This is Why You Never Marry.

[Anonymous 13]

Apart from “Because I don’t want to get assraped in the inevitable divorce”

It’s also because of the whole S~~~ VORTEX that precedes that unholy f~~~over.

Our (your) wedding will be all about you and my role will consist of “Shut up. Pay up. Get yelled at.”

After you’ve had your dream wedding and you find yourself having to deal with day to day reality, it will end up being my fault that you’re not living happily ever after.

I will gradually stop being the guy you love and want to spend the rest of your life with and turn into the room-mate you can barely stand but you keep me around for the heavy lifting and paying for everything.

You will take marriage advice from your mother and her friends, all of whom will tell you that being nice to your husband is f~~~ing stupid and you shouldn’t bother.

You will “accidentally” slip up on birth control and I’ll end up with children whether I like it or not. ..But when you’re the size of a house and fed up, I’ll be “the bastard that did this to you.”

The first words my daughter learns will be “Isn’t daddy stupid?”

You’ll yell at me for not doing enough with the kids – but every time I try, you show up to tell me that I’m doing it wrong and “why are you so useless?”

Once you’ve got the children you wanted, your libido will fall off the edge of a cliff.
Sex will stop being a special moment between us and become something you use to keep me in line, only deployed when I’ve been a good dog.

Our (your) home will fill up with your family and your friends (the HIVE), all of whom will treat me like I don’t deserve to be there.

Our relationship will consist of me trying to keep you from yelling at me.

I’ll be continually expected to support you and care for you and prove how committed I am – and in return I’ll get drama, nagging and continual reminders that I’m useless. You’ll spend the entire marriage telling me that my opinion is worthless and then bitch when I don’t immediately come up with an answer to whatever drama you’re moaning about.

ANY display of insecurity or feeling down will be met with a terse “Oh man up” and subsequently used to beat me over the head for not being a real man.

Any time I’m sick your way of proving how much you care is to make snide comments about man-flu and bitch because I’m lying around doing nothing.

Any time I get time to myself, you’ll be right there with a honey-do list or some little job that needs doing right now, just to make sure I never get chance to relax.

NO matter what I do, there’s always something else that’s making you p~~~ed off.

I’ll gradually end up losing my hobbies, interests, opinions, friends and as many of my possessions as you can throw away when my back is turned. And you’ll then bitch at me for being “Boring”

I’ll wake up one day and realize that I’m paying for a house that isn’t my home, full of s~~~ that somebody else wanted, kids that are being raised to treat me with contempt and a life that consists of “work. eat. sleep.” Correction. “Work. Eat. Get yelled at. Sleep.”

And of course there’s always the inevitable, that after I’ve tried to give you everything you wanted, you’ll decide one day that my services are no longer required and I’ll find myself in a bedsit, p~~~-poor and wondering what happened.

AND as if all of the above is not bad enough, you’ll also call 911 some day and LIE to the cops, perjure yourself in court to try and destroy me.

DO NOT MARRY.

IT IS A FRAUDULENT CONTRACT.

F~~~ that noise.

No, just NO.

[Anonymous 42]

^^^^ THAT’S EXPERIENCE TALKING!

Hey MATRIX, why is it I find myself up voting what you say by the first or second line?

[Anonymous 13]

Anonymous wrote:

^^^^ THAT’S EXPERIENCE TALKING!

Hey MATRIX, why is it I find myself up voting what you say by the first or second line?

Thanks Bro, I was on the front lines.

Every single bad thing that can happen from being with a woman happened to me, and then some.

NEVER F~~~ING AGAIN.

[perpedes66Participant 259]

@matrix

very good summary. 100% my story (life) you didn´t miss one point. You give me that feeling that I´m not the bad guy, the loser, the lowperformer, etc. If you marry you are f**d, no exceptions.

[Anonymous 13]

perpedes66 wrote:

@matrix

very good summary. 100% my story (life) you didn´t miss one point. You give me that feeling that I´m not the bad guy, the loser, the lowperformer, etc. If you marry you are f**d, no exceptions.

I daresay a near 100% summary for every man out there who fell into the marriage trap.

Years ago, back in the middle of the s~~~ vortex called marriage, I actually did think, perhaps I’m the bad guy afterall.

BUT,

I always felt something was wrong, like a splinter in my mind that kept saying

“This s~~~ just ain’t right man”

Once I realised that no matter what I did, no matter what i said, it didn’t matter.

Things were going to crap regardless.

That’s when I KNEW I was up against a MACHINE.

I didn’t know what machine or even about MGTOW back then,

But I knew, I just f~~~ing KNEW.

That MACHINE, turned out to be modern women and their nature combined with feminism and gynocentric governments.

I knew it was a machine I was up against.

I just didn’t realise how big of a MACHINE.

And THAT,

is why every man has to walk away from that corrupt foul machine.

It cannot be reasoned with, engaged with, fought with.

