This coming holiday season, a female cast remake of "Scrooge."

[experiencedParticipant]

With winter holidays only a few months away, could everyone please help with ideas for the ghosts of Christmas past catching up on a Female Scrooge.
Of course regret coming from within is impossible for today’s hamster wheeled laydeez, But the dream…
“Scroogett”, post wall, post abortions, post family court, disease laden, at least one suicide in her wake, one through #’s families destroyed, verifying alimony on time, checking it’s tax status. Sitting candlelit, at her computer working the dating sites….. Ghosts of Christmas past, Christmas present(no, not a f~~~ing wrapped present for all laydee lurkers-no free gift here), Christmas yet to come?
What do they each have to say to her, what are her responses, Scroogett doesn’t lend $$$, she:_________,

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[TaxGuyParticipant]

The ghost of the past would be the really nice guy in college that asked her out and she laughed at him. He would be played by George Clooney and turned out to be George Clooney.

The ghost of the present would be the loser Chad that she had two kids with that sponges off of her and f~~~s her friends behind her back.

The ghosts of the future would be played by Ben and Jerry.

Order the good wine

[GrumpyParticipant]

The ghost of Christmas past should be a drop dead gorgeous non-feminist actress that has everything going for her.
-Premise-
life is good, see how well you were treated, the future is bright, things are awesome.

Christmas present should be someone like that fat broad Amy whatsheryap (slurper, slurpee, shoe horn..whatever). or Rosanne Barr
-Premise-
This is what life is like because you turned into such a self absorbed, demanding, egotistical, overly entitled, delusional whore with no respect for decent behavior, who got fat ugly and dumber than a tub of lard.

The ghost of Christmas future should be Ron Jeremy
-Premise-
This is all that is interested in her fat ugly ass.
He just dumps a load in the past, hands off a cat to the present, and says “hey… your mom is looking snazzy today…”

Fade out.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Anonymous 42]

You’re gonna need to base it on something a little more down to their level, something with horses, scythes, reapers and decapitations, something more along the lines of the Ghost of Sleepy Hollow.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

TaxGuy wrote:

The ghosts of the future would be played by Ben and Jerry.

Nah. The Ghosts of Christmas Future should be an endless herd of cats, p~~~ing and s~~~ting on everything, with maybe one talking spokescat. And instead of taking her to a cemetery and grave, the cats just eat her.

Edit: Actually, now that I think about it, the talking spokescat isn’t even necessary. The Ghost of Christmas Future never speaks in the original, does it?

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

This is damn funny. All of you. Made my afternoon. Women can’t think of s~~~ this funny.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

"He doesn't have a beard though.."
"He's not 6'2 though.."
"He's not rich though..”

25 years later.. pic.twitter.com/2pVYiOVjW4

— Meninist (@MeninistTweet) June 9, 2016

[GnosticParticipant 2491]

Ghost of the past will be Emma Watson as the highest paid actress in Hollywood.
http://www.enstarz.com/articles/17266/20130501/emma-watson-highest-paid-actress-hollywood-youngest-celebrity-make-top.htm

Ghost of the present will be the Feminist Emma Watson the protagonist in a feminist movie that earn a grand total of $61 in the opening week.
Yes you read it right, $61, no additional zero or million behind it.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/07/07/emma-watsons-new-movie-made-61-opening-weekend/

Ghost of the future would involve a lot of cats.

There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

TaxGuy wrote:

The ghosts of the future would be played by Ben and Jerry.

I see what you did there.

I was thinking that Tiny Tim could be her “starter husband” that can’t afford an operation because he is still paying alimony.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[HitmanParticipant]

Feminist plot to ready the world for the new man less society. .
All lesbians of course. .
.
The lack of creativity is astounding. .
They remake classic movies with women instead of coming up with anything new…

[experiencedParticipant]

Thank you for your imagination and my sincerest apologies for limiting the question to the three ghosts.
Scroogett could be attempting to obtain the best possible price for:
Body parts from the abortion clinic she runs..

“There are no good men left” could be quoted back to Scroogett, her own words against her.

Greed, remorse, futures destroyed. Movie’d make millions, with no females in attendance.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

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