Travelling With Women: Packing

[SNUZParticipant 114]

I am relatively new posting here, but as a quick intro, I am single, never married, and have never had the misfortune of ever going on a vacation with another female. I see many on here are formerly married or have past relations~~~s, so maybe this might strike a chord with some, and can tell some personal experiences on the matter.

I travel a lot as a hobby and for work, so I have been in airports quite a bit. Most places I travel alone, and seldom with a friend or a family member.

I consider myself a very light and practical packer, and never check a bag. I feel if you really need that extra pair or socks or underwear or T-Shirt, you can always just buy a cheap one. Plus, with international travel, it can save you upwards of 1-2 hours clearing customs upon returning to the USA. With just a carry on, you can skip past the majority of the madness. Just recently for example, I returned from nearly a 2 week trip to Asia, where I only packed a small carry-on 6 sets of shirts/underwear/socks, 2 pair of shorts, 1 pair of jeans, and 1 pair of shoes; jacket was worn on the plane. I did laundry at the halfway point, and this was sufficient. I have travelled as many as 3 weeks without checking.

That being said, I know I would be so f~~~ing annoyed if I traveled with a female counterpart who just had to pack a ton of ridiculous extra s~~~ “Just in case.” At ticketing, I always see the females lugging the biggest size travel bags to be checked along with their 2 carry-ons (and don’t even get me started about if they also have a baby, diaper bag, and stroller, which in my opinion should more than account as their allotted personal items). All the dumb s~~~ they pack even for just a weekend trip, the extra pairs of shoes, heels, dresses, clothes, etc. Imagine how much they must pack for longer vacation! I would be f~~~ing irate if I had to wait an extra 1-2 hours to clear customs back in the US just because some dumb bitch just had to pack her entire wardrobe!

And many times at the airport, I see the poor sucker who married them wheeling their s~~~ around for them in the terminals. Hell, I bet many times the woman packs so much s~~~, that it encroaches on the the space in the Mangina’s suitcase.

F~~~, I could not imagine traveling with any of these dumb c~~~s.

That being said, I’m sure many of you here can relate, and provide some other insight and related personal experiences.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Yea, it sucks. Nuff said

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Jeremiah JohnsonParticipant 2219]

Hello Snuz, and Welcome brother….I was an unfortunate previously married dope…And paying the price for the rest of my f~~~ing life, but I digress…As to your comment…I do have experience traveling with a wife, and it f~~~ing blows, especially with a new born baby…We moved to Honolulu, HI for a few years while my daughter was just a few months old…F~~~ing sucked so bad I wanted to stab myself with a pencil in the face until I could not breath any more…But again I digress…My comment is on moving the bitch’s s~~~ from one city to another..I am not sure how many other poor f~~~ing dope’s there are out there like myself, but holy bat s~~~, until you have moved a c~~~’s possession’s across the country, you have not seen s~~~…I had a 27 foot f~~~ing rental truck packed so tight you couldn’t squeeze a fart into the back, and still had extra s~~~ that had to be moved in our vehicles…I told her after the first move, (many moves) you HAVE TO GET RID OF SOME OF THIS BULLS~~~, I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT EVER THE F~~~ EVER AGAIN!!!!!! But needless to say, instead of getting rid of worthless s~~~ she never even f~~~ing looked at, much more used, she bought more, and more, and F~~~ING MORE…ALL WITH MY F~~~ING MONEY…Anyways…so yeah…I can relate…and brother I tell ya what, you are not missing out on a f~~~ing thing not having to do either activity, cause boy howdy, you really want to shoot yourself in the head when you see the infernal size of their personal s~~~ piles…

Men are at a time when panning for gold in a urinal has a higher probability of success than finding a faithful and loving woman, it is time to go your own way.....

