Tsk Tsk. Why are you afraid of Marriage…

[chirParticipant]

I liked this so here it is. Why you ask in your snide little way? Here let me count the ways for you.

I’m afraid that “our ” wedding will be all about you and my role will consist of “Shut up. Pay up. Get yelled at.”

I’m afraid that after you’ve had your dream wedding and you find yourself having to deal with day to day reality, it will end up being my fault that you’re not living happily ever after.

I’m afraid that I will gradually stop being the guy you love and want to spend the rest of your life with and turn into the room-mate you can barely stand but you keep me around for the heavy lifting and helping to pay the rent.

I’m afraid that you will take marriage advice from your mother and her friends, all of whom will tell you that being nice to your husband is f~~~ing stupid and you shouldn’t bother. I’m afraid that you’ll not wonder why your father is so miserable…

I’m afraid that you will “accidentally” slip up on birth control and I’ll end up with children whether I like it or not. ..But when you’re the size of a house and fed up, I’ll be “the bastard that did this to you.”

I’m afraid that the first words my daughter learns will be “Isn’t daddy stupid?”

I’m afraid that you’ll yellat me for not doing enough with the kids – but every time I try, you show up to tell me that I’m doing it wrong and “why are you so useless?”

I’m afraid that once you’ve got the children you wanted, your libido will fall off the edge of a cliff.

I’m afraid that sex will stop being a special moment between us and become something you use to keep me in line, only deployed when I’ve been a good dog.

I’m afraid that “our” home will fill up with your family and your friends, all of whom will treat me like I don’t deserve to be there.

I’m afraid our relationship will consist of me trying to keep you from yelling at me.

I’m afraid that I’ll be continually expected to support you and care for you and prove how committed I am – and in return I’ll get drama, nagging and conintual reminders that I’m useless.

I’m afraid that you’ll spend the entire marriage telling me that my opinion is worthless and then bitch when I don’t immediately come up with an answer to whatever drama you’re moaning about.

I’m afraid that any display of insecurity or feeling down will be met with a terse “Oh man up” and subsequently used to beat me over the head for not being a real man.

I’m afraid that every time I’m sick your way of proving how much you care is to make snide comments about man-flu and bitch because I’m lying around doing nothing.

I’m afraid that any time I get time to myself, you’ll be right there with a honey-do list or some little job that needs doing right now, just to make sure I never get chance to relax.

I’m afraid that no matter what I do, there’s always something else that’s making you p~~~ed off.

I’m afraid that I’ll gradually end up losing my hobbies, interests, opinions, friends and as many of my possesions as you can throw away when my back is turned. And you’ll then bitch at me for being “Boring”

I’m afraid that I’ll wake up one day and realise that I’m paying for a house that isn’t my home, full of s~~~ that somebody else wanted, kids that are being raised to treat me with contempt and a life that consists of “work. eat. sleep.” Correction. “Work. Eat. Get moaned at. Sleep.”

And of course there’s always the possibility that after I’ve tried to give you everything you wanted, you’ll decide one day that my services are no longer required and I’ll find myself in a bedsit, p~~~poor and wondering what happened to the last ten years of my life.

I prefer not to regret 10 years of my life, therefore I don’t regret not getting married.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Great points, man.

Women expect a man to make them happy while they expect men to make themselves happy. You spend your entire marriage trying to make a woman happy, a fool’s gambit. It will end in divorce where you get screwed. Women can’t even make themselves happy, they don’t know what they want, but they expect you to make them happy and know what they want.

Marriage is a rigged game. They will shame you if you don’t get married, but who cares? I’d rather have money.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[Anonymous 42]

I have no fear of marriage. I have a very healthy respect for male suicide!!!

P.S.

Marriage has become an illegitimate and illegal operation conducted, controlled, and managed by the state.

The man is the vehicle necessary to drive it’s diabolical machinery. The man takes “title” to a worthless piece of paper that actually becomes his new slave endowment, signed, sealed, and delivered to the court.

He’s f~~~ed for EVERYTHING! His future earnings, his contract for a clean unblemished partner, his kids that now live under YOUR SIR NAME and owned by the woman and the state. Women have collectively achieved all of feminism’s goals, the utter distruction of man and his place in society, he’s been commandeered by the contract of marriage and cohabitation, with an endless slew of laws that further humiliate and castrate him!

Only an utter fool of a man would support any aspect or single thread of feminism.

Modern marriage and the empowered female are the single greatest tyranny to be perpetrated on any man throughout the history of the world! I have a time machine, I know!

