Vasectomy saves the day, Again!

[505vikingoParticipant 521]

Hi Fellas,

Sorry, been tied up recently with a tough semester at school and haven’t been as active here as usual. Anyway, about eight months ago started dating a hottie from Central America. All going well up until last week. She informed me she was three weeks late, breasts sore, stomach upset (nausea) etc. Waited about a week and remembered to tell her I was fixed this last Sat evening (showed vasectomy procedure papers and prior two samples tested last year, the latest tested approx. four months ago).

Magically, within 24 hours period arrived and all is well again. Best investment I ever made! Take care Brothers!

[Psl47Participant 678]

another one … am i surprised ? …. no.
And she really was not trying to catch you on a hook…
…oh the irony ….. world ? Where are you going ?

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[Anonymous 6]

Good for you brother, it backfired in her face and nothing beats the peace of mind you now have.

[505vikingoParticipant 521]

Irish/MGHOW,

Yep, lets hear a big round of applause to my Doc! His is the man!!!

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

I would have waited to see how long she was willing to play her game. It’s one thing to be late a few weeks and have the period magically appear and another to assume a pregnancy for 3 months and then drop the bricks on her. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sex dried up and she tried to monkey branch to another victim. Nevertheless this is great news. Well done Sir!

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Anonymous 43]

nice save

[KevinStylesParticipant 2580]

Ya might have been fun to let it play out for a while.

[Anonymous 0]

I like Spock’s idea. That’s something I would.

Mr. Spock wrote:

I would have waited to see how long she was willing to play her game.

[Lone Wolf83Participant 825]

If that ever happens to me, you best believe that I’m going to let it play out and share the story here. Vasectomy ftw!

If it has tits or tires, you know you're going to have problems.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

What a relief! but yes I agree she is going to dump you like a hot potato and move on to a new victim.

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

505vikingo wrote:

hottie from Central America

Let me guess – she’s in the US on a short term visa, or her visa’s already expired?

[GrumpyParticipant]

Mr. Spock wrote:

I would have waited to see how long she was willing to play her game.

I wouldn’t.
Hit her with both barrels loaded with blanks the moment any woman pulls that s~~~, and dump her lying ass.

IMHO it’s only a matter of time before some parasite makes an application to the court stating that as the man did not immediately inform the victim –err mother- of his inability to impregnate her nor consistently reiterate his desire to remain child free, in neither written or verbal form, HIS continued silence is his approval and acceptance of the pregnancy.
You know the courts will allow it as “it is in the best interest of the child” and absolves the state of another welfare payment.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

And they all he lived happily ever after. The end.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Damn it! You should have let it played out more.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

505vikingo wrote:

Magically, within 24 hours period arrived and all is well again.

She’s also history, right?

Once a woman’s plans have been destroyed like this she is not safe to keep around.

[narwhalParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

She’s also history, right?
Once a woman’s plans have been destroyed like this she is not safe to keep around.

Agreed, that kind of deception is definitely grounds for termination. There are only 3 options to explain her condition.

1 – It is just a blip in her health. In which case, I imagine a 24 hr recovery isn’t realistic. So this is unlikely. I don’t think I would believe this reason, and would opt to terminate.

2 – She believes that she can entrap you into a financial commitment with this rouse. Perhaps she has another guy lined up and figures she needs to find out whether you would commit or not before she switches guys. Terminate.

3 – She’s slept with another guy and believe she could have got pregnant from him. She needs you to believe it’s yours, if she is pregnant, because you’re the better financial asset. Terminate.

Ok. Then do it.

[505vikingoParticipant 521]

Nope, she is a citizen and just voted with me for the first time in her life, for Trump of course.

[Anonymous 1]

As fun as it would be. I agree with grumpy on this one. I’m surprised the jagoffs haven’t done vactomy notification mandatory.

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