Uhhhh, I just wanted a good smoothie recipe.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

SO since I have been doing IF and only eating 2 meals a day, I have made more of an effort to squeeze fresh veggies and fruits in. I have started using HUGE green smoothies with spinach, fruit and protein powder as one of my meals after my workouts.
I really like them when they are creamy. Not just thick, but actually that creamy/airy texture you get with really good ice cream milkshake, but keep it still healthy. (Bananas and soaked chia seeds help, so do certain protein powders.)
SO I googled “how to make your green smoothie creamy”.

One of the top results was a recipe that caught my interest, so I clicked on it.

It was from a woman’s blog, and in the intro to the recipe she just casually, and proudly, mentions that her blender isn’t one of those fancy vitamix ones (mine isn’t either c~~~) but instead some $50 one that she stole from one of her ex’s.

So what do you think the comments were pertaining to her stealing from an ex on breakup? Because you know if one of us posted how “bitches always steal your s~~~ when they are done with you” any woman reading it would yell “MYSOGYNY!” and shame us for being “bitter”, picking the “wrong women”, “NAWLT!”
SO surely the comments from other women will be to tell her how uncool that was etc. Right?

Wrong!
Every women commenting on the blender said how cool it was to do that. How they do it all the time with ex’s etc.
What a shocker!

It is funny how they tell the truth when they feel they are only amongst women.
I only wanted a smoothie recipe, and got reminded of a nice red pill instead.

BONUS – The photo of her smoothie and blender showed the blender was absolutely DISGUSTING! Hardened smoothie splatter and MOLD all around the buttons. F~~~ing pig can’t even bother to wipe it down with a soapy sponge or paper towel once in a while.
I can’t/ don’t want to imagine what her bathroom looks like….
And shocker – she is a Single mom!

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

No surprises there with the theft, s~~~ty housekeeping, and affirmations from other skanks.

I use 1/8 cup of half & half in mine along with the same amount of sparkling water or apple juice. Smooth as a baby’s face.

PS: The Red Pill smooths damn near everything.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Solo MAN’S Wisdom wrote:

No surprises there with the theft, s~~~ty housekeeping, and affirmations from other skanks.

I use 1/8 cup of half & half in mine along with the same amount of sparkling water or apple juice. Smooth as a baby’s face.

PS: The Red Pill smooths damn near everything.

Hahahah! Yeah, I wish I could throw some red pills in the smoothies – so dam good, and never run out of them with women.
Thanks for the tip, but I keep mine non-dairy. I use coconut or almond milk.

The surprising thing (not really, I guess) was that not a single one of the women called her out. “Women like you make us all look like thieving, dishonorable c~~~s! Can’t you buy your own $50 blender and let the man you used and cheated on keep his?!?!?!”
They all just laughed and cheered her on, offering support, and letting her know they do the same thing when they breakup.

[JVBParticipant]

Good for you brother. Try it/them without dairy. Use almond milk instead add a teaspoon of turmeric and ground flax. Coconut flakes and raw cacao. Keep it up bro !!

Peace is > piece.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Best advice I got for smoothies was to add a little powdered pudding. Gave it a creamy texture and sweetened it up a little. Good for a fruit smoothie.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Eric LauderParticipant 12054]

Protein powder isn’t tasty, nutritional values aren’t special, and it’s relatively expensive.
Ham with low fat is much better on the whole.

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[IRuleMeParticipant]

The hive mentality in full force.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

The surprising thing (not really, I guess) was that not a single one of the women called her out. “Women like you make us all look like thieving, dishonorable c~~~s! Can’t you buy your own $50 blender and let the man you used and cheated on keep his?!?!?!”
They all just laughed and cheered her on, offering support, and letting her know they do the same thing when they breakup.

It’s a hive. The sooner a man understands that the better. They are really out in the open too. I was a company event Friday and they wanted us to make funny name tags for ourselves. One girl called herself Robbin Guys that triggered my MGTOW so I made mine Redd Flagg.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 1]

Women can inject drama into everything they do.

