Twelve Days Of Christmas (Pumpkin Remix)

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

12 unpaid bills
11 girl’s nights out
10 texts to orbiters
9 more lies
8 duck face pics on Instagram
7 guys in her gangbang
6 DPs
5 trips to Starbucks
4 Xanax
3 sessions at her psychologist
2 STDs

And a Chad c•ck in a pear tree

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22510]

gotta work the morning after pill/plan B into it

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Post wall remix:

Twelve toxoplasma.
Eleven cats sh​itting.
Ten cats a yowling.
Nine cats clawing.
Eight hacking hairba​lls.
Seven cats fighting.
Six cats shedding.
Five boxes of wine.
Four more fu​cking cats.
Three baby kittens.
Two cats breeding.
A cat in a kitty carrier.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

The lies and the texts to orbiters seem a very conservative estimate.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

This is so true ..
.. to be totally honest, my very own sister .. yes, my own sister has been divorced three times,

moved in and lived with at least five other guys, possibly seven .. too many to recall accurately ..

dated “who knows?” how many .. and just recently told me she just broke up with her most recent boyfriend .. who she earlier said was “the one.”

… where did she meet this latest guy? .. well, I’ll tell you where ..
she was crossing the street in Wyoming, with her gal pal whilst on a mini-vacation, and he .. and his buddy, walked up to them in the middle of that street and asked “where can a guy find a good burger around here?”

true story, he bought her and her friend a burger and it was on to a new relationship .. that was the beginning of her most recent guy who she said was “the one.”

… now that I have told a bit of my true family story .. ask me? .. why am I bitter about relationships?
… hav’a great day

….. Cheers

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3758]

hmskl’d wrote:

… now that I have told a bit of my true family story .. ask me? .. why am I bitter about relationships?… hav’a great day
….. Cheers

Have a great day too, man !

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

hmskl’d wrote:

why am I bitter about relationships?

Don’t be bitter about relationships. Be relieved they’re not your problem.

Being bitter about relationships is like being bitter about AIDS.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22510]

sidecar wrote:

hmskl’d wrote:

why am I bitter about relationships?

Don’t be bitter about relationships. Be relieved they’re not your problem.
Being bitter about relationships is like being bitter about AIDS.

I don’t think he means bitter as in angry about his past specific relationships. I think given the context of his story he’s just totally turned off with women as a whole and given what’s he’s seen, due to their real true, shallow nature. He’s got the red poll glasses on and can see them for what they really are.

I think he means “skeptical”, “wary”, “non-desirous”, or “turned off”.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Vajra VarahaParticipant 1284]

sidecar wrote:

Post wall remix:

Twelve toxoplasma.
Eleven cats sh​itting.
Ten cats a yowling.
Nine cats clawing.
Eight hacking hairba​lls.
Seven cats fighting.
Six cats shedding.
Five boxes of wine.
Four more fu​cking cats.
Three baby kittens.
Two cats breeding.
A cat in a kitty carrier.

Gargamel? Is that you? LMAO

Kidding

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