom in signing a contract with someone who benefits from breaking it.

[Anonymous 13]

“Want to buy me a drink?”

I f~~~ing hate that expression and approach with them.

Why would I want to buy you a drink? What have you just done for me?

Nothing.

So, in your fricken arrogance just the mere fact you exist means I should buy you a drink?

No, f~~~ off!

[Anonymous 13]

Oh yeah, and since it’s really just my resources and utility you’re after, you should be buying me drinks all f~~~ing night!

What a concept!

Hey bitch, wanna buy me a drink before you suck the life out of me?

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Never bought a drink for a girl. I can’t bring myself to feed the entitlement.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[MATRIXParticipant 2352]

Thinking back they actually start at a much younger age, I remember buying pop crisps and polos for girls when I was about 8 years old, the deal being they would go out with you if you bought them things.

It makes you wonder if they are told by older female relations or if it is genetically built into them like an the instinct in wild animals.

There is NO wisdom in signing a contract with someone who benefits from breaking it.

[Anonymous 13]

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

I want to get drunk . . . so I can legally have you jailed after we f~~~ by claiming it was rape.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

MATRIX wrote:

WANT TO BUY ME A DRINK?

I finally came up with an excellent response to that.

“Are you saying you can’t afford to buy yourSELF one?”

(*s~~~-eating grin*)

Never give a woman a direct answer to a question – unless it is “no”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MATRIXParticipant 2352]

Happily haven’t been asked this for a long time and if I did would just say I’m not interested and if they don’t get the message the first time then just tell them to do one.

There is NO wisdom in signing a contract with someone who benefits from breaking it.

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

I don’t know, it never happened to me.
Sometimes some girls asked if they could get a taste of my drink.
Scene usually was like that:

“Oh, that’s a B52? Can I have a drop?”
“Do you have herpes?”
“NOOO!”
“Wrong answer. If you would have been sincere then I would have left a few at the end”

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[Anonymous 6]

MATRIX wrote:

I remember when I was you and a bit naive, going out with friends for a drink and a good time.

This was back in the late 80s, teenage girls because that was all they were learning their tricks early on would ask me to buy them a drink and I often did it sometimes got me a conversation or a bit of making out other times they would just smile and walk away.

I learned my lesson when one of the bitches who had previously gotten a free drink before disappearing actually turned up with a friend and expected me to buy both of them a drink.

I don’t like people taking the p~~~ or trying to take the p~~~ out of me so I very politely told the pair of them to f~~~ off.

This happened to me when I was in a nightclub many years ago. I was at the bar getting a Coke and a young woman came up to me and asked if I wanted to purchase her a drink. I told her, “Let me check with the boss…” So I took out my wallet and then held it to my ear. I then said, “No, that’s it.” She then said, “But my friend will dance with you!” My response, “II don’t give a rat’s ass what your friend will do. The answer is still no.” She responded, “Why do you have to be such an asshole?” My response, “Why are you trying to scam free drinks from strangers?” She then walked off. One of the most gratifying exchanges that I’ve had with a woman in my life.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Eric Lauder wrote:

Wrong answer. If you would have been sincere then I would have left a few at the end”

Took me a minute to get that one!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 3]

Teenage girls aren’t supposed to drink anyway.

I used to think nothing of all the girls in high school constantly asking for a sip of my drink. Then eventually one of my male friends told me who knows where their mouths have been, and not to let them. And also when I thought about it, and I can’t remember if this is right or not, I don’t think they ever gave me their drinks, so it was too one sided.

[Anonymous 3]

Eric Lauder wrote:

I don’t know, it never happened to me.
Sometimes some girls asked if they could get a taste of my drink.
Scene usually was like that:

“Oh, that’s a B52? Can I have a drop?”
“Do you have herpes?”
“NOOO!”
“Wrong answer. If you would have been sincere then I would have left a few at the end”

I just got done writing my post when I saw this.

As often happens, you seem to have had very similar experiences to me.

[Anonymous 42]

WANT TO BUY ME A DRINK?

“Want to buy me” <<<<I thought buying people was illegal?

Only a f~~~ing whore would ask such a thing!

[TuneoutParticipant]

Thats pretty much Alpha Simp behaviour – the rest of us are just too smart to fall for that hustle cause we think with the head on our shoulders.

Funny how the chicks can always pick em out though – like a good con man sees his mark.

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Wanna give me a blow job?

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Ladies ask me this all of the time. “Want to buy me—?” They want free drinks, dinners, vacations, flowers, car batteries etc..

I used to tell them “no thank you”. This response resulted in a s~~~ storm.

Now I simply tell them “maybe later”.

This answer usually placates them. I don’t buy them anything and I don’t have to listen to their insults.

These ladies learn gold-digging 101 at an early age.

[Anonymous 42]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

Now I simply tell them “maybe later”.

My standard roll-off-the-tongue answer for EVERYTHING is simply “not today”.

Excuse me sir, would like to donate to suffering girls of the crippled poor?

Not today!

[Anonymous 18]

Cum is drink.

She can swallow.

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