Venom's Thought's On Modern Day Marriage's

[Anonymous 6]

Wassups Guys, It’s Venom back to spit a little Venom Today

I was just thinking about Marriage and how the legal system and modern technology have really rendered it useless. It used to be a time when a guy would get married because he couldn’t cook and he needed a woman to cook for him. But now ALOT of guys can cook better than women…Bobby Flay and Emeril Lagasse ring a bell?? It used to be a time when a man couldn’t clean his own house, but now there is a robot vacuum that cleans your house every hour, on the hour. So he doesn’t need a woman to do something that a machine can do. If he can’t wash dishes, there is a such thing as a dishwasher that will clean up every dish you have in about 45 minutes. It’s not difficult to separate lights from darks, throw them in the washing machine and press start. There’s even a dryer that steam dries your clothes to the point where there are no wrinkles in them. You could take it out of the dryer and put it on. Ironing your own clothes is tedious but not difficult, and certainly no reason to take in a woman. The only thing a woman is providing you with at the end of the day in modern times is sex, and you don’t need to be married to get that. You save more money when your single, than you do when your married. Your able to go out and enjoy the finer things in life when your single. Woman look at unmarried successful men with disgust because they want to be able to have what he has.

I guess what i’m getting at is, in modern times there is no reason to get married. It used to be a time where you would have a bunch of kids because you needed help on the farm, and the more kids you had, the more people you had to work. And they brought in a good return on investment because you were able to plant more food and harvest more food, which kept them all fed. Nowadays, kids don’t bring in a good return on investment and end up costing you more money than you would get back from them. You make investments so they pay off, not to keep paying into them for no return. Marriage isn’t giving you anything that you can’t enjoy as a Bachelor. Hell you get more sex from the chick before you marry her. Before marriage, she will f~~~ you like a new porn star trying to get hired at Brazzers. Soon as the wedding is over, that sex is gone. Nobody grows up saying “ Man look at that minivan, I can’t wait to buy that”. Nope, you say” Look at that truck, man i can’t wait to buy it”. Think about these things with logic and reasoning and not emotion. A detractor may be able to show more emotion than me, but they will never be able to argue more logically than me.

[TuneoutParticipant]

My buddy used to joke that he only started masturbating once he was married.

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10932]

Tuneout wrote:

My buddy used to joke that he only started masturbating once he was married.

Sad thing is that it’s not a joke and very true. Getting married means paying for the sex that you DON’T get.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Chris-Own-WayParticipant 25]

This is so true. I simply can’t find a single happy married man. There are none.

[BoarParticipant]

It is interesting that all of those convenience machines (dishwasher, washing machine, etc) were made to ease the burden of work on those poor stay-at-home-moms so they could spend more time watching soap operas.

Now the greatest convenience device women have are their children. They are the easiest way to extort and manipulate a man. The marriage contract just puts it in writing with an interpretation that won’t be made until divorce court. No f~~~ing thank you….

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

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