Thoughts on TP

[Heave-Ho MgtowParticipant 1797]

I ran low on toilet paper. Say a few extra rolls for the bath rooms each, so I add it to the list. Bought 24 rolls which was one of the smallest ones they had at whalemart.

I remember my days before MGTOW, when I had one or two weemins in the house. That s~~~ would last a week.

I had to throw a roll or two out because the rolls changed shape from humidity exposure from showers. My son and I may need to do an internet search to see what the shelf life is on TP.

I considered putting ball bearings on the dispensers to allow the weemins to use them. Ah, free at last.

skip the cavernous vag and go your own way

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

It’s nice to appreciate the small things like your long-lasting toilet paper inventory.

One of the small things that makes me happy every damn time I walk past is my trash can. That’s right, I have but one trash can in my entire house.

My last ex had trash cans in every corner of every room. Of course, they were all different sizes and so needed a small warehouse of liners to fit each one. F~~~ that.

I have one trash can. And that makes me inordinately happy.

[CataphractParticipant 2656]

In my flat, the toilet and bathroom are different rooms so the TP doesn’t suffer from vapor condensation, normally I only use up 2-3 rolls a month as I live by myself and I got a bag of 48 3-ply rolls on special which mostly likely wont even be opened until next year barring relatives staying over for a while, then it goes up to 3-4 rolls a week during their stay.

Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

[AutoliteParticipant]

It’s interesting to see a thread on toilet paper. TP is one of the most underrated and under appreciated aspects of our daily lives. No one really sees the importance of it until it’s gone. I say that you just can’t have too much toilet paper.

In the coming collapse or TEOTWAWKI scenario, he who controls the toilet paper will control the world…

[Anonymous 3]

Autolite wrote:

No one really sees the importance of it until it’s gone.

This is true for a lot of things…

[~BSParticipant 3266]

I buy toilet paper from costco. the pack lasts for a year, probably longer.

and yes, women do use A LOT more toiletpaper than men.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

For anyone who has never seen it, watch “Life is Cheap, but Toilet Paper is Expensive”. One of the great chase scenes, and one of the great comedy moments (you’ll know it when it happens).

[Anonymous 1]

I say that as a joke when people talk about preparing and end of the world.

My plan is to buy tons of toilet paper and whiskey.

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