Ultimate White Knight Vehicle

[The Batman 2020Participant 2112]

Become the ultimate WHITE KNIGHT and save hoes in this bad ass custom 5 ton command center! You can save all the hoes in your neighborhood and keep them riding high clear of any danger!

Someone probably had to pull that hoe up in there to supervise

Just sitting on her ass while the men do all the survival preps

Get yours today and be the ultimate captain save a hoe!

Plan B Supply

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[sidecarParticipant 35842]

Only 8.7 miles per gallon.

Let that sink in for a moment.

That’s not going to get anyone very far when the s~~~ hits the fan.

You’re much better off with something like that diesel kawasaki 650 dual sport the marines use. I don’t know if any have found their way onto the civilian market. I’d definitely buy that for a dollar.

[erebus232Participant 3]

sidecar wrote:

Only 8.7 miles per gallon.

Let that sink in for a moment.

That’s not going to get anyone very far when the s~~~ hits the fan.

You’re much better off with something like that diesel kawasaki 650 dual sport the marines use. I don’t know if any have found their way onto the civilian market. I’d definitely buy that for a dollar.

but it’s got enough gas on board to run a small gas station

It is my right to choose who I date, who I want to marry, who I want to have sex with, and who I talk to, NOBODY can call my personal choice oppressive, homophobic, mysoginistic, or wrong

[RennieParticipant]

When the real apocalypse comes even that truck won’t save you.

[sidecarParticipant 35842]

erebus232 wrote:

but it’s got enough gas on board to run a small gas station

With a shelf life of no more than 90 days before the government mandated ethanol in that gas sucks up enough water, acidifies, and generally f~~~s up your engine.

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