Ten years from now the wall will be littered with more impoverished and utterly ruined women than ever before! S~~~’s gonna start happening real f~~~ing fast! Just look at all the laws in the past 18 months! They’ve driven a steel point through the foundations of civilization built on the acquired knowledge from eons of proven failure.

All the worst parts of the bible are about to come true!

MGTOW are the most shielded and insulated men to walk the face of this gone to hell earth!

We’re the LAST ONES in line for the coming correction!

Marriage is pilling the pin on a hand grenade then dropping it in your pants!

[AttonParticipant]

Marraige is for gays and women need more be said other than that?

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

: “Tsk Tsk. Why are you afraid of Marriage?”
: “I’m not afraid of marriage any more than I’m afraid of investing in buggy whip factories. It simply fails a risk to reward cost benefit analysis. In other words, you’re not worth it, sweety. Now why are you afraid of making yourself worthy of marriage?”

Or this:

: “Tsk Tsk. Why are you afraid of Marriage?”
: “Why are you afraid of being raped by a chainsaw?”
: “That’s horrible. You’re an asshole.”
: “Now now, don’t be bitter. Who hurt you? You just haven’t met the right chainsaw yet. Not all chainsaws at like that.”

[ConstantineParticipant 4417]

You forgot, “I’m afraid that you’ll give up work and spend every day shopping with your girlfriends, then bitch about how you gave up your career for me.”

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[Anonymous 18]

When the dick needs and desires are out of equation, I no longer need to be afraid of what women can or would do to me.

Their evolutionary skills of manipulation and slow-destruction of a man is through his dick.

Regardless of the socio-political strength women will be gaining in the coming decades, not having a man to control through his dick will take away whatever happiness they get out of life.

Thank god for strong, independent women. Peace be up on you.

[xlrsnbrgParticipant 1786]

I’m not afraid of marriage. I’m not afraid of stepping into dog s~~~ either. I avoid both though.

A man shouldn't make his life's objective to be on the side of the majority, but to avoid finding himself in the ranks of the insane. (Marcus Aurelius)

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

the marriage contract is a fraudulent agreement.

prenups have very little power. marriage = slavery and boredom

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Divorce Rape.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[GonzoZiiByrnnarParticipant 195]

sidecar wrote:

: “Tsk Tsk. Why are you afraid of Marriage?”
: “Why are you afraid of being raped by a chainsaw?”
: “That’s horrible. You’re an asshole.”
: “Now now, don’t be bitter. Who hurt you? You just haven’t met the right chainsaw yet. Not all chainsaws at like that.”

Yes!

xlrsnbrg wrote:

I’m not afraid of marriage. I’m not afraid of stepping into dog s~~~ either. I avoid both though.

And Yes!

Common Sense and Marriage do not go together these days. Even my 13 year old cousin knows marriage is no good for a man… where’d he learn it? From our mothers!

Rule Of T.A.W.E.D. Trust a woman = Death

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

Silverstone the Second wrote:

Great points, man.

Women expect a man to make them happy while they expect men to make themselves happy. You spend your entire marriage trying to make a woman happy, a fool’s gambit. It will end in divorce where you get screwed. Women can’t even make themselves happy, they don’t know what they want, but they expect you to make them happy and know what they want.

Marriage is a rigged game. They will shame you if you don’t get married, but who cares? I’d rather have money.

Remember the saying “Happy wife, happy life?” I believe it really means that there is no way you can be happy. Trying to make your wife happy is like trying to pour water out of the titanic with a coffee mug.

[Red_Pill_SouljaParticipant 221]

A Marriage Contract does not benefit the male in the relationship – only the female.

[Masculine_ManParticipant 2735]

foghornleghorn wrote:

Silverstone the Second wrote:

Great points, man.

Women expect a man to make them happy while they expect men to make themselves happy. You spend your entire marriage trying to make a woman happy, a fool’s gambit. It will end in divorce where you get screwed. Women can’t even make themselves happy, they don’t know what they want, but they expect you to make them happy and know what they want.

Marriage is a rigged game. They will shame you if you don’t get married, but who cares? I’d rather have money.

Remember the saying “Happy wife, happy life?” I believe it really means that there is no way you can be happy. Trying to make your wife happy is like trying to pour water out of the titanic with a coffee mug.

Yes there is the happy wife happy life, but how about, “NO WIFE happy life,” sounds much better, doesn’t it?

If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

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