Things girls say to keep you in a relationship

[rastamonParticipant 44]

When the time comes to cut things off with your lady, you have to have “the talk.” You state your case (We should break-up because…) and then depending on your level on commitment, the ensuing conversation could take a few minutes or a few days. During that time, your girl does her best to hold on to you. She says all kinds of crazy things, starting with apologies for any wrong she has done followed by promises never to do it again, she recalls “the good times” to invoke some nostalgia, if that doesn’t work, she falls back on traditional values , and finally she’ll get mad and try to blame it on you (if you were different I would be too…).

It’s my assumption that, outside of the apology and promise phase, the nostaligia, traditional values and anger/blame-you phases bring out similar if not identical rebuttals.

here are a few that I’ve heard as I navigate my divorce (paraphrased). And the logical solution to her emotional appeal.

Nostalgia Phase

“But I had so much fun at that party with you last weekend.”

– This one was just laughable. In this particular situation she essentially asked me before we went out if I would stay glued to her side because she couldn’t handle being alone with people she didn’t know very well. I obliged and acted as her escort for the entire night. She had a great time… I didn’t.

Traditional Values Phase

“I don’t see myself growing old alone and I’m not going to. I will find someone who wants the same things I do and we will live happily ever after.”

-This one was hard for me, at 29, I haven’t give much thought to growing old. And at first glance, I was like “hell no, I don’t want to grow old alone either.” But as the conversation progressed, I realized, growing old alone sounds a hell of a lot better than growing old with you.

Blame-You Phase

“I only act this way because I know you don’t like it and its all I can think about… so I end up acting like that all the time.”

-In hindsight, this is rediculous, but somehow through a beautiful woman’s tear-filled eyes it is effective… for one second. “Stay calm and analyze that claim” I said to myself. WTF!!! You only act like this because you know I don’t like it!? Do you have no control over your actions and words!? nuff said.

Please reply with any additional phases you have identified in the female rebuttal. Feel free to share some of your favorite lines from past breakups.

 

[KeymasterKeymaster]

If a woman wants you (or your attention) the LAST thing she will do is tell you to your face. Any angle she takes is all passive/aggressive s~~~ to try and get you to open up about wanting HER.

“I don’t see myself growing old alone and I’m not going to. I will find someone who wants the same things I do and we will live happily ever after.”

No she won’t. She will live miserably ever after. You want someone who wants the same things you do? Get a girlfriend and live happily ever after. Growing old alone is infinitely better than growing up with a controlling c~~~ who wants your DESIRES to be the same as hers. IF men wanted the same thing as women, we would never have created air travel – or the internet. Remember when internet users were all “losers” and “geeks”? Remember when women hated guys who were on their computers all the time? Remember when guys played video games all day.

And now ALLL that s~~~ is perfectly OK, fashionable and cool…… just because WOMEN want it too.

In order to want what she does, a man would have to change his mind as often as he changes socks.

Now, if I hear the words “we have to talk”… it’s time for her to go.

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If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[TheNinjaUWannaH8Participant 386]

Ending a Traditional “Mirage” is akin to trying to scrub a Bloodstain from your Best Dress Shirt.  Your Shirt is F~~~in’ Ruined.  Throw that Bitch away and buy a white Wife Beater.

Prepare for the worst.  Prepare for the Bloodletting. It’s inevitable.

As the Original Gansta Bitch (OGB) Lady MacBeth once remarked:

“Out, Damn’d Spot! Out, I say!

Hell is Murky.  So are Wifey-Bitches.

 

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Ninja. That was all genius.

Especially: “Traditional Mirage”.

Doubled over laughing…..
Someone knows his Shakespeare.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[torch1980Participant 93]

Women will c~~~ tease, guilt trip, and shame you into being with her and “opening up” to her which is code word for “tell me every negative thing someone did to you (but me of course) so I can bring up old wounds to make you forget how much of a bitch I am, to make you hate them people instead of moving on (but I will insist you move on when I do f~~~ed up things) and to isolate you from everyone who hurt you but keep people around I deem “worthy” which will insist of my ball busting gold-digging female relatives and bad boy loving c~~~ friends…”

At any moment a woman asks you and insists on you “opening up” to her…drop her immediately, shes not a f~~~ing therapist or a psychologist that she thinks she is cause she watches them white knights dr phil and dr drew and reads their women firster books…

Its an agenda to use against you for as long as she with you or even after….