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

Heaven help you if her luggage ever gets lost never to be found during a vacation. You will be in for a rude awakening when she tries to shop for clothes and shoes. That 3k + trip to Europe will end up costing another 2-3k by the time she is done just on clothes. This happened to a friend of mine and after paying for everything she still was a bitch and gave him sex only 3 days out of the 3 weeks they had on vacation.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

All of the women i have ever had the “pleasure” of traveling with:

1) slobs – why bother getting a nice hotel room when she’s just going to Katrina the place up in the first two hours

2) rude – apparently believe that customer assistants, waiters, cleaning staff and sales people are her personal servants

3) slutty – pretends that giving everyone f~~~-me eyes is going to get us free appetizers and more clean towels

4) ungrateful – not only behaves like the whole trip was free but is never satisfied no matter how nice the experience was

5) lazy – packs a ton of crap and then expects someone else to carry it

So why take a woman on a trip? Because you’re insane. That’s the only rational answer. If you want company on your vacation, catch or buy some when you get there. Women are everywhere… bringing your own simply isnt worth the time, expense and trouble.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Stargazer wrote:

All of the women i have ever had the “pleasure” of traveling with:

1) slobs – why bother getting a nice hotel room when she’s just going to Katrina the place up in the first two hours

2) rude – apparently believe that customer assistants, waiters, cleaning staff and sales people are her personal servants

3) slutty – pretends that giving everyone f~~~-me eyes is going to get us free appetizers and more clean towels

4) ungrateful – not only behaves like the whole trip was free but is never satisfied no matter how nice the experience was

5) lazy – packs a ton of crap and then expects someone else to carry it

So why take a woman on a trip? Because you’re insane. That’s the only rational answer. If you want company on your vacation, catch or buy some when you get there. Women are everywhere… bringing your own simply isnt worth the time, expense and trouble.

#2- my all time pet peev. I will verbally destroy anyone who is rude. Got in to a 3 second fist fight (mangina) over it one time too. Will not stand for it.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Anonymous 43]

travelling with women is easy

[TuneoutParticipant]

They always need their pillows and blankies too.

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[OldBillParticipant]

Listen to Snuz and Doc, brothers. They have been there.

As a former constant business traveler, I can attest to the fact that every f~~~ up, snarl, boarding delay, or other horror had a woman at the heart of it. Whether they had the “excuse” of dragging children behind them or not, women in airports are a menace.

I’ve made business trips with female co-workers. I’m glad I’ll never have to repeat that. You’d think that someone making a trip to earn a paycheck would have their s~~~ together.

Apart from trips with family members, I made one vacation trip with a woman back in my blue pill days. One was enough. Nineteen days, two weeks and two weekends, east coast of the US to San Francisco and then onto Hawaii. I packed one bag. She packed so much that I had to check my bag, claim one her bags as my carry-on, and pay for the extra luggage.

San Francisco was a bust. Didn’t want to eat in Chinatown, didn’t want to drive to Napa, no to the Cliff walk, no to the Sierra Nevadas, no to everything except Alcatraz and Reno. If you wanted to go to Reno, why didn’t not fly there first? Instead it was three days of shopping and Pier 39 while complaining that there wasn’t anything to do.

Oahu was bad. I’ve been to Honolulu in the service and on business often enough to know it’s Peoria with palm trees. My condition for going to Hawaii was to get off Oahu as soon as possible. In one day she saw the million people on Waikiki beach, the million people at Diamond Head, the million people at Hanauma Bay, and one million people at a luau. Plus shopping with one million people.

I insisted on visiting the Arizona Memorial to pay my respects. I always visit when I’m on Oahu. She went and was bored. F~~~ her.

Maui was even worse. Swimming, hiking, snorkeling, horseback riding, golfing, hiking the eastern part of the island, helo tours, even a f~~~ing submarine dive to a wreck off the harbor. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no. Yet she was bored. Laid in the sun by the pool, couldn’t even be assed enough to walk a 25 more yards to the f~~~ing beach. Volleyball? No, because she couldn’t play well enough. Night clubs? Dancing? No, because she was tired. Nothing but slugging it out on a sun chair by the pool with the staff bringing her drinks.

We were supposed to go to the Big Island. Hawaii itself. Hike around, visit the summits, stay in a cabana, see an active f~~~ing volcano. She didn’t want to pack and get on a plane again. No to Hawaii.

The flight back was direct to Boston. She used me as a pillow for nearly all of it.

Later she told me and everyone else how much fun she had.

Never again. Never. Again

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

I’ve found a simple way of dealing with this: most of my vacations are out of doors. Whether it’s motorcycle camping or climbing or hiking or backpacking or whatever, there’s a huge built in incentive to carry the bare minimum. It’s all about weight and volume.

If I take a woman along, she has to carry her own gear. If she brings too much, well that’s her problem, not mine.

