Todays 'gym's are corporate, gynocentric, femtard, mangina infested holes

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

I absolutely loathe todays gyms. Unless you can find a privately owned or cool unique one, you’re stuck with going to some bulls~~~, corporate mainstream pussy infested s~~~hole where you literally can’t GRUNT when lifting weights, like at Planet S~~~ness (Fitness). Have any of you American gents been to one of these gyms? Apparently theres something called a lunk alarm lmao, where some poor offended douche bag canset off an alarm if he/she feels oppressed/offended by some dude working out. It sounds like a f~~~ing air raid siren hahahahahaa.

What the f~~~ has the world come to???

Check this video out of this guy getting l;ambasted to grunting while lifting waits, and he loses his temper. (Sorry, the video is filmed by Michael J Fox.)

[chirParticipant]

Have a private gym I go to. These are the rules.

1) No dropping or throwing weights down. You break it you bought it.
2) Take a spray bottle and towel. Wipe your equipment down when done.
3) Take your stuff with you from station to station.
4) No spandex

No one there grunts or screams. That s~~~ just gets in the way of proper breath control.

Any other rules are femtarded.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[TuneoutParticipant]

That’s why I just bought my own bench for @ home and added weights as I progressed.

It’s great,no waiting around to use equipment,no gym fees,work out in my underwear if I want-who cares!

As for cardio,I go for a nice run,all free.

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

chir wrote:

4) No spandex

Awwwww what???

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Tuneout wrote:

That’s why I just bought my own bench for @ home and added weights as I progressed.

It’s great,no waiting around to use equipment,no gym fees,work out in my underwear if I want-who cares!

As for cardio,I go for a nice run,all free.

Aye, long gone are the days Arnie was in where you could lift weights topless, no shoes or socks etc.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

“This is a gym that was designed to take money from people who want to be physically fit without doing the work it takes to get there. It does this by, firstly, promoting the illusion that such a thing is actually possible and, secondly, portraying hardworking fitness aficionados as objects of mockery. In truth, the actions that would set off the Lunk alarm are probably the very things that would provide the quickest results.

Instead of telling casual folks that they’re reasonable and justified in feeling “intimidated” by gym rats, why not argue that these “lunks” are just regular people who won’t bother you and could even be a good source of inspiration for working harder? Instead of mocking people and perpetuating negative stereotypes, why not encourage others to strive towards the passion and work ethic that allowed these people to look like they do? Obviously, the answer is clear: It’s not what the masses want to hear, and it’s not what they’re willing to pay for.”

Copied and pasted this comment from the youtube video. This guy is spot on.

[chirParticipant]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

chir wrote:

4) No spandex

Awwwww what???

Yeah, I asked the owner.
Me: no spandex???
owner: One time a guy was spotting me and I almost dropped the weights when I looked right and saw his wang outlined in spandex a couple of inches from my face. So no… No spandex. Any guy comes in here with yoga pants and I will burn his membership and then shoot his ass.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Looooool.

[RoyDalParticipant]

I like the home weight set or exercise machine solution. Even better, I like the idea of taking a martial arts class

Either way, or both, ditch that gym entirely. Leave it to the pussy whipped ones.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Buller100Participant 2189]

I train in an old sweats gym, dirty and dusty 5% are women its an ok place, prior I was a member of one of the corporate chains attached to Hiltons , the OP is correct.

[Tiga KParticipant 1693]

I’ve never been to a gym and never will. Those fools can continue to pretend with their padded machines and trendy food supplement garbage all they want without me. I have my own barbell and power rack. If I didn’t have those I would just stick with stuff like hand balencing and one legged squats. A few years ago, I used to use the rafters in a basement to do pull ups. It is unfortunate that most people believe they need to go to those places to achieve physical greatness.

Food is another thing most of these people are absolutely clueless about. You just eat real food dammit! You know, meat, vegetables, and the like. I don’t care if the label promised you results, I don’t care if your “research” tells you it contains special whey-iso-guillable protein that has amino acid chains that were specially engineered by some “expert” that “they” all say is the best. Its an overpriced candy bar! What a racket!

“The chocolate protein sugar… I mean powder…. sure is tasty! It sure goes well with my organic Special K pecan pie protein bars that have an omega 3:omega 6 ratio of 1.43:1! I can really feel it energize me when I mindlessly fling my legs around on the comfy padded quadracep machine. But I still can’t lose weight! Must be my genes. Being metabolically challenged makes me FEEL so hurt. Someone help! That Neanderthal pressing dumbbells over his head is oppressing me with his work ethic!”

“Doth thy pretty maiden need assistance?”
(Scrawny white knight employee bends down on his knee.)

“Yes. Banish the beast from the domain and I may reward thee with sexual favors.”

“Which one?”

“The one with water dripping from its skin.”

“I believe that is what the beast folk refer to as sweat, my Lady. It is a sign of physical exertion. Don’t worry! I will revoke his membership and give him a stern lecture on respecting other’s feelings.”

“I now bestow upon thee, the title of “Real Man™”. May you serve thy queen well good Knight.”

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

Ha, yah I have pf membership. No judgment zone unless you’re in shape, then it’s totally okay to judge. They even do free pizza and baggles once a month (face palm).

