Viagra requiring note from wife. Lol.

[Anonymous 7]

I hope it passes.

One more nail in the coffin.

Ideally it would scare the s~~~ out of blue pill men to wake the f~~~ up once and for all.

http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/politics/2016/02/12/want-viagra-not-without-note-wife/80294772/

[experiencedParticipant]

Yohimbe bark extract.

Male birth control via medication is not going to happen. Women want pussy monopoly.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[KeymasterKeymaster]

A note from the wife? Well, here’s a little note TO wives….

If your husband needs to pop a pill just to be able to get it up, it’s not called “erectile dysfunction”…… because if you were Megan Fox or Kate Upton, exactly the same man would have NO PROBLEM getting it upton for Kate — AT ALL.

It would function perfectly well. Probably a little TOO well. Right bitch?

So here’s a little note to the wife:
You’re husband doesn’t have “erectile dysfunction”.
You’re totally unf~~~able. The dysfunction is with YOU.
You’re a dysfunctional control-freakihg c~~~.
Drop the fork and hit the treadmill.

There’s your “note”.

Every woman who calls it “erectile dysfunction” is dysfunctional herself.
Guaranteed. Or your money back.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 7]

Ahahahahaha! I agree with ya.

[experiencedParticipant]

@ KM “You’re totally unf~~~able” Still LMAOing.
Please don’t mince words..call it what it is.
Still laughing

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[KeymasterKeymaster]

experienced wrote:

Still LMAOing.

Well look at that bitch who wrote that s~~~. F~~~ viagra. Her husband would need a Forklift or a Lewinsky…. and the he won’t need a “wife” at all. Just ask Bill Clinton.

Even when Linda Tripp was asked if her relations with Mr Clinton were anything like Lewinsky’s… she said “close, but no cigar”.

For millions of years, women have complained our dicks are working too well. BUT NOW – suddenly – men everywhere have “erectile dysfunction”? Not buying it. If the dude can see a porn clip and ejac from stroking himself… the wife is dysfunctional. Proven. Over and over again.

Men: You never need a note from your wife. Leave “a note for your wife” on the fridge and clarify it for her by banging a 21 year old.

Then it’s not “erectile dysfunction” anymore.
Congratulations. You’re cured.

It’s not a man’s fault that a woman fails to please her husband.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[HitmanParticipant]

right f~~~ing on keymaster !
iv’e said it seriously and in joking around with women ..
if a man’s dick isn’t working it’s the WOMAN’S fault .
the guys get it , the women just kind of look at me real mean..because it’s the TRUTH
they don’t LIKE being told the truth ..
but i really like telling them .
( show me smiling from ear to ear ! ) ..

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Keymaster wrote:

A note from the wife? Well, here’s a little note TO wives….

If your husband needs to pop a pill just to be able to get it up, it’s not called “erectile dysfunction”…… because if you were Megan Fox or Kate Upton, exactly the same man would have NO PROBLEM getting it upton for Kate — AT ALL.

It would function perfectly well. Probably a little TOO well. Right bitch?

So here’s a little note to the wife:
You’re husband doesn’t have “erectile dysfunction”.
You’re totally unf~~~able. The dysfunction is with YOU.
You’re a dysfunctional control-freakihg c~~~.
Drop the fork and hit the treadmill.

There’s your “note”.

Every woman who calls it “erectile dysfunction” is dysfunctional herself.
Guaranteed. Or your money back.

Key- This is great. Land whales are totally gross. A whole bottle of viagra wouldn’t work. For the love of God, please get in shape bitch.

[HitmanParticipant]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

Key- This is great. Land whales are totally gross. A whole bottle of viagra wouldn’t work. For the love of God, please get in shape bitch.

AGREED ! viagra isn’t “magic”..fat is ugly..no matter if you cooked up the viagra and shot it up like dope, or smoked the s~~~ like crack..the landwhales are just beyond hope..starvation is the only way for them to acheive ” normal ”
they are giant fat beasts eating uncontrolled..monsters ..NO man could f~~~ them .
i’m sure one is not far , even now..straining it’s krill ie; mcdonalds , into the enormous oversized belly..grotesque in the ability to CONSUME !
god help us ! i hope they don’t become ..CANNIBALS !

[Anonymous 7]

Omg cannibals. Brings the whole “war on women” to new meaning.

Who needs a zombie outbreak? Hahahahaha!

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

You can get generic viagra over the counter in Thailand and many other countries. It’s just as effective, 5 times cheaper and actually less risky. I would make a killing selling that to husbands who didn’t want to get a note.

What happened to “my body. my choice.”?

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Anonymous 7]

“I want to protect these men from themselves,” said Marzian, a nurse.

I hope she gets a terrible disease

[Anonymous 0]

Don’t hold back on our account, KM.
I honestly hope the spying trolls are reading this. Maybe they will go away. SIGH

[WhackerGuy2030Participant 999]

I learned something about sex from my last relationship. When me and her got together, the sex was out of this world fantastic. Months down the road, she got to bitching at me that it was time for me to “man up.” Which she promptly explained to me was to buy a house so she and her kid could move in and she’d quit her job to do so.

In a split second, I was no longer attracted to her and it was almost impossible to bang her anymore. It was like I was dead from the waist down. That stress and BS destroyed my desire for her. I no doubt believe that is 100% the problem for a lot of guys that end up in that situation. Instead of telling the broad she doesn’t turn your crank, just buy some chemically induced boners via pill and let her ride it all she wants.

Not my cup of tea.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

And yet wives can go out and get birth control pills and abortions and whatnot behind their husband’s backs and that’s perfectly acceptable.

F~~~ marriage. F~~~ everything about it.

[TheBeastParticipant 79]

Quoting a well known joke in my country: “wouldn’t a photo be enough?”

[QuietlyquietlyParticipant 728]

Where’s the feminists chanting “A man’s body, a man’s choice” now?

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

So basically if you’re not married you wouldn’t be able to get viagra?

Then they’ll tell us that they have no problem with male sexuality.

Suuuure, lmao.

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[Anonymous 7]

TheBeast wrote:

Quoting a well known joke in my country: “wouldn’t a photo be enough?”

Ahahahahahah. That was the best.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Mango Ingaway wrote:

So basically if you’re not married you wouldn’t be able to get viagra?

Then they’ll tell us that they have no problem with male sexuality.

Suuuure, lmao.

It’s so stupid an idea that it makes me have to s~~~. there will always be a woman who is willing to sign a note for her husband to get viagra for his buddies, even if for a small fee. A man can forge his wife’s signature even. This idea is so f~~~ing dumb and ineffective that it could only have come from the mouth of a woman with no idea how the real world works. This retard says it’s for men’s safety, but a wife has no f~~~ing medical training and can offer 0 advice or expertise in the area of erectile “dysfunction” or pharmacology so how is male “health & safety” improved? Think of the amount of time this village idiot has spent thinking about an idea that can destroyed with logic in 2 minutes.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Author]

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