Tis the season to spoil your unicorn

[CG27Participant 302]

With the holiday season fast approaching, the jewellery industry in conjunction with women across the world is ready to exploit as many simps and walking wallets as possible. This recent ad has continued to pop up in recent days on Youtube.

My personal favourites:

“When a girl finally gets that ring she is going to show it to….

every single one of her Facebook friends including Jose who she spent a magical night with five years ago in Guadalajara.

The advert literally admits the existence of a Chad waiting in the wings.

Clip runs 0:30

The single biggest threat to your happiness is women and the only way to win is to not play the game

[Anonymous 43]

My ex never cleaned her rings, I would look at it and it would be all dirty, smudged gross, and I would clean it carefully. I took pride in our marriage, and I suppose by extension, the symbols of our marriage.

I can’t tell you how happy I was to tie that ring to a helium balloon and watch it sail off into the sunset over the Gulf of Mexico.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Why just one ring? Get her the entire training set.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[ghostParticipant]

I was watching college football on Saturday and saw one of those commercials where it wanted the guy to spoil his unicorn by buying her some expensive piece of jewelry. I just laughed because there are probably so many guys out there who are going to do just that.

[RomulusParticipant 4667]

My ex felt that our rings were so special that she often left her’s in the bedside dresser so nothing would happen to it when she was out doing “errands”.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

[Anonymous 43]

Rom…that’s a good idea. Smart girl…lol
err sorry buddy, for your loss.

[RomulusParticipant 4667]

err sorry buddy, for your loss.

Not to work May 7 2020….I only thought of it as a loss at the time. Now, really, I am sooo grateful. You ever see those poor mooks walking the isle of some supermarket with their wife and three rug rats in tow, trying to pick the right kind of pickles so the little woman doesn’t get upset and then won’t crème his wicket for a few days. Oh hell no.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

Romulus wrote:

My ex felt that our rings were so special that she often left her’s in the bedside dresser so nothing would happen to it when she was out doing “errands”.

I used to get the “I’ve lost some weight, and they might fall off, so I’ll just leave them here…” speech.
Completely coincidentally, nearly always before a girl’s night out.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[KaidoParticipant 2395]

I never had this problem. And never EVER will. MGTOW for life!

What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

CG27, that commercial CAN’T be the real thing—that is way to over the top.

[sjt1975Participant 2536]

Yeah, spoil your bitch… get her a muzzel.

[Anonymous 7]

Not this dude.

Instead of useless s~~~ for ungrateful c~~~s imma wear stretchy pants, drink beer and play video games.

It is f~~~ing awesome being me.
F~~~ the Holidays.

[Anonymous 42]

Mr. Fufu’s gonna eat the cat lady next door!

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

Spend…spennnd…spennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd!!!!!!!!

Sovereignty above all else.

[CataphractParticipant 2656]

ghost wrote:

I just laughed because there are probably so many guys out there who are going to do just that.

Going by the number of jewelery stores going under in recent years, I would dare say that nowhere near as many guys will be doing that as they used to.

Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

[BubParticipant 1404]

Romulus wrote:

those poor mooks walking the isle of some supermarket with their wife and three rug rats in tow, trying to pick the right kind of pickles

Lurkers & young mgtow….
Don’t be a Mook, don’t ever marry….
This is what awaits you, I don’t care how boring you are, you’re a lot less boring than that…

Just rolling down the road

[Remove me!Participant]

Romulus wrote:

err sorry buddy, for your loss.

Not to work May 7 2020….I only thought of it as a loss at the time. Now, really, I am sooo grateful. You ever see those poor mooks walking the isle of some supermarket with their wife and three rug rats in tow, trying to pick the right kind of pickles so the little woman doesn’t get upset and then won’t crème his wicket for a few days. Oh hell no.

When I see that it makes me depressed. Then, after a couple minutes, I’m ok. Think about living that way!

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[bstoffParticipant 4863]

http://www.weirduniverse.net/images/2012/scolds_bridle01.jpg

Just set it as my new desktop background at work.
Thanks so much!
I can’t wait to show it off to the ladies at work.

[IntellectualSaviorParticipant 1238]

I only buy rings for myself. Bitches ain’t getting none.

When I have a pen in my hands, it's lethal.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Tis the season for mindless consumerism, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah.
Spending money on useless s~~~, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah.

[Author]

Posts