This one's for Oldschool and Hitman: Can you top this?

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Florida boy climbs into arcade claw machine but firefighters save the day

Under the hashtag #youneverknowwhatsgonnahappen, the Titusville Fire and Emergency Services Department reports extricating a boy Wednesday from an arcade claw machines. Apparently seeing no reason to wrestle with the contraption to get one of the stuffed toys inside, the boy reportedly climbed in through an opening and couldn’t get out.

The Fire Department tells the story in a Facebook post:

“Often times we say to ourselves that you never know what the next shift will bring. The unexpected ways we get to help people in their time of need. That’s what draws people to public safety, the unexpected. Well today was no exception. This evening little Mason was enjoying some food and decided he wanted a stuffed animal. He wanted it so bad, he climbed into the game to get that toy!! Thankfully he was never in any distress as one of our own Lt.’s happen to be there off duty and assessed the situation. Engine 10 led by Lt. Abernathy, made short work of the situation. Driver Operator Lane and Firefighter George were able to get Mason out in short order with minimal damage to the game. We love a happy ending and are glad everything worked out. Mom, Mason and friends went back to eating dinner, E10 back to their station to await the next call. Pretty sure it won’t be the same as their last.”

That’s a whole new level of dedication. It never occurred to me as a kid to climb inside a claw machine. Surprised the arcade didn’t have the key to just open it and take the kid out. I’d like to know where the parents were while this was going on.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

IRuleMe wrote:

I’d like to know where the parents were while this was going on.

It happened in Florida right? I would assume the parents were naked, running down the freeway, wrestling an alligator, while on meth. About 90% of stories coming out of Florida involve 3 of those 4 things in some combination.

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 54]

Why didnt they use the claw to get him back out?

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

In my youth I used to work in an amusement arcade. Every morning had to fill these bloody things with stuffed toys by unlocking one of the glass panels.

WTF did they need the fire fighters for? Unlock it and remove kid.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[Anonymous 6]

A man got him out of course, a woman would not recognise him amongst all the other toys inside the box.

[RomulusParticipant 4667]

Is that some sort of metaphor for marriage?

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

[Anonymous 42]

Most Wal-mart freak photos come from Floriduh!

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

A girl sure enough wouldn’t have gone inside there either, therefore I’d label it “very very early male discovering interest in technology…” embarrassing enough as it appears.

Only two more words left over: Oh, bwuoy!

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 54]

Romulus wrote:

Is that some sort of metaphor for marriage?

Its easy to get in, but you’ve got to claw your way back out!

[OldschoolParticipant 2481]

I would have put a quarter in there and plucked him out with the claw.

Get a vasectomy.

[HitmanParticipant]

good one !!!
i saw a guy try to grab a ball out of the billiards table ,
his arm was stuck in the pocket elbow deep..
like he was ass fisting a slut and got stuck .
good times…
good times..

[Anonymous 54]

Hitman wrote:

good one !!!
i saw a guy try to grab a ball out of the billiards table ,
his arm was stuck in the pocket elbow deep..
like he was ass fisting a slut and got stuck .
good times…
good times..

I heard a 911 dispacth recording.
Guy in a hotel swimming pool. Stuck his dick in the pump intake hole, and couldnt get it out. A chick called it in, and the dispacther was also a female. Pretty funny!

[HitmanParticipant]

hahhhahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous 54]

The tree looked pretty good! Hahah

[Anonymous 54]

I found it but cant post it Hitman.

911 florida man gets shlong caught in pool pump.
Its a dude that calls it in.

[HitmanParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I found it but cant post it Hitman.

i believe ya sage…
can’t make this s~~~ up.

[Anonymous 54]

Hitman wrote:

Old Heyoka wrote:

I found it but cant post it Hitman.

i believe ya sage…
can’t make this s~~~ up.

That was a hint for you to post it. Its on utube.

[Anonymous 54]

Man gets penis stuck in barriers in london tube station.

[RomulusParticipant 4667]

Anonymous wrote:

Guy in a hotel swimming pool. Stuck his dick in the pump intake hole, and couldnt get it out.

That bitch pump intake hose was asking for it.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8286]

So did he get his toy or what?

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

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