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[DurdenParticipant 1051]

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https://newjersey.craigslist.org/m4w/5089019203.html

I can understand him missing his children buy yikes.

DADDY’S LITTLE GIRL-48

This is a very special post for one very special young lady. You must be very young (18 – 24 or so). You must be very small, with small hands and small feet and small breasts. You must be someone who needs a Daddy in your life. You must have dreams and ambitions, but feel lost and unsure of how to accomplish them. You must need Daddy’s direction, mentoring, warmth, and affection too. In this very special relationship I envision treating you as my own daughter in many ways.

I am living on my own for the first time in many years. I miss my young daughters very much and I am seldom able to see them. When I do travel across the country to visit them, it is a warm and wonderful time for me. I miss them very much, which is why I am posting this ad. I do not have any unnatural feelings for my daughters; just a very close and affectionate relationship and I want to find a way to fill that void in my heart. So when I thought of posting this ad, I decided to look for someone young and sweet that would be like a daughter to me here in NJ. And since you are not my real daughter, it would be quite natural to feel more than just daughterly affections for you. There would be warm embraces and tender kisses as I teach you what it means to be a woman. With me you would feel more wonderful than ever before.

So, with the right young lady, there would be nothing taboo or kinky about this at all because I am not pretending that you are my daughter. There is no illicit excitement from role-playing and pretending that you really are my daughter. Instead, the warm feelings a father has for his daughter could be realized with another young woman who needs him. And because you are not really my daughter, those warm and wonderful feelings would be free to flow across boundaries and into the bedroom. In fact, I believe that is an essential part of it.

As we get to know one another, I will ensure that everything we do feels safe and wonderful for you. Everything you tell me and everything we share would be held in the strictest confidence. In order for this to work, you would have to feel completely safe and free. And, in order for you to feel safe and free, you must be free from judgment. I would never criticize or judge you in anyway. I would never talk down to your or belittle your. My greatest good will be your emotional and spiritual well-being. You would be free to express anything at all to me. And my commitment to you is that there is nothing that you could say that would be out of bounds, so long as it is honest. There is nothing you could say or express that would make me think less of you.

And as trust grows between us, passion would come too. I want to experience you with all of my senses. I want to look at you and to behold you with my eyes so that your lovely image is carved on my heart. I want to hear your voice and your sighs and come to know your voice and your sighs as being different from the hundred thousand others. I want to touch your body with my body and to know every part of you as precious to me. I want to smell you too. I want to smell you as you are, without perfumes and fragrances. I want to smell your hair and your sweet breath. I want to raise your lovely feet to my lips…

I am only looking for ONE little girl. If my beautiful words speak to you, and you would like to be my one and only little girl, then reply with “YES” in the subject. And please tell me something about yourself and what prompted you to reply.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/m4w/5088839138.html

Good-Looking Seeking Busty Woman for ANR/Breast Relationship – 39 (Miami)

Very nice, safe, clean-cut, and good-looking, white, in-shape (slim/athletic, tall) guy here is seeking someone who enjoys the role-playing of an adult breast-feeding scenario.

If it makes sense I find it comforting, nurturing, and arousing at the same time and hope you would get into it as well.

All are welcome, I just ask for busty (for obvious reasons!) and warm and nice. Note: NOT seeking actual breast milk, it’s just the role playing that I’m looking for.

I am really a safe, nice guy. I want someone who is real and would genuinely enjoy this too…

I have plenty of pics to trade and look forward to communicating to make sure this is a fit for both of us and that you feel totally comfortable. Thanks!

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/w4m/5081349124.html

Here’s one from Seattle

Brown bbw looking for servant – 32 (Capitol Hill)

I’m looking for a long term boyservant to tend to my needs physically, orally and domestically. Duties would include massaging, licking and pleasuring my aching muscles big boobies , belly and feet. You must love to eat ass and pussy. Changing my sheets, folding laundry and dusting would be domestic chores.

I like to toy with and stretch your ass with toys and my hands. Sometimes I might tickle and be playful and cuddle other times tease, spit or slap you around.

I’m a hot and sexy brown skinned fatty that loves to be catered to. I deserve pampering, obedience and adoration. I am a natural woman and do not shave my body hair.

I’m looking for someone intelligent and sweet. Please be disease and drug free. Race is not an issue but age is. No one younger than 25 or older than 45 unless you look really young. NO MARRIED MEN!!! Small c~~~s are annoying and will be ridiculed. Seattle residents only.