"I think of a man, and I take away reason & accountability"

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

In my own personal life I’ve noticed that the nicer and sweeter they are during the beginning of the relationship, the worst they turn out to be. If you  meet an upfront bitch, she’ll always be a bitch, so you f~~~ her and leave her. But the ones that show up at your work place to drop off baked cookies, or leave love notes on your windshield wipers at random places always end up being down right NASTY afterwards.  And when you try and leave them?, the f~~~ing plethora of guilt and infused memories of wholesome goodness, and sweetness attacks you as if “Rainbow Brite” came to life and kicked you in the b~~~~.

Watch out for the overly sweet ones, that just go above and beyond just to call you her Man. they do all this super nice, overtly sweet s~~~ in the beginning so that later on, physiologically you’ll have guilt to leave her.

And females excel at giving you guilt. they’ll even make you feel bad for running over an already dead bird on the damn road!.

Couple years back I knew a girl who had some interest in me, and she always did little s~~~ here and there for me, she even took care of me when I was sick. I thought, hell, lets give her a chance see what happens. Good GOD!, worst mistake ever, constantly called, got jealous of every family member, friend, girl.

If i didn’t reply a text within 10 mins, i would get a s~~~ load of phone calls. just the fangs, would go so goddamn deep into me, it was hard. I kept remembering the good times, until one day i said “dude, those goods times weren’t even real, it was all an act, wake the f~~~ up and dump this bitch”.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

@torch1980

At any moment a woman asks you and insists on you “opening up” to her…drop her immediately, shes not a f~~~ing therapist

It’s like the way they say “be yourself”. The reason women say “open up to me” or “be yourself” is just so she can get her claws into your vulnerabilities. This is not bulls~~~. Never fall for that one, gentlemen.

@DeusExMachina your comments are very insightful.

In my own personal life I’ve noticed that the nicer and sweeter they are during the beginning of the relationship, the worst they turn out to be.

I would only disagree far enough to say: except the really quiet and agreeable ones. They are the most dangerous. When she is just going with the flow and is all calm and easy going, you will see that beast emerge when you give her a key to your place. Prepare for a genuine Medusa.

[TheNinjaUWannaH8Participant 386]

Deus and Lee….Spot On!

(1)  The “Quiet and Agreeable Girls” are often the biggest Closet Freaks and Passive-Aggressive Assholes.  They use that Sweet, Nice Girl antic as an Anti-Slut Mechanism and Dangling Carrot to appear like the perfect little Girlfriend/Wifey to snag our Asses.  P~~~ them off and you will meet their dormant Inner Devil Bitch.

(2) I say be Yourself…But ONLY FOR Yourself.  NEVA expose your deepest dark secrets, Vulnerabilities or Idiosyncrasies with ANYONE…except what you are comfortable being in the Public Domain.

If you absolutely have to share your Crazy Shiet with somebody, learn to talk to Yourself.

Go Ahead. It’s Ok.  You’re Not Crazy….BUT…Just don’t do it in Public.  Tell yourself how f~~~in’ awesome you are, the crazy shiet you did with S’crooms at that Chilean Brothel last Summer, how you always wondered how Sheep Vagina with Strawberries taste like, that your boneheaded college roommate once pulled one of your pubic hairs while you were sleep and ran around the house as you chased him.

Share that Crazy Shiet with Yourself BUT……NEVA with a Hoe Bitch ass Girlfriend/Wifey.  In fact, Don’t ever have a Girlfriend/Wifey ever again.   They will use that Shiet against you.  Ask Tim Duncan. Ask Michael Strayhan.  Ask David Carradine.  Oh Snap….He’s Dead….But in his divorce papers…One of his many Ex-wives exposed his crazy ass deadly sex acts and alleged incestuous interests.

 

[FitzBonesParticipant 304]

I found when I left my ex that it was largely the 5 stages of grief, all into one emotional messy guilt-tripping trying to keep me with her for the sake of our son.
Every. Single. Stage.

"If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds' worth of distance run,"

[rastamonParticipant 44]

Bros, what a great thread this has become with all of your input. The countdown to her departure now stands at 6 nights. With the support from your responses, my daily dose of red pills from sandman1, and the tom leykis show, I am standing my ground. I am walking on eggshells to keep things cordial, there are too many mines below the surface that may blow this ship to bits on account of one wrong move. Not wanting to jinx anything, I will keep my hopes for the outcome to myself until I have safely anchored and all that remains is a short swim to the shores of freedom. (i f~~~ing love metaphors)

I will say this… It was not all a loss for I have gained a glimpse into the deviant mind of the master manipulator that is the modern female. And I have managed to put on somewhat of a charade myself. I’ll report back after the weekend, which remains the last major obstacle in-between me and her departure.

