This Is Why Women Shouldn't Have Decorating Authority

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9551]

On this episode of Married With Children, Peggy makes Al’s bathroom pink and fuzzy. She ruined his personal space!

That’s why women shouldn’t have decorating authority! Look at that nasty pink and red Valentine’s Day colors in that bathroom! Seriously, what man would go in a room like that?!

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[RafaelParticipant 115]

What they do there? S~~~ rainbows?

Same decoration a 8 year old girl would do.

Don't look back, you're not going that way.

[ghostParticipant]

Al is your typical blue pill cuckold who never had the b~~~~ to divorce that bitch. Al clearly did not value freedom as much as we do.

[Anonymous 3]

The colors and general aspect is secondary to PERFORMANCE!

Women are a menace by compromising performance for esthetic reasons, or just stupid reasons.

When I designed my house I had to think on the layout of all the furniture. It is not esthetic, it is plain functionality. When you place the bed you say where Windows and door can go, not to mention electric plugs.

(Did I mentioned that I had to design the house myself because the woman that was supposed to do the job could only draw s~~~?)

Like any man, I would coordinate everything with my wife. She couldn’t care to look at it, saying she couldn’t see it in paper.

It was only after all was built and we started moving the furniture that she came up with these idiotic rules and messed up essentially all organization! Now I have a window behind my bed…

I designed a laundry room with direct access to the exterior. Taking the clothing from the washing machine, you could walk 5 steps and hang it to dry.

But if the door was open you might caught a glimpse of the machines from the front door! The HORROR!! So, she orchestrated a move of the machines from the laundry room to the garage. Now, to hang the clothing to dry requires going half way around the house…

Not to mention the the dryer had an exhaustion tube to the outside, and now the tube goes through a window. And for unknown reasons I could not open a hole in the wall…

The list of absurdities goes on and on… Like having 2/3 of the embedded cabinets doors blocked by other furniture.
Like having an office for decoration only, while the the garage is the new office.
Like having the garage door sealed, because it wouldn’t be used as garage anyway… All because I made it with great access to the house, so that you could take the groceries from the car and store it in 5 steps or something.

No, women should not get authority over anything, because THEY STILL NEED TO GROW THE F~~~ UP!!

It is amazing that we give them any consideration at all considering the lousy results of everything they touch.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6408]

All i need in the winter is my old ice fishing shack made from recycled boards .. a beaten up folding camp chair and a tipped over used five gallon bucket to hold a beverage.

My total decorating budget .. nothing. I do spend a couple of bucks heating the shack. Old boards cost me nothing. Bucket was used and the old chair was free.

When i sit there and watch my fishing line disappear into the darkness below me .. I might not be stimulating the economy, like Peggy .. but, I enjoy the solitude and seem to be fairly happy.

[MonkParticipant 16995]

Women and everything they touch, is the triumph of form over substance.

[Anonymous 3]

Monk wrote:

the triumph of form over substance.

Why did I used 374 words to say what you said in 6?

[UntamedParticipant]

I’ve been an artist since I was a little kid and later went to an Art School where I learned techniques, textures, colors and a slew of other cool stuff.
I remember my first Art Deco class at 14. There were four of us boys and six insufferable t~~~s who kept concentrating on form instead of techniques, all of them, because they all copied from one another.
Out of the six, only ONE had any imagination worth a f~~~ and she was from Asia.
About halfway into the school year, I had f~~~ed all six of them because they all stuck with me seeing the kind of artwork I could constantly produce.
By the end of the year, after I had dumped them all for some nympho from another class, the teacher got mad at me for not having “colaborated” enought with the girls, meaning helping them, while the school director had chosen two canvas from our class to display in the main hall, mine and a friend’s.
I simply told the teacher “Hey, artist isn’t who wants to be, you’re either born with it or you’re not.”
She yelled at me, ha haaa!
Weemins cannot create, they have no imagination whatsoever. All they can do is copy.
The first woeman was a failed copy of a man.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

“I permit no woman to have authority over a man or decorating.” – St. Paul (more or less).

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22531]

“Hot pink”, the bane of any remodeling contractor. Ask any one in the remodeling business. The one thing they will all agree on is they hate dealing with the color “hot pink”. They do not like to paint walls “hot pink” and they do not like dealing with “hot pink” in general. They will work with “hot pink” for money, but they do not like it.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

My home is mine. I pay for it, I decorate it.

[the roadParticipant 3125]

When I was blue pill, I made sure to let my girlfriend know that if we move in together, she doesn’t have say over the furnishings. I knew that I would have to pay a majority of the bills and there was no way I was going to let her have control over my f~~~ing home.

She wanted white everything and bright colors.

That might work for some men but that signifies stress to me. I like coming home from work to a soothing house were I can recharge my batteries. Give me rich dark leather couches and a dimmed living room so I can relax.

#MANOUT

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

The last time I hired a decorator to decorate my house, it was a disaster. None of the furniture she selected was functional. Although it looked good, it wasn’t comfortable.

I’m in the process of remodeling an old ocean condo. I’m doing it myself. I might wreck the place, but at least it will be comfortable.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9551]

I decorated my own man cave in my taste. It has 3 neon lights (SEGA, PINBALL, and a Pontiac clock), a Trump cardboard standee, a 3D puzzle city that glows, movie/video game posters, tin signs, American flag, Man Cave Rules sign, computer, mini fridge filled with soda and beer, Conan sword, Resident Evil Leon S. Kennedy RPD costume, Resident Evil t-shirts hanging, Speed Limit 45 sign, T left intersection sign, 4 Star Wars FX lightsabers, Coors Light flag, family picture for when I was 7 and I had a full-size family, digital picture frame, gray painted walls, 4K TV, PS3, Blu-Ray player and cable TV. That’s how I describe my first man cave bedroom. Best part is that I spent my all of my money to make my personal space comfortable.

When it comes to wall colors, I prefer gray, just like most of my clothes.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

ghost wrote:

Al is your typical blue pill cuckold who never had the b~~~~ to divorce that bitch. Al clearly did not value freedom as much as we do.

That’s how I think about him as well.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

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