 

 

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Can somebody please take me out and shoot me 😆

How the f~~~ have we ….. as a species … come to these depths.

Is this f~~~ed up? ….. or am I just old now?

[MrDextroParticipant 111]

since you are not my real daughter, it would be quite natural to feel more than just daughterly affections for you.

– dude just say you want a young hot chick to f~~~. that’s about 6 words @ 70 cents to post,

– ppl are really coming out of the closest with their philia’s (which is common, but there are things maybe you should just take to the grave)

–Small c~~~s are annoying and will be ridiculed

* she would just tell me to leave LOL, nothing more said…record scratch, things were going so good between us too! she would just point to the door and turn the music off, “can I get a small cup of coffee before I go?” Her: just get the f~~~ out! LOL

entertainment is priceless!

 

[Elgos_GrimParticipant 254]

@iliveagain No, ist f~~~ed up.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

We live in interesting times. I’m interested in seeing what the world of Western romance and sexuality will be like in the year 2030. Ill be 40 by then, and would love see how my adult peers are operating in light of the craziness occurring on the internet. What interesting times indeed.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[Anonymous 12]

They are all disturbing but in regards to the first post in particular that is a very common “kink” nowdays, a lot of young women and men get off on the idea of acting like and being treated like children. I also find the ANR Adult Nursing Role Playing disturbing as well.

I’m pretty creative but there are limits to these things.

[HitmanParticipant]

ok,gonna risk this fellows..my ex had all these ” daddy issues ” and would act out all sorts of childish behaviors in the bedroom..wanted to ” please ” daddy, wanted to have daddy ” punish her , etc. ..it got extreme. REAL EXTREME …beyond my limits. ( NO GUYS < NO S~~~ < NO ANIMALS < NO KIDS ! ). lots of spanish chicks like to call the man ” poppi ” daddy in spanish..just putting it out there..she wasnt the only one w that issue either..that craigslist guy will probably find who he wants..  take it easy on me now..

[flightspaceSpectator 207]

I am an obese 48 year old amputee with intense intoxicating body odor seeking bisexual twin asian supermodels for an incestual rape fantasy. You would both dress up in bear costumes and tickle my b~~~~ack gently with feathers. I demand to be appreciated for the loving and caring amazing man that i am. You would of course pay me for the honor to suck on my small penis, for which i would reward you by beating you with reeds and locking you in my cellar for extended periods of time. Sometimes i may choose to poop on your chest, you don’t have to like it, but i want you to like it, and you WILL poop on mine.

This is of course, a safe, nurturing environment, and you would be free to explore any and all of your own fantasies, provided they involve goats, horses, and cattle, of which i have many to experiment with, or underage mexican trannies.

But first and foremost, you must slap my ass and call me Sally.

[flightspaceSpectator 207]

Fermat wrote:

We live in interesting times. I’m interested in seeing what the world of Western romance and sexuality will be like in the year 2030. Ill be 40 by then, and would love see how my adult peers are operating in light of the craziness occurring on the internet. What interesting times indeed.

I’m pretty sure its going to be like that scene from hot tub time machine 2

[DakotaParticipant 341]

HOLY S~~~!  WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE!

Durden, I would limit your exposure to these ads as much as possible.  It’s kind of like watching a Cold Case Files Marathon on serial killers.

There’s a local morning shock-jock radios station that used to publish these kinds of ads and have a phone number with an answering machine to capture “real” people interested in crazy s~~~ like this.  I bet Daddy-O at the top had 100 ladeez (or lady-boys) respond.  I vote we rename planet Earth to Sodom and Gomorrah and be done with it.  Ain’t far off now.

flightspace wrote:

I demand to be appreciated for the loving and caring amazing man that i am. You would of course pay me for the honor to suck on my small penis, for which i would reward you by beating you with reeds and locking you in my cellar for extended periods of time. Sometimes i may choose to poop on your chest, you don’t have to like it, but i want you to like it, and you WILL poop on mine.

Flightspace [or should I say Daddy’s Little Girl 48]…you got “the voice”, brother.

 

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

I saw one ad that supposedly was men for women, or the adult version, where the ad called for a man to come over, stick his dick in the wall and not worry about what was on the other side.  Yes, that ad went like that.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

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