Godspeed.

 

[TheNinjaUWannaH8Participant 386]

Godspeed and Good Riddens to Manipulative Wifey-Pussy.

[JediTimParticipant 50]

@rastamon – hope you are holding up well and staying strong. There’s a brand new beautiful life out there for you, starring…..YOU!

[rastamonParticipant 44]

Hello Gents – What a weekend that was. As I said previously, things between me and the soon-to-be-ex have been cordial considering the circumstances. So much so that I slipped into a bit of a comfort zone, asleep at the helm if you will. For the time being, I will leave the details out and speak only in metaphor (I hope you are able to decipher the message that follows,  and I apologize for the cryptic post). After a few beers one evening, I sailed recklessly into the alimony minefield… I didn’t even see it coming. The threats were very real and it took nearly an hour that evening and several more episodes over the course of the weekend to make it to safer waters. I’m almost glad it happened… almost. For I now understand the graveness of my situation. I must remain alert at all times. The next 48 hours are critical. I hope to be able to expound on this post in the near future. This is a story that must be told.

@jeditim – thank  you for your encouragement, it was your post that compelled me to write this update.

@Total_Lee – I stared into the face of a genuine Medusa in the alimony minefield. I must have been hyper-conscious at the time, because I recalled the image you posted as I faced the barrage of threats, and was still able to escape without turning to stone.

Thank you all, again.

[BigD28Participant 6]

Hell ya Torch, you got this s~~~ figured out. I know this from a personal experience with a girlfriend I had not to long ago. Your right, there not our f~~~ing therapist.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Simple way to solve “breaking if off clean”….

Text her a pic of your Johnson in some other gals mouth. Invite her to be the pivot girl in a tuna ‘n beef sammich. She’ll respond in one of two ways…either way you’re a winner!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[Anonymous 5]

Women: “I only bitch at you/push you away/annoy you to see if you will love me/hug/fight for me”.

Me: “What f~~~ing sense does that make? If you are trying to p~~~ me off, all it does is make me want to run away from you for being a c~~~. If you wanted more affection/hug, then just f~~~ing ask me for it. Treat me like how you want to be treated. You yell at me, I will yell back or run. You want love/kindness, then compliment me just ONE f~~~ing time and I will be happy”.

I think these bitches read too much cosmo magazine which are written by women so they use these horrible illogical ideas.

[– Deleted on Request –Spectator 936]

When I was in Grade 12, there was a girl in Grade 11 who had just moved to town.  She was, to my 17-year-old eyes, cute and cuddly.  I was smitten with her, but was afraid to open up out of fear that she would make fun of me.

 

Because I was slow to move, she went out with other boys, particularly ones with cars.  Her reason?  I was supposed to become so incensed that I would beat my chest, yell like Johnny Weismuller’s portrayal of Tarzan, and show her that I “loved” her by being a real man and claiming her for myself.  Instead, I was devastated that she didn’t have the patience for me to finally get up enough courage to finally ask her out.

 

As things turned out, she apparently did like me and was only playing with my feelings.  I graduated from high school and started my university studies.  During my freshman year, she began dating someone and it was apparently quite serious between them.  During the following summer, she made a last-ditch attempt to get my attention, but I brushed her off.  She had her chance and made a complete hash of it.

 

The next summer, they got married.  It lasted a year.  Several weeks ago, I searched for information about her on the Internet during a period of boredom.  She appeared to be still married to her second husband, but she was no longer cute and cuddly.  During the intervening 40 years, she became a land whale.

 

It’s a good thing it never worked out between us.  I might have the horror of waking up next to her.

 

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Stay out of relations~~~s and you don’t have to deal with these God damned mind games.

Never. Never again will I deal with the f~~~ing mental gymnastics women play. I’ll play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded cylinder first.

Fuck this planet.

[TrueFreedomParticipant 4]

I am new here. You guys are making some really good points. But can you explain what red pill is?

[Anonymous 42]

I’d be glad to: RED PILL(actual truth)……..BLUE PILL (what “she” tells you)

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