It has no compassion, no empathy.

It is a pure, evil man killer.

RUN.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Unc~~~ed.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Lee22Participant 126]

Unbelievable this breakdown was spot on of my marriage of 13 years trying to live the happy married life all to find out she wasn’t so happy when the honeymoon phase was over.

[Anonymous 13]

Lee22 wrote:

Unbelievable this breakdown was spot on of my marriage of 13 years trying to live the happy married life all to find out she wasn’t so happy when the honeymoon phase was over.

The MACHINE minces men up more or less EXACTLY the same way.

So EVERY man’s experience will be near 100% of the above.

AVOID THE MACHINE.

[GregB0Participant]

Anonymous wrote:

Hey MATRIX, why is it I find myself up voting what you say by the first or second line?

Matrix comments on what he knows and what he knows is spot on. He does not dramatize events or situations, rather speaks from his experience and imparts the wisdom he learned from the incident. His opinions and commentary are not social media B.S., rather real life examples that are directly applicable to others on the forum.

Lee22 wrote:

Unbelievable this breakdown was spot on of my marriage of 13 years trying to live the happy married life all to find out she wasn’t so happy when the honeymoon phase was over.

Matrix is down to earth and very factual with his posts, makes it easy for others to see parallels within their own lives.

Great Post Martix, it was a pleasure reading it.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

You seemed p~~~ed about marriage. Guess you are not a fan. ;’p

Crazy though how you summed my marriage up to a tee as well. Do they all go to a special school and learn how to f~~~ things up?

[CoolbreezeParticipant 442]

Like medicine matrix

If I hadn’t seen it for myself on more than one occasion I’d be quick to judge.

Just to hear the scenarios that I’ve lived through coming from another person are soothing yet I would love to not care eventually.

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

When you do things like work, vegie gardening and anything you find even slightly gratifying she will resent you.

Wearing headphones? : ‘Are you trying to ignore me?!’

Not willing to listen to her rant and walk out? She’ll chase after, grab you and rant some more.

If you’re in a De facto relationship and a kid comes out forget about sex because ‘boobs are not for you anymore’.

She says: ‘I’m not happy’, means she’s already trying to monkey branch.

Grabbing all your gear and leaving while she’s not home, priceless.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[Anonymous 4]

The machine tears you apart,doesn’t leave anything unbroken,with no justification required and lets you to figure out what on earth just happened. Don’t marry.

[WPLParticipant 2390]

Yep. My ex-wife tried to plant doubt in my mind and make me think that I didn’t do what was necessary to keep the marriage together. I’ve come to realize that there was NOTHING that could have held it together once she made up her mind that she was no longer happy. That, in turn, let her justify (in her mind) cheating. She had (in her own words) a comfortable life with me — maybe that was the problem. Maybe women get bored when men shield them from the unpleasant realities of everyday life. Believe me, I was no fan of getting up before dawn and coming home after dark in order to keep her comfortable. But, I thought it was what I was “supposed” to do. Marriage is a trap, and a painful and expensive one at that.

Anonymous wrote:

Lee22 wrote:

Unbelievable this breakdown was spot on of my marriage of 13 years trying to live the happy married life all to find out she wasn’t so happy when the honeymoon phase was over.

The MACHINE minces men up more or less EXACTLY the same way.

So EVERY man’s experience will be near 100% of the above.

AVOID THE MACHINE.

[NomadgParticipant 249]

100% accurate. Being the intelligent, hard working man I was, the first time must have been a fluke. So I embarked on a second marriage to prove I could fix all wrongs from my first marriage. That’s right! I was dumb enough to marry twice(Please don’t tell anyone). The second one was worse than the first. Almost landed me in jail, almost lost my job, almost lost my kids, almost…Five years of total hell. NEVER AGAIN. NEVER MARRY.
It is perhaps the greatest scam of all time.

It's never to late to be what you might have been...

[Bastisimo1Participant 423]

Jeez this is my old marriage to the core.

As soon as she got what she wanted (a daughter) all civility/affection/love towards me was immediately cancelled and my life became a living hell of her mood swings, gaslighting me, denying that I ever told her that I was going out etc etc

Whatever I did was never good enough, a nice meal in nice restaurant was always only ever “alright” NEVER “that was fantastic darling, thansk for taking me out to such a wonderful (read extortinate) restaurant”

And men are deploying the most devastating weapon of all – indifference. In this final battle who cares least wins.

[AutoliteParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I knew it was a machine I was up against.

I just didn’t realise how big of a MACHINE.

This might be a good analogy… 😀

[AutoliteParticipant]

Nomadg wrote:

Being the intelligent, hard working man I was, the first time must have been a fluke. So I embarked on a second marriage to prove I could fix all wrongs from my first marriage.

This is the trap that men set for themselves. They like to think that they are too good and/or too smart to get f~~~ed over by woman. Guys really need to wake up…

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