Transulent Beard

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

As one gets further away, light hair follicles become less prominent, to the point, depending on the length of distance, they can virtually disappear to the human eye. Certain shades of lighting can make the aforementioned weaker.
“Designer” stubble doesn’t work for fair skinned Carbon based lifeforms, similar to tattoos on dark skinned Carbon based lifeforms.
My contention is to grow a huge ginger and blond birds nest. Beware the perplexed expression of the masses.

I recently grew both hair and beard longer than I ever have before. It was to the point that I just couldn’t stand it any longer and it felt so good to shave it completely off my face and cut it very short on my head.

Before shaving though, I trimmed everything off leaving a fu Manchu, kinda’ like this guy, just to see how I’d look.

Should of just left the “soul patch” Yeah, being growing out the sides and neck for the last three weeks. I don’t think it suits me, but I want to see what the masses spittle from their bitter mouths.

I’d like to see that myself.

Did you see my reply about posting videos on that other thread? Thought you’d like the video of the geese attacking people.

No I haven’t, but I will check.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Beards are good Colin.

Poems vary in quality but a good beard is always good.

Grow your beard.

No, beards oppress women.

Wow if beards oppress women I am growing mine longer. We all need to do our bit. The patriarchy will rise again! Grow your beard Colin, its your duty.

Any facial hair antagonises women if you are growing it for yourself. They tolerate the hipsters because deep down they know follicles are the only “masculine” trait about them.

Yes, I was being sardonic. I already have a society repelling goatee(shush, don’t look!). I am growing my sides out. A glorious blond/ginger beard Tyr himself would be most proud of. Svensk Makt!

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