this ever happen to you?

[Anonymous 43]

looking back, maybe the reason why my own marriage went to s~~~ was because my c~~~ wanted to have another baby. we already had 2 kids. I was sahd and starting college again for a teaching cert. in her family her other 2 sisters had 2 kids and then twins, then one sister had one more after that.

I see a pattern here, and there was noooooooo f~~~ing way I wanted that in my life. c~~~ had little experience in raising our children, she was busy with her 18 hour a day career. she played mommy on the weekends all she saw was how cute all the nieces and nephews looked playing together. one sister s~~~ out 5 kids, the other sister 4, the stepbrothers wife s~~~ out 5 kids and her other stepsister shat out 4. when I was still married, all but 2 kids were younger than 6. then there was the inseparable friend…she blew out 4 kids. since 2009, I think there are three more children, plus my exc~~~’s Chad’s 2 children.

in 2009 parties at my house maxed out at 25 kids. and maybe 8-12 adults. f~~~, my class has 25 kids.

I figured the next offspring coming down the chute would be twinsies, and I had enough. I babysat one sisters litter for 6 months, that was 3 of the 4 still in diapers , and one of my own. have you ever changed 4 diapers in a row? gak!

exc~~~ must have felt inadequate, only having 2 well disciplined, intelligent children instead if the insanity her sisters gave the world. the other 23 kids are s~~~. my kids used to walk away from the noise and the bulls~~~.

my brothers in law looked and felt overwhelmed all the time. they were all into gambling, fantasy football and baseball as a way to make extra money, they had second jobs and one had a sugar mamma and he would share what he got with the other idiots. inf~~~ingsane.

party at my house…women get together and bitch about their men, men get together and bitch about their c~~~s and kids and do their gambling thing, 25 kids ripping up my house, and me, walking around fixing things, picking up toys, working the grill and getting beer.

f~~~ I was an employee…a caterer. a servant. car valet. janitor

Imagine the Christmas party with this horde assaulting my castle…each kid got a minimum of 40 gifts. 25 kids times 40 gifts humina humina carry the 2, 800 presents, each adult got 10 presents, another 100 or more…f~~~…Christmas took all damn day…I had to make lunch, serve it and clean up. do the dishes the dudes were in my room watching the football game, betting on s~~~ amongst themselves bitches were bitching about bitch stuff and my bitch was bitching at me to get things ready faster or do it this way or just get the f~~~ out of the way. then we move on to dinner… ever serve 50 people…sorry, ever serve 50 ravenous hyenas? the stink, the greed and the noise Jesus Christ for an introvert like me, this was hell on earth. then they would all stay until 8 or 9 watching the second game, playing with and breaking toys. lol rarely did I ever get a gift. I got a pocket knife one year…a cheap knock off, probable came with a pos fake rolex watch from China. someone kept the watch, gave me the s~~~ knife.

opening presents…f~~~. everyone opened their s~~~ and screamed in delight and had to pose with the thing for a picture. and the paper and boxes… I stood in the doorway with garbage bags, and half way through, I would load up the minivan with garbage and drive over to the dumpster at Failmart. I would do this four times during Christmas. Each time the exc~~~ would bitch me out for letting the garbage pile up. while im driving a load to a dumpster. fu bitch.

after the noise of opening settled down, then came toy noises, beeps bloops insipid little songs from countless educational toys, screams from kids, broken things, try on these clothes, show everyone how pretty u r… dogs barking…oh the dogs

everyone had 2 or 3 dogs, and they were there too. how many dogs? sometimes 15 dogs. 25 kids, 30 adults, 15 dogs. I had to fed the f~~~ing dogs, and let them out to s~~~ and pee.

good thing I had a 1300 square foot house to contain this bulls~~~.

after the toy destruction and forced fashion show came desert…yeah lets sugar up 25 emotionally drained kids. put more carbs into the landwhales, and the dudes drank more beer.

best part was yet to come. sorting the toys, husbands packing this s~~~ into their minivans and suvs. in the cold and dark. I learned to leave my cars out on the street and have the garage open. all the gifts went in the 2 car garage.. looked like an FAA crash reconstruction hangar. then all the cameras were plugged into a couple laptops to look at pictures for matching present to kid. half drunk men who didn’t give a f~~~ tiptoeing through toys in a cold garage lof~~~ingl. the women would poke their heads in and tell their worthless drunk f~~~s to hurry up the kids and I are tired and we want to go home.

after carrying half asleep children to the trucks and vans, strapping all 23 that weren’t my problem into car seats the interminable goodbyes began then 45 minutes later everyone f~~~ed off until New Years Eve. The next week. s~~~.

