Unsexy Things

[GoingMYway81Participant 82]

Oh god, don’t even get me started on the spray on tans. What the hell is so attractive about the umpa-lumpa look? The duckface photo shot is another…what the hell are they doing? What happened with a classic smile that shows a nice set of teeth? Guess they had to find a way to cover up for a messed up mouth…and they succeeded. I don’t mind tattoos in moderation but, it just doesn’t work on some women. Piercings are disgusting in my opinion…what happened to just having a pair in the ears? I guess someone got bored with a nail gun and started a new trend. Shoes don’t bother me…I’m not going to mind when I’m hammering away if they have them on or not. The frumpy look just doesn’t do anything for me..it reminds me too much of a fat chick that is trying to cover that fact up. Some hairstyles really just make me scratch my head. The half head side shaved look? WTF! can’t make up your mind if you’re going to go bald and gave up quarter the way through? I just don’t get it.

Trust your manstincts...they will NEVER steer you wrong

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Oh yes…. shaving or plucking eyebrows – and then painting them back on again – should get women arrested for 50 counts of negligent bonercide. The pink strips in the hair (or red dye jobs) feminists use to make them as repugnant as possible is OK as a way of labelling them insane without having to speak to them… but eyebrow freaks still roam free among us looking for male attention.

We must be cautious.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[davParticipant 422]

@mangineer

It was John Travolta that said that. 🙂

[RennieParticipant]

Tattoos

Piercings other than the standard ear ones.
Yoga pants – I’m surprised to find out I’m not the only one who hates the damned things.

Twerking.

Thongs – Always considered those trashy. Screams I’m a trashy, stripper, whore.

Oversized purses – Why do you need a purse that is the size of a duffel bag?

Man hair –  Hair cut short like a man/boys is.

Those big, dumb, high heeled shoes.

Random, bizarre attire, like swimwear that has what looks like rips and weird cutouts in them.

Snatch exposure – Whether it be in media or them “accidentally” showing it. Some of the stuff I’ve seen was so disgusting that I’ve never been able to unsee it.

Overly short miniskirts – especially on women over 35, it’s not attractive.

Yoga/Hot Yoga/Whatever Yoga – Some kind of pitiful attempt to be spiritual, but just makes them look completely stupid and vapid.

Running around in public with micro bikinis, basically  you may as well not be wearing anything with that.

 

 

 

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Any thing by Ellen or Ophra

Ahhh, my eyes, ahhh, my eyes are bleeding…

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

makeup

dyed/treated hair

but that’s just me

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Cipher HighwindParticipant 1144]

Their drenching themselves in perfumes, irritating everyone else’s noses.

[JimboParticipant 162]

Hillary Clinton in the nude, muff diving on Andrea Dworkins!

 

Try to get that nasty image out of your heads!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

OK, here’s another: sweat pants with writing across the ass.  Sweatpants outside a gym or jogging context are bad enough, but then they need to lower the bar even further and call extra attention to their aesthetic failing.  Also “juicy”?  Is that supposed to be attractive?  Because when I see something like “juicy” emblazoned across some woman’s ass it makes me wonder if she has an incontinence problem.    Like maybe the warning to remain a safe three yard distance is folded up under her cheeks.  For the example image I went with the least awful example I could find.  Believe me the women who wear these things are usually far far worse, but I have consideration for the eyes of my fellow men.

experienced wrote:

@sidecar, where did you find this laydeez’z picture?

I did a google image search for “drawn on eyebrows” and picked the least ridiculous result.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

I agree on gauges, facial piercings, and drawn-on eyebrows. I’d add:
-Pigtails on any female over 12 looks weird to me.
-Women who overly develop their asses and their quads, but not their calves or hamstrings. S~~~ just looks uneven and weird.
-Leopard print.

[….Participant 305]

A two piece bathing suit on a one piece body.

[In Which We ServeParticipant 111]

Those little nose stud things where you have to look twice to see whether it’s jewelry, or just a very bloody zit.

Fake breasts. Hmm, two bags of silicone sewn into your flesh. Attractive!

Tattoos. I can’t help picturing the scene in 50 years’ time. ‘Grandma, grandma, what are those blue smears all over your body?’

Tongue/lip/eyebrow piercings. Words fail me. Just…urgh.

Dyed red hair. ‘Look at me. Look at me! Looook at MEEEEEEE!’

Fatness, especially when it’s ‘fat acceptance’ type women who have it.

 

 

[Sam FisherParticipant 206]

1. Short hair.

2. Pretentious attitude (you know, how they try to project themselves onto you – doing all this stupid pretentious crap to look classy and of high value).

3. Subscribes to feminazism.

4. A vagina that looks like last Tuesday’s roast beef

5. Doesn’t know how to talk. Don’t take your period pain out on me.

6. Short hair.

7. Short hair.

8. Loose vagina.

9. Mad make up. Make up to the point where I could stick candles in her face and celebrate someone’s birthday.

10. Flakes.

11. Lefties (political).

12. Blokey chicks.

13. Revealing clothing.

14. Narcissists (this wipes most women off for me, damn it).

15. “Know-it-alls”, you know, the type who think you’re anti-woman for being anti-feminist.

16. Tattoos.

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In Which We Serve:

 

Regarding tattoos, I can imagine what things will be like 50 years from now.  The seniors homes will be filled with tattooed grannies with names like Muffy and Britney.  Fortunately, I’m at an age when it’s highly unlikely that I’d ever see that.

 

[Anonymous 42]

Cipher Highwind wrote:

Their drenching themselves in perfumes, irritating everyone else’s noses.

I know whatcha mean, I’ve smelled perfumes so strong, and so vile, I actually gasped for air, and had to flee the immediate area! While other times the subtle and sweet fragrance drew me toward them, I complement women that are girly, and desirable, “feminine”, not feminist!

…. wrote:

A two piece bathing suit on a one piece body.

HA HA HA HA! genius! 

Sam Fisher wrote:

6. Short hair. 7. Short hair.

and more SHORT HAIR! I never dated or touched a girl with short hair! They look like BOYS! and then they have the nerve to accuse men of pedophilia, just for being men. Those women are f~~~ed in the head!

Ellen Degenerate, is a degenerate! That piece of s~~~ woman is truly unattractive! that look sickens me, and gives me turtle dick, with a touch of nausea!

[Anonymous 25]

kissy duck lips has to be pretty high on the list.

also painting her face like a clown (so narcissistic)

designer clothes

failure to add any value to a man’s life.

I’m glad we have this thread, as I was thinking the other day I find most women repulsive to look at, because who they are and what they care about shouts so loudy it’s offputting. I would probably find a woman of average looks more attractive if she was doing charity work at a men’s homeless shelter or some other men’s charity than it she had the perfect hair, clothes make-up, designer clothes etc. yuck – shallow. She still can’t be fat though, that’s just the way it is

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I actually don’t mind short hair.

most disgusting thing is excessive plastic surgery victims. gross

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Oh yeah, remember my post about how women turned out to be sexually turned on by Bonobos?

That’s sexy, right?

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

And another:  Giant sunglasses.  Why do women think looking like an alien or a bug is sexy or in any way attractive?  I see something like this and I can’t help but suspect it has plans for a probing.  Or biting my head off during sex.  Avoid at all costs.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

That’s odd.  The image of the giant ugly sunglasses just up and disappeared.  Here’s another example:

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