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[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

@ninja James

HAHAHAHAHA! Luv me some Tyrone Biggums!  F~~~in’ classic!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[buzzhawkParticipant 2]

ListenUp! you just made my day. LOL

[TheBardParticipant 974]

<cite>@dagigisup said:</cite>
Apology accepted of course Keymaster…it seems we have a very forgiving group of men here…could you imagine if that happened to facebook? Lives would be ruined lol…that would be too much to hope for though. Cheers

Remember when youtube changed the comments so it was one with google+? Instead of learning how to use the new comments she decides to write a song cussing google+ the morning she learns of the change. And then when people called her out on her immaturity the white knights came in to say everyone on google+ is a misogynist lol.

[DakotaParticipant 341]

WHY do you ALWAYS treat ME this way?  MY FRIENDS ALL said you would do THIS TO ME one day.  Are you just TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE?  Why is it when I WANT TO DO SOMETHING you always find a way to MESS things UP FOR ME?  Your friends put you up to this, I KNOW IT!  My mother said you would never be good at anything.  REMEMBER THAT TIME we were going shopping and we got a flat tire…YOU just didn’t want to TAKE ME…you made it flat on purpose.  You MEN are all the same…I don’t know if I can TRUST YOU anymore!  YOU and YOUR stupid hobbies and THAT CAR!…that’s what caused this in the first place…

-A perfectly “logical” answer to the site being down.

 

 

[GoneGaltParticipant 361]

KM: Are you considering adding a search feature for at least the forums in the future? It would be pretty handy 🙂

ListenUp: Triumph the Insult Comic dog always cracks me up, ty for posting! It’s well worth searching YouTube for his videos.

Also, there is a description of his more infamous appearances in this Wiki entry – I especially enjoyed the NJ appearance because I used to live there some years ago:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triumph,_the_Insult_Comic_Dog

Triumph went on to insult the entire state of New Jersey when he traveled to the Meadowlands to interview Bon Jovi on their return to their home state (according to Triumph: “much like poop, returning up into the butthole.”) He proceeded to tear down everything the band has done, knocking their age, lack of media (“People have come from as far away as exit 12!”), Jon Bon Jovi’s foray into acting (“You’re doing a vampire movie, yes? That’s good. Finally a role that requires you to suck!”) and even humped Heather Locklear’s arm. (She was married to Bon Jovi lead guitarist Richie Sambora at the time). Triumph displayed a mock playlist on the stage consisting of song titles like Crap, Poop, Loads of crap (ballad version) and others saying “They haven’t closed with Turd since 1989! Awesome!” He visited the “real heterosexuals” (the road crew) and produced his own bong made from a doggy squeaky toy and an Alpo can. He, naturally, insulted every drunk fan he could find knocking the 1980s dress and hair along with the blue collar and unemployment jokes. For his finale, he got to sing You Give Love a Bad Name with the band and his own words:

Humped a shar pei
pulled out too late
now that bitch has a litter of eight
they eat all the Alpo, right off my plate
why the hell didn’t I just masturbate?!

Oh, I’m a loaded gun!
Here comes Bon Jovi, the pooping’s begun!
Look at you guys, have you no shame?
You give poop, a bad name!
Crawl back in the butt from whence you came!
You give poop, a bad name!

[…Spectator 1165]

@GG some of the funniest and truest s~~~ ever that damn dog. i found out the voice is robert smeigel from SNL but that’s probably on the wiki as well. funny ass s~~~!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

@gonegalt.. you can already serach the forums exclusively just visit http://mgtow.com/forums and look on the right. We know it’s not very visible but will be made more so on the next forum styling update.

The global site search is to find archive materials and front end articles / videos / audios / posters / quotes only.

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