Vasectomy, Worth It Or Not? What Are The Side Effects?

[Anonymous 6]

Greetings. I’d like to know a little more about the vasectomy. Are there any side effects? For those of you who have gotten it, was it worth it? Would you suggest it to others? For those of you who haven’t gotten one, what has kept you away?

[Remove me!Participant]

I have wanted one for 5 years now. But my excuse is I can’t afford it. But that’s a lie. The real reason is I’m freaked out by it. But someday I’m gonna pop a handful of xanax and get it done.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Anonymous 6]

Even if you get one. You could still have 6 more kids after it. Or that’s what happened to Antonio Cromartie the NFL player…

[Bloody HeartlandParticipant 693]

I’d consider it if I thought it would help avoid a biased court but these days it’s doubtful. Seems you can have nothing to do with a complete stranger on the street and still end up paying for her kids.

"I have the fury of my own momentum." "With this ring I thee wed. Fire walk with me."

[DocParticipant]

I had one in February 2014.
It’s supposed to be fairly painless but mine hurt like hell.
The after effects lasted about 3 weeks.

Once it’s done you have to wait 12 weeks then send a sample for testing to check you are firing blanks.

In A small percentage of men the tubes that have been cut can reattached to each other and consequently the man fires live rounds again.
This usually takes a few years. I plan on getting checked out again at the 5th year to check I’m still firing blanks.

If you are dead set on not having kids I would definitely recommend it. The peace of mind is huge.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Me one week couse I did some stupid s~~~.

Been two years since, I only remember I had it when someone mention it.

I aprove of a vasectomy.

And venom not me, I’m cut, burned, tied up, and fixed every terminal in two diferent directions.

If I have a kid is Jesus or chuck Norris.

And since I’m monk, ever harder.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I had one. It hurt a little bit at the time because I don’t think they gave me quite enough numbing agent. I assume it’s because they’d never seen a Johnson that big before. A little discomfort for a few days, then I was fine. You have to drop like 10-15 loads before you shoot one into a jar for them.

That was a little difficult. I never jerked off for a reason before. It was also pretty funny dropping by the hospital on the way to work to hand some random girl a jar of your sperm! How much college did you go to for that job Judy? I had to hand it to her once, she has to take jars of sperm from random guys for a job. Mom and dad must really brag about you to their friends.

Anyway, got a phone call that afternoon that I was shooting blanks.

Oh yeah, I don’t think I’ll ever forget laying there talking about golf courses with my doctor as he is pulling the tube out of my nut sack through the hole he cut in it, and then watching the smoke come off my sack as he cauterized the ends of the tubes after he cut a piece out of them. I also won’t remember him showing them to me so I could see that he cut about a half inch out of each one of them.

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[BubParticipant 1404]

The Wednesday before the first weekend of March Madnesss is their busiest time.
Get yourself clipped, grab a bag of frozen peas and watch basketball for 4 days..

Just rolling down the road

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

No, yes, yes.

Anonymous wrote:

Are there any side effects? For those of you who have gotten it, was it worth it? Would you suggest it to others?

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

Had one about 20 years ago. Zero side effects, best move I ever made.

Sovereignty above all else.

[JVBParticipant]

Got mine 10 years ago. Best move I ever made. Watched the whole procedure. One side injection hurt a little other side nothing. On and off epididymis for 6 months then all good. Recovery was a weekend drinking beer. Back at work on Monday. Go for it broski

Peace is > piece.

[ghostParticipant]

I would never do it. I can control myself and don’t need to put my dick where it doesn’t belong.

[JVBParticipant]

ghost wrote:

I would never do it. I can control myself and don’t need to put my dick where it doesn’t belong.

I respect that Gman but on the other hand many a man have said something similar and oopsi daisy. I’m f~~~ now.

Peace is > piece.

[ghostParticipant]

JVB wrote:

I respect that Gman but on the other hand many a man have said something similar and oopsi daisy. I’m f~~~ now.

I understand that and have nothing against men who have done it or seek to have one done. If not having one gives you anxiety and takes away from your life, then by all means.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

One of the side effects is:

Having more money.

Now. It was also great during my blue pill era, not telling any of the women I was with that I had a vasectomy. Then when they would mysteriously get pregnant despite claiming they were monogamous, the lie was exposed.

However, there was one that was a total slut and must have had some kind of calibration system in the back of her throat.

I never told her. But after the first time she swallowed, she looked up at me and asked ‘Do you have a vasectomy?’

I tried not to think about how many loads she had to swallow prior to be able to detect something like that.

[KevinStylesParticipant 2580]

It can be reversed if you did go ahead and have it done, it just costs a lot more to reverse than to have it done in the first place. And in some cases, it can reverse itself if they don’t do a good job .

It’s something I think about, but so far haven’t done. But with how women are and how they use having a baby or pretending to be preggers to shake you down for money, it’s a wise investment for a man these days. I wish there was a birth control pill for men.

[Maximus AureliusParticipant 351]

I had it done…Side effects, as Sky-O said, more money…Also less stress..
If you’re not planning on having kids or anymore kids, its a good peace of mind thing..

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[Anonymous 0]

I had one 35 years ago
Never regretted it

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

Had one over ten years ago after the birth of my daughter.
Few days of swollen b~~~~ but nothing much beyond that.

One of the best decisions I ever made.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[Fr JackParticipant 926]

Had mine about 15 years ago, no problems, in fact I mowed the lawns the next day. The surgeon cut the pieces out and even put then in a jar for me to take home, said that just in case, I could prove it was done. One tip she gave me was not to drink alcohol for a few days as that can cause swelling.

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