It’s close to my place and only 10 bucks a month. Pretty hard to beat around my area. That YouTube comment is spot on, they know what they are doing pushing this marketing campaign.

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[Anonymous 18]

The Laughing Man wrote:

Ha, yah I have pf membership. No judgment zone unless you’re in shape, then it’s totally okay to judge. They even do free pizza and baggles once a month (face palm).

Likewise. So far I have pretty good experience (and results) but I agree the Lunk Alarm is a nuisance.

I can see how the no gymtimidation marketing plug can profit. I started out a decade ago at a gym usually frequented by semi-pros and it wasn’t unusual to have photo-shoots there once or twice on weekends.

I felt completely out of place. A scrawny kid among beasts. But I also learned exercises and routines by observing these men (and women) that I wouldn’t have otherwise. PF constitutes more members who do cardio than weights.

And at the gym I go to there are a lot of older people on treadmills in morning. Which is GREAT. $10/month and it gets our elders out and about- I think it’s great for them to socialize and exercise.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

I use to work at a “trendy” NY upper east side money making gym where the instructors were primarily sales people. They would pack the joint with as many members as possible and have long waits for equipment. They loved it when people stopped going so they could sell more memberships. A lot of members were air-headed fashion models who only wanted a way to lose weight.
I thought that the West Side Y was much better where they were much more concerned with your health than with your money. A lot of top athletes worked out there and I even got to work out with the late Tennis great Arthur Ashe. We were waiting for a machine when the guy next to us on line joked, “I know you. Aren’t you Muhamed Ali?” (typical NY humor). He laughed and replied, I wish I had his money”.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9543]

The gym I go to is down-to-Earth friendly customer service. The only thing they do that bugs me is when you ask them a health question, they try to push you into an hour personal trainer session with them, when I just want my question answered. Other than that, my gym is a gym where everyone is one their own and minds their own business, gym equipment isn’t hard to get access to, the locker room/steam room/sauna/showers are cleaned twice a day. You can grunt, just don’t announce it loudly.

Other than being pressed into sessions with a personal trainer, and having to wear a shirt, I have real no complaints about my gym. I see videos and complaints about other people’s gyms, and I feel fortunate that the one I go to isn’t anything like that.

Quality customer service is a big deal at my gym.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Anonymous 0]

I do not go to gyms, I consider it a waste of money when I can do what I need to for free, however at work I do have the luxury of using the department’s fitness equipment, but that would be normaly once a week. However even then I do not get to always because the equipment is not at my assigned station and most other people I work with make it a fight to get there, not to mention being on duty I cannot max out jack because I never know when, where or what I am going on if I get tones dropped on me. However next morning after shift change game on, if I feel up to usually have to work or am tired. I do not like working out in early morning. But overall I am no fan of the gym concept for fitness. Its so boring. Riding a bycycle, running swiming in a river is more my speed. Digging a hole and shoveling tons of materials is good exercise too. Much more around you than a dull room of sweaty people in a musty little building, nor can you use equipment when you want you have to share. Thats my bias though some people really seem to like gyms. If you want a gym type experience without the hassel and can do so, home fitness equipment is the way to go in my opinion, easy and cheap to pick up second hand too. If not that perhaps investigate some smaller gyms that have a smaller customer basis. And no I havent been to that type of gym, just the YMCA a couple times. I would never degrade myself by going to such a place. Perhaps if the vast majority of gyms werent filled with manginas and other brainless dolts that shove this weirdo gym culture on all in their reach, I swear they must have some relation to the Branch Davidians. And to answer what the world has come to, is a bunch of snowflakes trying to be special in one extreme or another just to fit into the feminazi warmachine as a bunch of SJW, white knight,mangina,toolsheds whose ultimate goal is the destruction of the human race through social de-evolution. People that cant accept reality that they dont really matter. These are the type of people who when thinking of any equasion can not remove themselves from it. Bit of a rant but thats my two cents.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

bobphilo wrote:

They would pack the joint with as many members as possible and have long waits for equipment. They loved it when people stopped going so they could sell more memberships

Noticed this at a few gyms as well.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

Bit of a rant but thats my two cents.

No man what you said was the utter truth. I wonder what Golds Gym in the states is like though?

[Anonymous 0]

Wish I had an answer for you on that but since I am no fan of the gym scene, I couldnt tell you. Nor do I know anyone who goes to their gyms either…
Hope your answer finds you soon.

[BullhammerParticipant 10]

I ve been in a gym ONCE in my live (I’m 32 years now) and it was s~~~ty, and what i ve seen and been told by other guys who like to train, the worst place to get fit are these globogyms around the world.
There are even gyms out there where sweating seems forbidden because it’s ugly (I’m not surprised coz most women seem to have an psychic allergie on bodyfluids)
U have to find a real “Underground” Club were men are training with free weights, barbells or going into the nature. U can also find a Crossfit Box if u are able and willing to spend a lot of Money for a good workout.
But i recommend doing it like me and invest a bit in your own home-/Garage fitness cave. Buying a Powerrack, a bench, a barbell with some plates, a kettlebell, a pullupbar, a timerclock, chalk and a jumping rope, start ur playlist and hit it really hard.

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