'Tis the Season: Cheating Wives

[cyclesomaticParticipant 137]

Within the last 6 days, two guys I know (one my best friend and one an acquaintance) found out their wives were cheating.

If you’re married or in a relationship and your Spidey Sense is tingling, you might want to look a little closer. Neither of these poor gents had any clue their angels could or would do such a thing.

[OrlandoParticipant 833]

I hope these two guys go for divorce asap, because it’s over. No need to prolong the inevitable.

They should get checked for std’s. This probably has been going on for some time, and they probably banged half the town.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Dna tests on the kids too

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[FreedomParticipant 965]

The bitch c~~~s go mental as Christmas approaches.

They start getting frantic on dating sites because they need a chad to take to the Christmas party.

I’ll go with them….but I charge £100 / hour and no f~~~s given.

She cheated on me ..... my fault. I showed an interest in another woman......my fault.

[BoarParticipant]

cyclesomatic wrote:

If you’re married or in a relationship and your Spidey Sense is tingling, you might want to look a little closer.

Or you could listen to your self-preservation instincts and realize that no whimyn can be trusted. Associate with them at your own risk, but do not trust or expect them to be reliable.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Freedom wrote:

They start getting frantic on dating sites because they need a chad to take to the Christmas party.

God that’s so true. lol

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Here’s my most recent cheating wife story.

A few weeks ago I ran into a casual female friend of mine. We used to go out to lunch a few times a month, and she would always come on strong by placing her hand on my thigh while we were talking, and she’d give me extra long, tight and close hello and goodbye hugs. She also said we should go out and do things when her husband was out of town. But because she’s married, I always noped out, even though she’s smoking hot.

But some time last summer she stopped being available for lunch. My guess back then was that she met someone she could have an affair with. And I was right.

Because last week she approached me with one of those scrunched-up, fake sad/distressed masks most women can summon on a whim, and said “I don’t want to be married any more!” She followed that up with the usual accusations against her husband: he’s abusive, controlling, she’s afraid of him. Doesn’t this all sound familiar?

I knew that if I kept her talking she’d confess to an affair. And sure enough, within an hour she said, “I’m in love! Like I’ve never been before! I met him at work, and we have the most wonderful sex and fun and, and, and….”

Well what do you know about that! AWALT.

[cyclesomaticParticipant 137]

Orlando wrote:

I hope these two guys go for divorce asap.

My best friend has already hired a junkyard-dog of an attorney and she is out of the house. He’s done.

The other one just found out yesterday. Still working through the initial shock of finding out she was f~~~ing his “best friend.” Some friend….

Worst of all for these guys is losing daily access to their kids and all of this happening right before Christmas. Having already been through a divorce 7 years ago, I look at the holidays differently than these guys with little kids do. I hate to see them suffer like this but I’m there to support them and give them blue pills whenever it’s appropriate. Just a small (yet steady) trickle of blue-pill logic. They’re seeing it now. They get my perspective very clearly after having their hearts ripped out through their assholes.

[BachelorBradParticipant 2]

cyclesomatic wrote:

Orlando wrote:

I hope these two guys go for divorce asap.

I hate to see them suffer like this but I’m there to support them and give them blue pills whenever it’s appropriate. Just a small (yet steady) trickle of blue-pill logic.

Blue pill logic?

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

[cyclesomaticParticipant 137]

BachelorBrad wrote:

cyclesomatic wrote:

Orlando wrote:

I hope these two guys go for divorce asap.

I hate to see them suffer like this but I’m there to support them and give them blue pills whenever it’s appropriate. Just a small (yet steady) trickle of blue-pill logic.

Blue pill logic?

F~~~. I meant red pill naturally…..

[letgoandletgodParticipant 37]

Well they’re lucky to have a guy like you on their side.
After my divorce I didn’t have a close friend who had been divorced.
The funny thing is that my married friends became distant during my divorce, I think they felt like their relationships were threatened by the idea of it. So well, those people are no longer in my life.

[PuniShredderParticipant 2268]

The holidays are such gynocentric bulls~~~. I hate them! All I see is $$ I don’t have flying out the door.

Be professional be polite but always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

Also my advice to any guy whose wife has done this – get a paternity test if kids are involved. You could be on the hook for paying for a kid that isn’t even yours.

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