This…this can't be true, surely…

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

http://babylonbee.com/news/police-calm-millennial-protesters-handing-participation-trophies/

For those who didn’t read it, basically a New York cop came up with an idea to try and quell the rioting, giving out participation trophies to the protesters/rioters in order to try and get them to go home, and it worked.

F~~~ me, was that really all it took? I may be part of this generation (sadly) but I know if I were truly that p~~~ed about it, no stinkin’ trophy is gonna get me to stop. Coupla bucks and we can talk but not a trophy. I’ve never heard anything remotely related to this before, and this came out yesterday, so, I don’t know. Sure, call me gullible if you want, but something like this is not entirely out of the realm of possibility given the world we live in, is it?

Thoughts, guys?

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[RoyDalParticipant]

OMG! He sure had them psyched.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

He should have given each of them two, one for each hand, Double Soy Latte F~~gucino from Skankbucks and they would have all dropped their signs right then and there and immediately pulled out their MacBooks.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[Anonymous 43]

participation trophies…Brilliant!

how about smiley stickers next time

I protested stickers or wrist bands

[Anonymous 54]

I posted a thread kidding about this earlier.

They really did it! Hahahah.

That is the most pathetic sorry ass s~~~ I have ever seen. Some one smack the little motherf~~~ers!

[JuehueParticipant 1316]

Damn, I guess “I’m sorry here’s your cookie” actually can bring world peace

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Next time give them pacifiers.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[HitmanParticipant]

i still think huge rubber c~~~ trophies would have worked..
but hey,
whatever works!!!
i think i may have p~~~ed in my knickers a bit over this…
Hahahaha!!!!!!

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Juehue wrote:

Damn, I guess “I’m sorry here’s your cookie” actually can bring world peace

Guess so, huh? Well, next time I’m at the Tim Horton’s I’ll pick up a few cookies and next time I get into an argument with one of these people I’ll hand them one and that’ll be the end of it, eh?

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[HitmanParticipant]

hand out the rubber c~~~s….

[OldBillParticipant]

Really? Are we all so dimwitted that we can longer even recognize satire?

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

No Old Bill, come on. We all know that’s a bull s~~~ story, but isn’t it fun to use it as a foil? You know that most of those f~~~ers would have fallen for it.
EDIT: And some of the comments on this thread are really good. At least we all had a good laugh.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

OldBill wrote:

Really? Are we all so dimwitted that we can longer even recognize satire?

I figured it was, but come on, can you honestly say in this day and age that it’s not out of the realm of possibility that this could actually get them to shut up and go home?

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[AttonParticipant]

The decline is brutal how low can we go.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

When i first saw this i did not believe it.

And i don’t believe it but it sure as hell is a funny story to tell those who are less skeptical then you just to mess with their heads.

I mean out of all police forces the NYPD (or what i call the New York Pig department) giving out participation awards? there is no f~~~ing way that it is real. If you have any knowledge on police then you know they are one of the biggest criminal organizations in the country only being overshadowed by the LAPD and NOPD.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Atton wrote:

The decline is brutal how low can we go.

I got a feeling we ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[Anonymous 25]

The trophies looked like this:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/66/00/83/660083d09d3501cedc508798ae116571.jpg

A number of babies were upset that they didn’t get their bottle, because it was given to some cry baby feminist / sjw

[Anonymous 54]

Sometimes s~~~ is just for fun.
Some of us like to have fun.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Hitman wrote:

hand out the rubber c~~~s….

and bongs

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 1]

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