Tragic news for UK thots

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Here in the uk couples looking to hook up are now breaking the law, unless you’re already married or living together in the same household. (and we know how much sex those guys get right?)

Thots everywhere can now gather in groups of six outside. I literally saw this last night in my town. It was like being abroad with random thots smiling at me (as a white knight tried to step in), an attractive French chick calling out Bonjour etc. I didn’t stop to engage.

This new law comes after one of our government ministers was caught breaching lockdown on multiple occasions to travel over 300 miles to be with his family. Nothing has been done. The UK is completely cucked.

I wonder how the police will enforce this – smashing down the doors to place chad and stacey in handcuffs during coitus?

Strange times we live in gentlemen, strange times…

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/uk-lockdown-sex-rules-friends-family-private-indoors-outside-garden-illegal-a9542436.html

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