Trump the Miracle Worker

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    Biggvs_Dickvs
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    http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2017/02/07/milo-trump-slims-dunham-anything-cant/

    Lena Dunham claims (claims!) she is losing weight because Donald Trump has convinced her not to eat.

    Is there anything he can’t Do?

    "Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

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    Keymaster
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    Is there anything he can’t Do?

    He got millions of fat women off their asses and marching!
    They are even thinking about doing it again! Amazing.

    If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
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    Rorschach
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    But in the middle of her schtick, an amazing revelation emerged. Lena said “Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food…Everyone’s been asking like, ‘What have you been doing?’ And I’m like, try soul-crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness and you, too, will lose weight.”

    Hopelessness? What the f~~~ you give up on life over a politician. Give me a break.

    Soul-Crushing pain? What soul?

    Devastation? Having enough freedom to sit on a toilet naked eating cake then taking a picture to share with the world while your sitting there crying oppression. lol Please just shut up Lena Dunham, eat your cake or starve to death your choice, we dont give a f~~~ either way.

    The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

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    Mr. Spock
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    Was it really necessary to take a selfie of herself naked and on the s~~~ter? She just needed an excuse to get attention for herself by posting a pic of herself naked.
    Pathetic.

    Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

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    Lena Dunham claims (claims!) she is losing weight because Donald Trump has convinced her not to eat.

    Well, that’s good. Congratulations! Now she should also convince her sisters to lose some weight. The western women (and especially the white women) are embarrassingly fat.

    Was it really necessary to take a selfie of herself naked and on the s~~~ter? She just needed an excuse to get attention for herself by posting a pic of herself naked.
    Pathetic.

    That woman was taking a s~~~.

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    How nasty can you be to sit on a PUBLIC TOILET and EAT CAKE? WTF!

    I won’t even go in a public toilet leave alone eating food with s~~~ particulates in the air! WTFF!

    Is it any wonder I won’t touch one of these filthy pieces of s~~~?

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    How long will it take for her to starve to death? I’m guessing a few years with her blubber supply.

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    Writing Desk Raven
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    Was it really necessary to take a selfie of herself naked and on the s~~~ter? She just needed an excuse to get attention for herself by posting a pic of herself naked.
    Pathetic.

    It wasn’t necessary, no. But it was a feat of quantum physics to fit an object of her mass and density into an enclosed space and still have enough room to take a picture, so it was a worthwhile attempt for science.

    I love Milo’s articles, especially when he alliterates: “porcine princess of progressive politics” is still making me laugh.

    "Almost the main work of life is to come out of our selves, out of the little dark prison we are all born in... The danger is that of coming to love the prison." ~ C.S. Lewis

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    Trapper
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    Damn Trumps good! Now how about getting them to commit to a moment of SILENCE.

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    Y_
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    This was not because of Trump – it was Putin all along.
    Fake news again.

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