then the 2 hour clean up after putting my kids to bed. then came the debriefing… everything that I f~~~ed up during her party for her family. so and so wanted egg nog in a brandy snifter, not a red cup, this kid wanted a juice box, not chocolate milk, I bought the wrong brand of ginger ale, the napkins were folded into triangles not rectangles, there weren’t enough spoons the video camera was in the wrong place. where were u the garbage was piling up, I had to fill a bag with paper and chipped a nail. then there was the download of gossip from her bitch sisters. like who the f~~~ cares

finally there was the where’s my special present…the jewelry come on I know you have it ooooooooooo so sparkly mmmmm I love you the kids are asleep…lets go f~~~!

yay the annual Christmas f~~~. oooo a blowie just what I always wanted. about halfway through sucking me off she would fall asleep with my dick in her mouth. every year. lol. I would sneak downstairs and watch tv…usually the end of its a craptastic life and cry. how did my life get to this point? f~~~. . I’m right with you there on the bridge George Bailey.

getting divorced set me free from the monthly party f~~~ me in the ass all day gang rape.

Merry Christmas you guys…greatest gift of all is silence and clarity of thought.

[Anonymous 43]

newyears day wasn’t quite as bad. this was the day everyone brought the remote control cars over…the drunk idiots sorting s~~~ in the garage always f~~~ed up sorting remote controllers, and had to listen to the kids whine about not being able to drive the cars…
and the wives bitch about sorting the wrong s~~~ into the wrong pile.
masking tape and a sharpie solved that problem.

idiots.

they picked up whatever didn’t fit in the truck, resorted some s~~~, then hung around until midnight. then by 12:15 parents were gone.

just go the f~~~ away u drunken fat f~~~s. the kids brought sleeping bags and stayed over night, piled up in my two kids bedrooms, boys in one room , girls in another. one boy every f~~~ing year would p~~~ himself in the middle of the night. or s~~~ hisself. at 3 am

parents came back for breakfast…dozens of pancakes, fruit, 6 gallons of milk donuts, OJ. just go the f~~~ away!

yeah, like I want another kid?

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

I think the best family Christmas’s I had while married were the ones I had to work (I was an essential employee), and would come home in time for the dinner. 🙂

GOt paid double time and came home to them telling me “Too bad you missed all the fun with the presents!”

“Yeah, geez, tough break for me… Pass the Turkey please.”

[NeroParticipant 1466]

Reading this made me want to look up cabin property in Wyoming.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

wanted to have another baby.

Yeah. They can’t stop talking about having another…. “baby”.

( Why is that, if pregnancies and labor pains are so unbearable? )

I love to correct them.

“You’re not having a baby. You’re having an ADULT. It’s only a baby for a fraction of it’s life. You want to teach it to s~~~, eat, talk and walk as quickly as possible… but all you can talk about is “the baby”. Grow up.”

They just look at you all stunned like they never even thought about it. That’s because women say “baby” and all they think about is pastel paint, a crib, and what gifts she will get at the “baby” shower. A man hears “baby” and his first thought is a dented car, dental costs and university tuition.

Anonymous wrote:

Merry Christmas you guys…greatest gift of all is silence and clarity of thought.

Epic post. Moved me and I even laughed in places. A very contented and peaceful Christmas/Holliday season to you too.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

May 7, that does sound like hell on Earth. I too would have gladly lived in a tent for as long as it took to get away. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you.

And to answer your question, no my holidays have been nowhere near like what you described.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

That level of chaos is exactly what women feel like they have a right to inflict on men.

Their jumbled and warped brains crave it.

[WarfishParticipant 408]

holy crap….what f~~~ed up existence. thanks for sharing. Glad you disengaged.

[Y_Participant 4591]

This is a classic example of what happens when the female rules.
You became just a tool for the household.

Yes you have kids – taking care of them is an obligation.
Everything else is optional

There is no ‘I’ in slavery

[Rolling Tin FistParticipant 484]

Keymaster wrote:

Yeah. They can’t stop talking about having another…. “baby”.

Ya. That would be like asking the parole board to please add another 18-23 years to your current 18 year sentence , when you’re more than halfway done.

Wifey thought all her friends having number three, plus my brother would convince me. ¡No mas!

"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another" - H. L. Mencken

[Dirtydog73Participant 232]

holy frikking crap ….WTF did I just read??

i would have filled the eggnog and other foods with sleeping pills …just for s~~~s and giggles to watch most of them drift off to sleep for some peace and quiet.

Fed, Fucked, Appreciated. The three simple things men want, but women will never grasp.

[CombatRollParticipant 2594]

Holy MotherF~~~er – that is f~~~ing hell!! Glad you got the f~~~ out of that. What a cluster f~~~. You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for not snapping and going on a Jihad against that c~~~ and her family. WOW

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