That story reminded me of when my ex moved out. I reached for one of the glasses left in he cabinet and they hid a smaller one underneath it so it would fall when I pulled that one out. I caught it on the way down. Good thing too my dog was right there looking up thinking he had a treat coming.

[AttonParticipant]

I can’t/ don’t want to imagine what her bathroom looks like….

Like a back ally abortion clinic with blood, s~~~, used condoms and tampons mixed together.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

JVB wrote:

Good for you brother. Try it/them without dairy. Use almond milk instead add a teaspoon of turmeric and ground flax. Coconut flakes and raw cacao. Keep it up bro !!

Thanks bro. I definitely keep it plant based. I find my recovery is much better that way. I did use Whey protein to finish an old jug of it, but now I am using VEGA protein. I do put 3 TBSP of Chia seed gel, 2 TBSP of Flax meal and coconut in now (2 TBSP of flakes), but I am thinking of trying the tins/cans of coconut milk and using a TBS of the cream off the top? I already use 3 cups of plant milk, and I just jam as much spinach as I can in there, and top with frozen berries and 2 bananas… I like the turmeric idea, though I don’t want to f~~~ with the flavor of it all, as I like it the way it is… Sadly I think it was the switch from the Gold standard Whey to plant protein that made it lose some of that creaminess.
I might try a half an avocado?

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

The whole stealing her ex’s blender on breakup reminded me of something I hadn’t thought of in years. While in the Navy as an E-3 I saved up for a $200 tennis racket, one officially used by Mats Wilander- a pro at the time, and had it strung to a specific tension for my game. It was quite an investment for me because I only made around $600 a month and had some other commitments…

When my fiancé (ughh) broke up with me to get back together with her rich High school BF either she stole it for him, or let the rich punk steal it himself. All he had to do was buy one himself (He probably could have bought a dozen of them and his father wouldn’t bat an eyelash) with his daddy’s money, but I guess it made them feel better to steal it from a guy working hard and trying to make it through the world on his own efforts.
I had done nothing but treat her right, total blue pill simp, and I bet she got all wet and f~~~ed his brains out over stealing that racket…. I didn’t buy another one and stopped playing.

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BONUS – The photo of her smoothie and blender showed the blender was absolutely DISGUSTING! Hardened smoothie splatter and MOLD all around the buttons. F~~~ing pig can’t even bother to wipe it down with a soapy sponge or paper towel once in a while.

I know exactly what you’re talking about without even seeing the photo. An ex got on a smoothie kick while she lived with me, would always want me to try the smoothies and I always refused.

She would ask why and seem to get offended.

I showed her the rubber ring on the bottom of the blender where the glass and blade meet. She even had a brush with a 6 inch extension to get that crap out of the blender and couldn’t do it.

After she left and I sold the house, the blender went into the trash.

Thank f~~~ I didn’t spend $250 on that ninja blender thing she wanted.

[SESQUI ano estParticipant 2535]

Smoothie recipe:
2 bananas
2 cups spinach
1 cup frozen blueberries
2 TBSP flax
2 cups of water
3 teaspoons of semen:
One from chad, one from Biff, and one from Kyle.

Sorry I shouldn’t have gone there.

On a serious note. The flavor may not be as good without it but the protein is entirely unnecessary. Even if you are vegan as long as you get enough calories from whole food for the day you are getting plenty of protein.
Keep up the smoothies though. They are a great way to get some of those fruits and veggies in.

Everyday above ground is a good one. Everyday above ground while single...better still.

[Anonymous 6]

Was she fat and/or googly eyed with poorly bleached hair?

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Anonymous wrote:

Was she fat and/or googly eyed with poorly bleached hair?

Haha, you think you know her?
She was actually thin with short brown hair and posing with one of her chad spawns.

[Anonymous 6]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

Travis3000 wrote:

Was she fat and/or googly eyed with poorly bleached hair?

Haha, you think you know her?
She was actually thin with short brown hair and posing with one of her chad spawns.

I hate it when chicks show-off their kids. One of the easiest things to do is get knocked up and squat out a womb turd. Yet there they are kids in tow like they’ve reinvented the wheel. Full blown Down’s Syndrome people can get pregnant and have children, that fact should put things into perspective.

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