This is hilarious! CRYBABY!

[Anonymous 6]

Laughed my ass off.
Most of the time I don’t feel much one way or the other about women. I deal with them when and where I must politely without compromising myself anymore than I have too. Being fifty I don’t get targeted for their bulls~~~ anywhere near as much as I used to. I’m fairly healthy if poor so I still get some s~~~ from them though. Haven’t had to deal with any serious interest in a while but occasionally some slut will decide she’d like a ride on the old bull and it get’s hard to remain polite. Seeing this sort of s~~~ reminds me of just how much there is to hate.

[Geeky GrantParticipant 35]

I just love how relaxed the husband was… even when she was in full banshee mode, this must be a common issue for him to deal with, must be hard being married to a grown up woman with the mind of a 5 year old X-D

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades; leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle, Morty, rise above! Focus on science" ~Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty (TV Show)

[billtaichiParticipant 141]

Holy s~~~ do I feel respect for those cops, I would not have been able to keep my cool dealing with that s~~~, I don’t know how they do that job every day. I bet that husband has about had it with her s~~~.

Every time I have interacted with Police I am polite and try to make sure I don’t do anything like hiding my hands etc.. and it has been my experience that they were always extremely polite and would even joke around with me, a couple times I even got off with a warning but no matter the outcome I am polite and respectful. People like that bitch are their own worst enemies.

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