Walter eplains how marriage works

[The_Mad_PirateParticipant 1278]

Yup, for observation, all relationships seem to work exactly like that.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning" "A world that vilifies men only breeds a generation of men that feel no empathy towards women" “In a woman’s mind , there is really no such thing as a ‘we’. In her eyes, earth allways revolves around her, not the other way around. So thinking that your needs , aspirations or desires are valid enough to be persued, or even that you are entitled achive such goals, is like asking your boss for a pay rise in your very first day at the job.”

[OldBillParticipant]

Dunham is married, Walter is a puppet, that comment is part of an act, and part of the joke is that only grumpy old men would think that way.

Let’s not confuse the man with his schtick.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[The_Mad_PirateParticipant 1278]

A few interesting ones I found

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning" "A world that vilifies men only breeds a generation of men that feel no empathy towards women" “In a woman’s mind , there is really no such thing as a ‘we’. In her eyes, earth allways revolves around her, not the other way around. So thinking that your needs , aspirations or desires are valid enough to be persued, or even that you are entitled achive such goals, is like asking your boss for a pay rise in your very first day at the job.”

[The_Mad_PirateParticipant 1278]

Twice Married, Once divorce, 5 kids ( three women btw ).
Question remains on whether the content of the message matches reality. A joke is just a vehicle for a message, it doesn’t change the content of the message ( against what some idiotics PoMos think ). It is true that when delivered as a joke it might be “easier to digest”, It doesn’t change the fact that in back of your mind, even when you laugh about it, you know it is true.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning" "A world that vilifies men only breeds a generation of men that feel no empathy towards women" “In a woman’s mind , there is really no such thing as a ‘we’. In her eyes, earth allways revolves around her, not the other way around. So thinking that your needs , aspirations or desires are valid enough to be persued, or even that you are entitled achive such goals, is like asking your boss for a pay rise in your very first day at the job.”

[GrumpyParticipant]

I certainly get a laugh out of Jeff Dunham and his routines.

Using his “Walter” routines has kept me out of the relationship arena, and out of trouble with people trying to push relationships on me for quite some time now.

Even my friends and family sometimes call me “Walter”.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

This is completely off topic, but can someone explain to me what the deal is with white people and ventriloquism?

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

sidecar wrote:

This is completely off topic, but can someone explain to me what the deal is with white people and ventriloquism?

It’s pure comedy, and they need to have a conversation where the two “sides” are bantering with each other to make a joke.

Take this:

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[OldBillParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

This is completely off topic, but can someone explain to me what the deal is with white people and ventriloquism?

Willy Tyler and Lester?

Edgar Bergen, Candace Bergen’s father, had a successful ventriloquist act on the radio. Explain that one to me.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[JimBoLeaParticipant 1891]

I AM TRUELY BLESSED AND HAPPY THAT I NEVER GOT MARRIED . THE STORYS OF PURE HELL THAT I HAVE READ OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS HAS MADE MY PENIS SHRINK, EVEN MORE . GOD WHY WAS I EVEN BORN WITH ONE.

LILITH IS THE HEAD SUCCUBUS AND SHE LIVES ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

JimBoLea wrote:

I AM TRUELY BLESSED AND HAPPY THAT I NEVER GOT MARRIED . THE STORYS OF PURE HELL THAT I HAVE READ OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS HAS MADE MY PENIS SHRINK, EVEN MORE . GOD WHY WAS I EVEN BORN WITH ONE.

Actually not being married make the penis slightly bigger because:
Men living with women have lower levels of testosterone (the testosterone decrease when you live with a woman, it’s just biology)
Men living without women have way more sex if they use a fleshlight: it’s something like 2-3 orgasms per day vs 2-3 orgasms per week, so it’s at least 7 times more – while it’s true that there are men using the fleshlight with more moderation, aka less than once a day, it’s also true that there are A LOT of couples having sex once a week or even less than once a week, so it’s still about 7:1.

