Update: The cuck next door.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

iMickey is right. The women are “after something better, a better man” meaning $$$$ and when she has that Beta Wallet chump locked down, she freaks the pool boy or whoever got her panties wet for whatever reason, even a drug dealing street punk at a bar gets more Pumpkin Pus5y than a loving husband …

Hey lurkers, she may do this in the 4th year of marriage or the 24th, no one really knows. But what we do know is that its more likely to happen than not to… virtual gurantee these days

[MonkParticipant 16983]

A ‘better’ man is simply someone with more resources than the last. When she monkey branches to you, it’s not because you are a finer human being, it’s because it is to her advantage to do so.

It’s not a compliment, although most men take it as one (‘I replaced the other guy – I must be a stud’). It’s an insult really – from her point of view you are obviously too dumb to see what’s going on.

Chad is simply there to provide sleazy thrills.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

This cun try is so fvcked.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Monk wrote:

When she monkey branches to you, it’s not because you are a finer human being, it’s because it is to her advantage to do so.

But it’s to your advantage to not let her monkeybranch to you.

So don’t.

: “I’m single now, so you can finally ask me out on a date!”
: “Why would I ever want to do that?”

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Monk, I think you should put on the robe in your avatar and start walking around in circles in your yard when the dude is out there working. Maybe tend to a little bonzai tree near their property line.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Sandals wrote:

I think you should put on the robe in your avatar and start walking around in circles in your yard when the dude is out there working.

I think he should get a motorcycle. Maybe a boat. Lots of noisy toys. And show the dumb schmuck next door what he could have had.

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