And I am going to avoid that episode you suggested like the plague. I mean, I am already baffled by the things you wrote, if I see too much of female nature it will ruin my week. I may read a synopsis of it, but not watching.
I’ll give you the synopsis. A married lesbian couple runs a company that sells fancy marshmallows covered in nuts and crap. One of the lesbians looks like a marshmallow and the other one is nuts… and they both are crap. They share a large factory space with marshmallow’s father who makes spices and mustard which stink up their product. He uses most of the space but doesn’t pay any of the bills and that’s their problem. Oh, and their product needs help too.
In comes Marcus, the investor star of the show. He’s a nice guy and a good man, invests in people, product and process and tries to do the right thing for the businesses but usually ends up just mediating personal problems.
This is turning out to be a s~~~ty synopsis. Anyway, he’s like “Mustard guy has got to go and your salted caramel needs help, I’ll bring in a great candy maker to help you but you’ve got to get rid of mustard.”
So marshmallow gets all p~~~y when candy man comes in to give her his caramel recipe and then both marshmallow and nuts do nothing about mustard so Marcus has to come in and be the bad guy and toss him out.
Fast forward two weeks… Marcus comes back and finds out from one-eye cancer girl, the only person in the place with any sense, that mustard is gone but she’s been cut out of the deal because she was just there to generate sympathy and nuts said she don’t need no man telling her how to make the product or run the business.
Marcus, realizing he’s made a tragic mistake, confronts nuts. Marshmallow goes all quiet and squishy but nuts gets up in his face, tells several blatant conflicting stories about her real intentions, finally admits to getting on the show just so Marcus would get rid of mustard then threatens him with physical violence. Marcus gets her to admit that she stole his money and then leaves.
So if you saw this program and thought for a moment when marshmallow and nuts were first introduced that they were pieces of s~~~ but then caught yourself thinking they must be okay to be on this show, congratulate yourself for being right. I’ve never seen two bigger pieces of s~~~ in all my experience in business in my entire life. If their company didn’t go completely bankrupt 10 minutes after the show aired, I would be stunned.
These two worthless sacks of protoplasm are the kind of people who make you want to call up other people who you were going to give a pass to and tell them to go f~~~ themselves on principle. Seeing them made me want to research “domestic violence in lesbian couples” just so I could clap and cheer at the number of angry, mean spirited women like them beating the s~~~ out of each other in their own kitchens and bedrooms.
Save watching this program for when you need to work up a truly righteous anger.
