I just had to share this as it happened to me just now! I was getting out of my car in the parking lot of a local supermarket and as I was walking away from my car I hit the remote on my keychain which locked the car and caused it to let out a short honk. Something you and I and millions of other people do everyday. What I didnt happen to notice was that at that exact same moment some women with a baby strapped to her breast (in one of those hippy slings) was walking in front of my car aong with her mangina in tow. I suppose my car letting out its brief honk took her by surprise and startled her and her baby. What happened next is very predictable in todays bitchcentric and generally selfish society. She actually called me out!? She berated me for not being more considerate of her and her Christ child. I couldnt f~~~ing believe what I was hearing?
I told her that the world doesnt revolve around her and her childs mental well being and that this is the middle of the f~~~ing day in a giant parking lot. What happened next was even more comical. Shocked that I didnt give her a groveling apology and present her child with gifts of gold, frankincense and Myrrh, she immediatley looked to her mangina boyfriend/husband to do something. This guy was your prototypical twenty-something hippy who never met a confrontation that he didnt run away from. He was about 6′ 4 but nothing but skin and bones. The look in his eyes when she looked to him was classic. A mix of utter confusion and ‘Oh no. She’s dragging me into another whiteknight s~~~ test meant to prove my manhood.” He looked at me and let out a “Dude, you should really be more considerate of the people around you”. Then she looked back at him with an expression of ‘Is that it? Is that your ace in the hole? That’s all you got for him?’ It was so pathetic I almost busted out laughing! I felt so bad for the guy I said “Listen buddy,you and I both know whats going on here right now. In the future, dont let her drag you into inconsequential bulls~~~ like this. Its not worth it. The next guy may not be like me and HE WILL put you in the f~~~ing hospital. It aint worth it.” He just looked at me in stunned silence with his mouth hanging open. Of course she couldnt let it go and accused me of threatening him and just kept cursing at me. By now the baby IS scared and screaming its head off because of her stupid antics. I just waved her off like a bothersome gnat and went into to the supermarket to do my shopping. I just know that poor schmuck is gonna get non-stop emasculating Hell from that bitch for the next 24 hours. I hope. I really, really hope I put a seed in that schmucks head. Hopefully he will walk away from that shrew before he throws the best years of his life away on her. The one I really pity though is that baby. Especially if it is a male! Can you imagine being raised by a c~~~ like that if you are a male!? Shudder.
In addition I would like to say that there are indeed times when a man should react with force if someone puts your families life in peril. Thats just common sense. Just not for piddly and transparent s~~~ tests like this bitch was throwing down. For example, when I was a baby in Brooklyn my parents were driving down the street with the windows open as it was Summertime. I was laying in the back seat (these were the days before child car seats.) Back in those days kids would open up the fire hydrants on the streets to keep cool. I used to do it myself. Anyway, when a car would pass one of the kids would stand in front of the water stream so as not to deluge the passing cars. Only this time they played a trick and as soon as my father drove by they let the water burst into the open car windows. Drenching my mother, father and myself and almost causing my father to lose control of the car. Keep in mind these weren’t ten year olds but 16-19 year olds. My old man got out of the car and whooped two of their asses and threw the 3rd into a garbage can. S~~~ like that is worthy of a response. Not pressing the security system button on your car remote!
Soldano 5 years, 4 months ago.
