Trolling Girls Online LooL

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Oh GAWD Im dying laughing right now. I dont normally do this, but Ive been trolling girls on CL looking for relationships. The s~~~ they post is ridiculous. This is so amusing lol.

The last one: wasnt anything MGTOWish or against her, I just thought it was hillarious. This chick actually made a decent post. At the end she said, for no reason whatsoever, ” Im DEATHLY afraid of the ocean!”

I emailed her. Four pix of terrifying ocean scenes (i.e. a cartoon of the Titanic sinking and a hand in the water for help, jaws. Someone drowning lmaooo) my message simply said:

“Lets go swimming, shall we? Bwahahaha!”

Anyone else ever enjoy this perverted humor? I also replied to a couple of girls with RIDICULOUS requests and asking why they cant find good men.

If noone else is, IM laughing!

Resident cynic.

[Anonymous 12]

LOL that is funny.

I love stirring them with facts and logic, they never get it. The more facts and logic you present to the angrier they become. Sometimes it isn’t even deliberate trolling just trying to have a discussion.

Recently I commented on a story in the paper that a Feminazi wrote criticizing women for changing their surnames when they get married. My comment was pretty simple just saying that given recently in India a village elder has sentenced 2 sisters to gang rape because their brother ran away with another woman it seemed a really stupid thing to be worrying about women changing their surnames.

A woman responded with ” Are you serious? That incident in India has been one of the most criticised and most reported stories this week. Women (and men) everywhere – here, India, all over the world – are signing petitions, sharing on facebook and voicing their outrage. Where have you been?”

Well it was on after that, we all had a good laugh at the stupidity of thinking an online petition was going to fix anything.

[Anonymous 11]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Im DEATHLY afraid of the ocean!

She’d consider me a bad boy then for the ocean is my playground. I could tell her of some of my close encounters with some rather large sharks over the years and make her all creamy and tingly inside.

AW: I’m laughing at your hijinks. Keep ’em coming.

[UmbreonParticipant 152]

I’ve done my share of trolling, but I tend to not bother with Craigslist as these people are too easy. I like a challenge!

The best trolls in my opinion are when you can set up a group troll like the 5/19/13 “Expect us” troll. Did you see how many people were freaking out thinking the world was going to end, the new world order was going to take over and other stupid stuff? A couple churches set up for doomsday and people lost thousands of dollars in a blind panic.

It was hilarious.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

[DoinMyOwnThing40Participant 1000]

I have an odd sense of humor as well. I like this sort of thing.

What I like to do is write to women and tell them absurd things but pretending to be serious about it. I will say things like “You must be proficient in MS Office products in order for me to consider you a potential girlfriend.” Or I will say “If you are not a solid 8 on a scale of 1 to 10, I shall not want to speak to you.” Just really silly stuff to make them say to themselves “Wait, this guy can’t be serious can he.”

Women are parasites. Each and every last one of them.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

I almost cant believe women are this stupid: its uncanny! Below is a fake ad I placed and I had several girls email me within hours. I call it Antonio in Action ( my comic book name for it)

Title: Mediterranean Man Seeks Love
Body: Big
Height: 6’7
Body Art: My body is art
Diet: Meat and wine

Hello, I am Antonio from Italy . Excuses please for not proper English. It is third language after Italian, French, and readings of Latin. Antonio visits U.S. on trip. May stay or may go home. Antonio like to read book. Write. Good wine. Travels. Shops. Kisses and he cuddles. Family have vinyard back home so money not problem for Antonio. Im of age to find love and make family. Make bride to carry to other ports of travel on boat…how you say – yaghtz? Big one. Not rubber ducky bath tub boat. Shower, steamy room, and servant on boat.

Antonio seeking girl for serious mind. For long mind not just short mind but long to settle down make babies and make family name good. The loving and cherishing one. The holding loving forever one. Prince need princess. You know. I think you understand even though english not so good. I work on it. You teach me. I teach you wine and shop. Yes? Sound good. Antonio like this. Make him happy. Me happy make you happy.

Antonio look black hair eyes green. Skin like olive.

If you like sound of Antonio send letter to speak about you and photograph. Glass of wine in sunset on blanket in sand be next. Antonio wish you good weekend.

The cherry on top was this CHEESY childish cartoon drawing of the Mediterranean lmao.

Resident cynic.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Umbreon wrote:

Did you see how many people were freaking out thinking the world was going to end, the new world order was going to take over and other stupid stuff? A couple churches set up for doomsday and people lost thousands of dollars in a blind panic.

Yup. Confirms the fact that stupid people will never be an extinct breed.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

The best trolls in my opinion are when you can set up a group troll like the 5/19/13 “Expect us” troll.

I never heard of this. There was a strange one held annually that would post with encrypted messages all over the world. I cant recall the name of it, but the “group” was allegedly looking for decryptors of high intelligence. If you were capable o decoding their clues and messages until the end, then you would apparently be invited to a small, circle of intellectual elite to work on “projects”.

It was highly esoteric and seemingly in the shadows. Im not too into conspiracy theories but it was one of the most intriguing of the ones Ive read. It seemed too elaborate to be a hoax/scheme.

Anyone recall this? It was strange.

Resident cynic.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Anyone recall this? It was strange.

If I were in a govt agency running a sting operation, that’s how I’d do it.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

This is what I was reffering too:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada_3301

Thats weird s~~~ right there.

Resident cynic.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

This is what I was reffering too:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada_3301
Thats weird s~~~ right there.

Can they decrypt the female mind?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Sandals wrote:

Can they decrypt the female mind?

That’s easy. Are you sitting down? Here it is. “the female mind” decrypted………..

http://justgirlythings.tumblr.com

• Wishing
• Wanting
• Shopping
• Wishing
• Wanting
• Sleeping
• Feeling
• Nothing
• Buying
• Wanting
• Wishing
• Relaxing
• Wearing
• Feeling
• Hair
• Not wanting
• Smoothies
• Wearing
• Consuming
• Eating
• Trying

No actual doing, thinking, creating, or making,

Horrifying.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Keymaster wrote:

No actual doing, thinking, creating, or making,

Horrifying.

Good find! You should be part of that 3301 group.

[HitmanParticipant]

Antonio. .as bill Murray said in the movie ” stripes ” I’m not gay but I’m willing to learn ! You sound so dreamy ! Lmfao !

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Keymaster wrote:

Sandals wrote:

Can they decrypt the female mind?

That’s easy. Are you sitting down? Here it is. “the female mind” decrypted………..
http://justgirlythings.tumblr.com
• Wishing• Wanting• Shopping• Wishing• Wanting• Sleeping• Feeling• Nothing• Buying• Wanting• Wishing• Relaxing• Wearing• Feeling• Hair• Not wanting• Smoothies• Wearing• Consuming• Eating• Trying
No actual doing, thinking, creating, or making,
Horrifying.

LOL good GOD!

I clicked on the site and your presentation of it actually did justice to be compared with whats there.

“Being comfy in fall out fits”…”being comfy with my friend”…”being comfy in thunderstorms”…

Holy f~~~ing s~~~ – theyre nutsos!

Resident cynic.

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