Today Is My 34th Birthday

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9558]

Today I am now 34 years old. I have some goals for my life this new year I’m entering:

1 Try again, yes again, to land a job somewhere
2 Start an online business (if #1 doesn’t pull through)
3 Stop hating people or resenting people
4 Lose more fat weight, and build muscle weight
5 Do something about my bike situation; either replace that wheel with the replacement wheel on my alternate bike (it’s strong) or look into a full bike replacement
6 Get that stinking PC sold
7 Take local courses to help me better my life or job chances. I did get a 98% in the PC repair course 4 years ago and a 94% in customer service 101 2 years ago.
8 Grow my bedroom/man cave with more cool décor
9 Continue writing my book that was inspired by Resident Evil
10 Continue to avoid the female world, despite I did say I’m going to try to stop hating people, including management who don’t offer me a job.

This list of goals is subject to grow as time moves on and I think of more.

So today I say good bye to 33 and welcome in 34. So far my birthday hasn’t been all that bad. I spent a few hours with my mother on Friday, going to Red Lobster for lunch where I had garlic shrimp scampi and hand breaded fish and went looking around for things to shop for. We went to Dick’s Sporting Goods, but I couldn’t get the courage to go to the bike section, because then it would rise suspicion (she thinks that $90 Wal-Mart bike she bought for my 31st birthday 3 years ago to date was meant to last). I hope my dad and I do something together to celebrate it at Red Lobster tomorrow, because of the Endless Shrimp starts up. And sometime during the week, a friend of mine and I are going to Red Lobster to have Endless Shrimp, where we compete to see who can eat the most. My all time personal record is 350 shrimps (35 servings) scampi. Yeah, I like to take advantage of Endless Shrimp with the people I celebrate my birthday with. Then we will do some bike shopping at Dick’s Sporting Goods.

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[Anonymous 16]

Congrats bro
enjoy your day.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Happy birthday man. Shrimp is awesome! SHARE!!!

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[RoyDalParticipant]

Happy Birthday!

Goals for your future. Wisdom acquired from your past. You are in a good place, and things are bound to get even better.

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[Anonymous 42]

34 years ago you got even for anything your mother did to since then! It’s quite the magic trick getting something that big through a hole that small.

Happy Hole Stretcher day!

[Anonymous 54]

Happy Birthday RE7!!
I wish you Endless Shrimp Brother!!

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

Hey man happy 34th bday! Hope you celebrate in style

And holy f~~~ man you’re a red lobster/shrimp f~~~ing maniac! Myabe you should shoot for 34 servings of AYCE shrimp. Be sure to tell the waiter you’re celebrating your bday – maybe they’ll hook you up.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Happy birthday, brother!

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[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Happy birthday, ResidentEvil 7!

May the Crustacean Gods smile upon your arthropodic gorge-fest.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Happy birthday.

Write those goals down and read them every day.

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[Anonymous 0]

Happy Birthday!

Enjoy the day, have a good time and if the day is not long enough, carpe noctem.

[Buller100Participant 2189]

Happy birthday Resident ..

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Yeah, happy birthday, dude.!!

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[WarratahParticipant 895]

Have a good one, Resident. Grab the coming year by the b~~~~ and shake it hard.

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[GrumpyParticipant]

Happy BD RE7

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[Anonymous 5]

Have a good b day .wish you luck on finding a new bike.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Happy Birthday! 34?! Man, you are getting old. I remember just yesterday you were only a little… oh wait. Sorry. Anyway, make your goals, accomplish your goals, and make more goals. You can do it. There is absolutely nothing stopping you from reaching your goals except the man in the mirror.

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