: “But your pack is so small and light. Why can’t you take some of mine?”
: “Because then you wouldn’t learn how to camp. I warned you at the store not to buy that heavy stuff. I warned you while packing against packing any of it. I warned you at the trailhead to leave most of it behind. I did my part. You didn’t listen. You insisted on learning things the hard way. Maybe next time you’ll listen.”

I had one bitch dump a whole bunch of unnecessary s~~~ on the side of the trail once because she didn’t want to carry it any more. I bundled it all up and put it on my pack because I f~~~ing hate littering. She thought I was going to carry it all for her after all. The smug look on her face lasted until the first bear proof garbage station when I tipped all her abandoned crap in.

: “But that’s mine. You can’t throw it away!”
: “Wrong. The moment you abandoned it on the trail it became litter, and litter goes in the trash.”

Women only bring too much s~~~ because they expect a man to carry it all for them.

So don’t.

[Jeremiah JohnsonParticipant 2219]

sidecar wrote:

: “But that’s mine. You can’t throw it away!”
: “Wrong. The moment you abandoned it on the trail it became litter, and litter goes in the trash.”

Women only bring too much s~~~ because they expect a man to carry it all for them.

So don’t.

F~~~ing love it sir…Excellent…

Men are at a time when panning for gold in a urinal has a higher probability of success than finding a faithful and loving woman, it is time to go your own way.....

[FermatParticipant 3478]

I went shopping with my ex gf and that about gave me a heart attack. Walking around in circles buying s~~~ after s~~~ after s~~~. S~~~ she will likely never wear. I can’t even imagine planning a vacation with a woman. The thought just made me shutter.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

Women are always preparing and prepared to practice hypergamy and monkey branching.

If they happen to bump into someone they want ,they want to be ready to bait the hook.

Also they want other women to be on notice the hook can be baited at a moments notice.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

Holy s~~~ Old Bill.

Your Hawaii adventure/torture sounds like the trip I took with my ex wife almost exactly. 15k later, and no sex btw. Never f~~~ing again. No wonder my marriage last 2 years – I was so blue pill impaired.

Meet them there. Cut out the travel with them bulls~~~. F~~~ them if willing, and be on the next flight.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

A woman whos closet is so full that nothing else will fit will still say she “Has Nothing to Wear.”

Just like fishng bait.

One bait is good for day time.

One bait is good for night time.

One bait is good for salt water.

One bait is good for fresh water.

One bait is good for when its full moon in brackish water at mid night.

Men dont have tons of clothes and fakeup because we dont worry as much about being attractive to 50 different kinds of women and men 24/7.

My tackle box has dozens of kinds of hooks and lures and plastic/rubber baits.

Stuff for fresh water.
Stuff for salt water.
Stuff for fishing in the surf.
Stuff for fishing in a pond.
Stuff for fishing in a river.
Stuff for catching small fish.
Stuff for catching big fish.

Women want to be ready and able to catch whom ever they want when ever where ever.

Even if she is not interested she wants to be empowered to do so if she chooses.

Womans perogitive.

Princess is entitled.

Understand the thinking?

And the feeling?

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[OldBillParticipant]

Eyeswideopen wrote:

Your Hawaii adventure/torture sounds like the trip I took with my ex wife almost exactly. 15k later, and no sex btw.

Oh, we had sex. It’s how they set the hook.

The first week or so it was 2 or 3 times a day with her initiating easily 90% of the time. I was actually dreading her coming on to me. Then came the period.

They always have a period. Forget that every 28 days s~~~. They have periods whenever they f~~~ing want to.

Oahu. In the shower and I hate showering together. Suddenly its “Oopsie, my period…”. Skeeved me right out, you disgusting c~~~.

Now I know why she wanted to f~~~ all the time earlier and why she whined about me using a condom. “I’m on the pill. I want to feel you.” F~~~ing duplicitous c~~~.

Naturally, despite the metric s~~~ ton of stuff she packed, she has supposedly no period stuff with here. You don’t keep track of the timing of that s~~~, you lying c~~~?

Grosser still, she’s leaking blood and she still wants it bad. Sorry, I’m not destroying hotel towels, sheets, and mattresses to piston your bloody meathole, you disgusting c~~~.

She got frisky again the last few days after I’d been doing things without her during the day. Don’t want to hike? Fine, I’m going anyway. Don’t want the submarine trip? Fine, I’m going anyway. Once I was busy without her, the period was suddenly over and she wanted the “D”. C~~~.

Never f~~~ing again.

Exactly. Never again, never ever again.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

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