"types" of women?

[GrumpyParticipant]

I have never really liked younger women, nor dated them. With the exception of both my ex-wives (both less than 2 years younger than me).  So technically, I was apparently a “cougar” hunter. That led me to asking the following question. What are the “types” or terms for women these days.

I remember some terms from when I was younger like:

Kitten – younger attractive “legal aged” woman

MILF – someones mother that is attractive

Cougar – older more experienced attractive woman.

Now that I am a tad older, I fear the names have changed along with the meanings. For example, is it true that the “cougar” I so liked when I was younger, are now qualified as a “Saber-tooth”?

Feel free to correct and expand as you like. Remember its all in fun

 

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[MyselfParticipant 353]

Grumpy wrote:

INow that I am a tad older, I fear the names have changed along with the meanings. For example, is it true that the “cougar” I so liked when I was younger, are now qualified as a “Saber-tooth”? Feel free to correct and expand as you like. Remember its all in fun

In this day and age we just generally just use the noun bitch and leave it at that.

 

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[Anonymous 12]

* The Crazy Cat Lady – Usually single, sometimes a Lesbian, probably on some kind of anti depressant and is never happy, except when they are and then they are like REALLY happy. Either way always annoying. Doesn’t always own a cat but 9 times out of 10 does.

* The Scatterbrain – Impossible to have a discussion with this type or get to know them. They are always talking, leaping from topic to topic, rather self centered and tends to get attracted to the most loser dicks around.

 

 

[RoyDalParticipant]

Matt Groening did the definitive taxonomy, in his immortal series Life In Hell.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[experiencedParticipant]

 

Kitten=jailbait. You end up deaththreatened, ‘do you want to be the husband or the wife!’……………’uh…husband’………….’Then get over here and suck your wife’s dick.’

MILF=toss a hotdog into a gymnasium.

Cougar=old maid, toss hotdog into desert.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

Kitten=jailbait. You end up deaththreatened, ‘do you want to be the husband or the wife!’……………’uh…husband’………….’Then get over here and suck your wife’s dick.’

MILF=toss a hotdog into a gymnasium.

Cougar=old maid, toss hotdog into desert.

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