Things that P~~~ Me Off

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Here are some things that just disgust or p~~~ me off:

• Walking slowly to bottleneck a path
• Opening food in a grocery store to eat it before purchasing it
• Holding open the glass door to the icecream section so that warm moist are flows in and condenses on all the glass windows/doors in the whole case. Now you can’t see in and you have to open to look

What are some things that p~~~ you off?

[RoyDalParticipant]

All the above.
* Blocking the aisle with shopping cart while browsing shelves
* Letting kids run wild
* Dropping un-bought items on floor

The best coping mechanism I can think of is to try to do my shopping early in the morning to avoid the crowd.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

People (women) walking in front and then just stopping to search bag.

[chirParticipant]

People oblivious as they walk around with their smartphones.

Case in point…

 

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[experiencedParticipant]

Slowly go up the far side of the aisle, head c~~~ed 90 degrees opposite, owning the aisle. Guys don’t pull this. Room is left by guys to get around them.     “Here’s a pair of binoculars laydee, look through them backward.”

Oh!……………………………..Oh!…………………………Oh!…           Is this a delivery room or a gym?    Want to shout,”It’s a Boy!”    BTW there’s no guttural aspect to the, “Oh!”  A more accurate description may be a loud, “O.”  You hear true pain in the gym, this doesn’t come close. Look at me, I’m doing a rep. O.  and another       O. Inquisitors have been known to hang themselves because of this.  On a quiet day, listening to birds, notice how they play the intervals between the chirps to maximize the effect. Laydeez pull the same stunt except as said before, female birds want to nest, laydeez want the nest.

Seeing an olympic bar go flying left to right because she stripped only the left side of it. End over end, it gives everyone an adrenaline rush to come to the aid of whomever it hits. this doesn’t apply right to left.  hurt me

Smug smartass people who do ten thousand incorrect crossfit freeweight reps, with oversized/underweighted bouncy plates and then act like they own the place, when their personal technique void, will ultimately cripple them – high reps or not. Have only seen this with women.

Loud anybody in the weightroom, unless they’re killing themselves with genuine exertion, then more power to them. Unfortunately for laydeez, they are “ten to one” the unjustifiably loudest.

Sippy sip from waterbottle………………………….sippy sip……………………………..sippy sip……………………. wait a minute, sippy sip. Good gosh, the waterfountain is always within 120 feet. You were given a stomach for a reason, use it.                               sippy sip                          sippy sip, how do I pose, I mean ‘look’                                                                                       sippy sip

Crossfit outfits that make actual whores cringe in their skimpisity. WTF. Save time and money. just workout naked.

please wipe the bench

 

NO, with a Towel!

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 12]

* Large groups of people walking abreast slowly and blocking the footpath.

* Parents who let their rodents run wild and it is expected that I have to make sure they don’t run into me.

* Slow drivers in the fast lane.

* Drivers who do 10-20 km/h or mp/h less than the speed limit and slow traffic. These same drivers usually only have one speed and you will see that when the speed limit decreases they are doing the same speed but now speeding.

* This might apply to Australia only. McDonald’s trying to be some kind of gourmet restaurant, the burgers tasted better when they were freshly made and the new make your own option takes too long and is too expensive. When I want food I will cook for myself or go to a restaurant, when I want Macca’s I go to McDonald’s.

 

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

-Idiots in the bus/train/metro whatever who call someone on their phone and yell like a dying animal.
-People who smell bad in public transportation
-People walking in groups super slowly, blocking the pavement

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

1. Women who lie for no reason.
2. Women who ignore the rules of the road because of vagina.
3.Women who are rude belligerent as if they’re thugs who own the world, regardless of race this is now widespread.
4. Women who dress like sluts at work and actually think they deserve equal treatment.
5. White knights and manginas who worship these idiotic women and enable their bitch behavior.
6. Women who think all they have to do is exist because of vagina.
7. Single women with children who leach off the government.

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[ValleyFever101Participant 84]

chir wrote:

People oblivious as they walk around with their smartphones. Case in point…

 

That picture cracks me up, with the guy in the background looking like he wishes he were somewhere else.

[ValleyFever101Participant 84]

Speaking of kids in grocery stores, I’ll never forget this one time where this mother was getting upset with her two kids, who were standing in an empty grocery cart crying at the top of their lungs.  Then I passed by this other couple who witnessed this, and I overheard the man say “And you ask why I don’t want kids?”

[RennieParticipant]

People you’ve never even seen and don’t know expecting you to worship and recognize them because they have a god complex.

People who use their devices in public places, like on the bus and then get squirrely if anyone so much as appears to be watching them.

[TravisParticipant 84]

• People who don’t put away their shopping carts after unloading their groceries
• Women at work who spend a lot of time on personal phone calls but then complain that there is too much work to get finished
• The same women at work who say they were “yelled at” when there was no yelling at all
• My neighbors next door who are loud as s~~~ (or maybe I’m just getting old)
• ESPN when they do stories about gays, women, etc. who are overcoming //fill in blank//
• Anyone who says “real” men have to //fill in blank//
• All news networks
• Every TV show seems to have to have a gay character now

Best advice my dad gave me, "Don't get married. Don't have kids."

[TravisParticipant 84]

And people on bicycles who clog one lane but then go around the red light

Best advice my dad gave me, "Don't get married. Don't have kids."

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Bottleneckers are a big pet peeve of mine, especially on the road. Hate people with a thousand items using the self-checkout. I generally hate people with a lot of items for check out when I only have one or two items. Occasionally, I get someone who is cognizant enough to let me go before them when they have a ton of s~~~ but it’s mostly a lot of waiting.

People who come in to the gym late and wonder why there’s no sales team to sign them up or management to bitch at and then bitch at me for lack of anyone to yell at. People who bitch about changes to the gym that were made months ago…which they didn’t know, because they hadn’t bothered coming to the gym in months.

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

Humanity.

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

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