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[The_Mad_PirateParticipant 1278]

I know this because I practically live with this symptoms.
Cafeine modifies your neural dopamine receptors ( it’s actually a dopamine inhibitor ), and one of the symptoms of high levels of dopamine it’s a higher libido. So, as you can see, it’s doesn’t actually matter I am single and celibate, just a little java magic, and my libido is off the charts ( it’s a pain in the ass when you are trying to live a normal life and your brain plain this tricks on you , but, what the hell ).

As you can see, it’s not just testoterone levels.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning" "A world that vilifies men only breeds a generation of men that feel no empathy towards women" “In a woman’s mind , there is really no such thing as a ‘we’. In her eyes, earth allways revolves around her, not the other way around. So thinking that your needs , aspirations or desires are valid enough to be persued, or even that you are entitled achive such goals, is like asking your boss for a pay rise in your very first day at the job.”

[AttonParticipant]

The_Mad_Pirate wrote:

I know this because I practically live with this symptoms.
Cafeine modifies your neural dopamine receptors ( it’s actually a dopamine inhibitor ), and one of the symptoms of high levels of dopamine it’s a higher libido. So, as you can see, it’s doesn’t actually matter I am single and celibate, just a little java magic, and my libido is off the charts ( it’s a pain in the ass when you are trying to live a normal life and your brain plain this tricks on you , but, what the hell ).

As you can see, it’s not just testoterone levels.

That rather interesting that coffee can do that.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

OldBill wrote:

Willy Tyler and Lester?

Wow. I’ve never heard of him before. Looks like I was wrong about ventriloquism being something only white people do.

I don’t know if I should feel proud about knowing there are black ventriloquists or embarrassed.

Edgar Bergen, Candace Bergen’s father, had a successful ventriloquist act on the radio. Explain that one to me.

I don’t understand anything about ventriloquism. All I know is if you sleep with a woman, and the next morning she introduces you to her “best friend”, and that little doll starts telling you all about her favorite perversions, you get the f~~~ out. You might be tempted to stick around and try some of the things the doll suggests, but don’t. Just get out. That’s a whole sack of what the f~~~ you don’t want any part of.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

I knew a a woman who Thought she was a vintriloquist, Always used to blame her farts on my dog. I kind of helped out, i kept warning my dog, ” Jackson!!!” Finally like the third time when she thought she had me fooled I said ” Jackson, get away from her before she s~~~s on you”

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

sidecar wrote:

OldBill wrote:

Willy Tyler and Lester?

Wow. I’ve never heard of him before. Looks like I was wrong about ventriloquism being something only white people do.

I don’t know if I should feel proud about knowing there are black ventriloquists or embarrassed.

Edgar Bergen, Candace Bergen’s father, had a successful ventriloquist act on the radio. Explain that one to me.

I don’t understand anything about ventriloquism. All I know is if you sleep with a woman, and the next morning she introduces you to her “best friend”, and that little doll starts telling you all about her favorite perversions, you get the f~~~ out. You might be tempted to stick around and try some of the things the doll suggests, but don’t. Just get out. That’s a whole sack of what the f~~~ you don’t want any part of.

LMAO!! Funny as f~~~ this last part, sidecar!!

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Skeptisk wrote:

LMAO!! Funny as f~~~ this last part, sidecar!!

It wasn’t all that funny at the time. It was more a case of: “Is this really happening? I know I can’t still be asleep because there’s no f~~~ing way I’d dream something this f~~~ed up.”

It got even worse after I split. For months she kept calling me hoping to hook back up. Sometimes she called as herself, and sometimes as the doll.

She wasn’t even the only female ventriloquist I’ve had, but she was by far the craziest. With the other one it was just her beauty pageant talent show act. Which brings up another matter: just say no to pageant girls as well. They’re a whole different kind of crazy.

S~~~. I just realized I might have identified myself if either of them browse this thread. Or maybe not. I can’t be the only man who has bailed on their crazy as f~~~ asses.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

sidecar wrote:

S~~~. I just realized I might have identified myself if either of them browse this thread. Or maybe not. I can’t be the only man who has bailed on their crazy as f~~~ asses.

Don’t worry dude, I banged them too.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

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