Tom Leykis on Marriage…

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

LEYKIS: “One thing that women do is that once you get married, you’ll start to hear the phrase ‘NOW THAT WE’RE MARRIED…’ and they follow that with all the things they don’t like about you that you need to stop. ‘NOW THAT WE’RE MARRIED, you need to stop watching TV after midnight’, ‘NOW THAT WE’RE MARRIED, we’re not having sex in the morning anymore’

So basically, what I learned was that women will CRINGE and SUFFER and stay SILENT about all the stuff they hate about you before the marriage. And then once you’re married , they unload with the ‘NOW THAT WE’RE MARRIED…’ card because they now realize that they’re carrying a sledgehammer.

True story: on my wedding night, my wife told me ‘I’m tired, do we have to have sex?’, this is ON MY WEDDING NIGHT – supposedly the best day of a relationship ever! And she had never ever turned me down for sex…but on our wedding night she was already whipping out the sledge hammer.”

QUESTION: Do you guys who’ve been married also experienced the “Now that we’re Married…” bait and switch moment????

[KeymasterKeymaster]

surfdude12 wrote:

True story: on my wedding night, my wife told me ‘I’m tired, do we have to have sex?’, this is ON MY WEDDING NIGHT – supposedly the best day of a relationship ever!

… and you’re not alone.

surfdude12 wrote:

QUESTION: Do you guys who’ve been married also experienced the “Now that we’re Married…” moment????

You bet your ass they do. Here’s an IDENTICAL hostage situation to yours. A man writes ( and gets Leykis to read ) “an open letter to my wife” on the air for misrepresenting herself. He timed it so that she would be sitting in the car next to him.

Enjoy.

/audio/women-who-use-sex-as-a-bargaining-tool/

“NOW THAT WE’RE MARRIED…’”

I would divorce her on the spot. Not ONE MORE DAY with her, thankyouvvvvvverymuch. Every fibre of my being rejects that kind of dictatorial c~~~ who thinks she can solely lay out the terms of the next several decades. Not happening.

“NOW THAT WE’RE MARRIED…. I will have no more to do with you.”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[VanXingParticipant 98]

OMG it’s the same f-ing story. Before marriage I got all the best sex I didn’t even ask for. After marriage, no more sex in the morning.

[narrow road travelerParticipant 1680]

Marriage is the one legal document no first time buyer is not aware of the legal ramifications.

For example in the US when you purchase property for residence. The courts become Mr. Magoo in regards to the buyers due diligence. At every step from bid, to escrow, to closure. Everything and every party should be aware of potential liability.

In commercial, or multi-unit properties. The court says “Hey dummy, why didn’t you do your due diligence. You got termites in all 8 units? Well why didn’t you hire an inspector, before securing financing.”

In commercial real estate, “Hey dummy, why sidn’t you do you due dilligence and imspect for mold in the 18th floor before the tenant took residence and refused partial lease payment.”

In the t~~~cake family court. Men are commercial property owners, women are first time home buyers forever.

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. --Sun Tsu

[Mysterious ManParticipant 337]

The best way to deal with this is to turn the tables on her.

For example:

“Now that we’re married, we’re not having sex in the morning.”

“Then you’re not having any of my money.”

“Now that we’re married, we need a bigger house for our children.”

“For the children I made, or the one in front of me?”

“Now that we’re married, I want to have an open marriage.”

“Then all the useless s~~~ you want is closed off since you don’t provide anything of value.”

Don’t let them get away with this s~~~.

"Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more." -Nikola Tesla

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Mysterious Man wrote:

Don’t let them get away with this s~~~.

^^ I like this guy.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Mysterious ManParticipant 337]

Keymaster wrote:

Mysterious Man wrote:

Don’t let them get away with this s~~~.

^^ I like this guy.

Thanks, KM.

"Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more." -Nikola Tesla

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

Keymaster wrote:

surfdude12 wrote:

True story: on my wedding night, my wife told me ‘I’m tired, do we have to have sex?’, this is ON MY WEDDING NIGHT – supposedly the best day of a relationship ever!

… and you’re not alone.

surfdude12 wrote:

QUESTION: Do you guys who’ve been married also experienced the “Now that we’re Married…” moment????

You bet your ass they do. Here’s an IDENTICAL hostage situation to yours. A man writes ( and gets Leykis to read ) “an open letter to my wife” on the air for misrepresenting herself. He timed it so that she would be sitting in the car next to him.

Enjoy.

/audio/women-who-use-sex-as-a-bargaining-tool/

“NOW THAT WE’RE MARRIED…’”

I would divorce her on the spot. Not ONE MORE DAY with her, thankyouvvvvvverymuch. Every fibre of my being rejects that kind of dictatorial c~~~ who thinks she can solely lay out the terms of the next several decades. Not happening.

“NOW THAT WE’RE MARRIED…. I will have no more to do with you.”

OMG thanks dude I just listened to that letter!!!!

Amazing!!!!

LOL bitch stopped giving him sex on honeymoon so he f~~~ed the French waitress at the hotel!!! Love it

[,Participant 1301]

surfdude12 wrote:

QUESTION: Do you guys who’ve been married also experienced the “Now that we’re Married…” bait and switch moment????

OMG two weeks of fun, then
= “Hold that thought” for 16 non-f~~~ing years. 12 yrs more resentment and bitterness. Where did the GOOD man go? >> got dragged into court.

Got my LIBERATION and it was WORTH IT.
Getting paid in JOYOUSNESS.
Happy
Happy
Happy
RIDE HIKE CAMP not lookin back except to see how far I’ve gone.

I still advocate giving it one AGREED PLANNED & DIRECTED try, but daymn, just Learn FASTER than ME.
One.

with joy/without hate

[bladeParticipant]

VanXing wrote:

OMG it’s the same f-ing story. Before marriage I got all the best sex I didn’t even ask for. After marriage, no more sex in the morning.

Yep f~~~ing AWALT

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

The old bait and switch. And men have been falling for it for years. And women know that. But we no longer live in the darkness. The light is shining on their trickery. The wisdom of countless men is sinking in and marriage rates are plummeting faster than the stock market in 2008. Games almost up, ladies. Your vagina as your currency of control is loosing value because the risks are just too high.

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