Things A Woman Should Never Do When A Man Is Around???

[Anonymous 6]

Thoughts???

[NomadicExpatParticipant 1785]

Bahahahaha!!!

I was thinking more along the lines of:

1. Fart
2. Complain
3. Whine
4. Talk about menstruation
5. Gossip
6. Ask “what’s for dinner?”
7. Ever utter the words, “A Real Man…”

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

1. Talk
2. Talk
3. Talk
4. Talk
5. Talk
6. Worship smartphone.
7. Talk
8. Talk
9. Talk
10. Stop the blowjob.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[phoenixgod1995Participant 3352]

Women never want to take personal responsibility.

Marriage and Divorce for a man is like getting a cactus shoved up your ass. It’s painful with all the spines that go in and it is painful getting all the spines out, meanwhile Wifey gets most of the money, your home, your kids, and practically everything you own.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Caroline should add think to her list.
Clearly, she doesn’t do that anyway. So maybe it’s redundant.
What the hell is wrong with her face. Was she stung by a wasp that s~~~ all over her lower lip.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Being a cry baby.
Making list of things to do around the house.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Thoughts???

Why not, Caroline? I thought you were a “liberated woman”…

[NomadicExpatParticipant 1785]

Can you imagine the outrage if a man posted “things a Man should NEVER do when a woman is around”:

1. Cook
2. Clean
3. Wash clothes
4. Wash dishes
5. Change diapers
6. Babysit
7. Make coffee
8. Jack off (She should empty the b~~~~)
9…. holy f~~~. That’s it. That’s literally all I can think of for a perfect woman, not even ten items, yet it’s utterly impossible to find one modern female that can fit the bill.

[Anonymous 6]

These are things a woman should never do when a man is around:

1. Look a man in the eye. She should always be looking at his feet.

2. Speak 1st.

3. Be anything other than compliant.

4. Talk about marriage.

5. Talk about children.

6. Complain.

7. Gossip.

8. Do something without permission.

9. Spend money.

10. Ask for money.

11. Try and sound smart

12. Have messy and/or unkept hair

13. Stop doing domestic chores like cleaning the house, doing the dishes, etc.

14. Talk about feminism

15. Think about feminism

16. Wait for a man to initiate sex

17. Not listen

18. Not be appreciative of what a man does for her

19. Ask to eat off of a man’s plate

20. Ask a man to do something that she can do already

21. Talk on the cell phone

22. Do anything with a cellphone

23. Coo at babies.

24. Show any tattoos visibly

25. Argue

26. Speak about things that you do not know

27. Refer to a man by anything other than sir, mister, “my love,” or son (if he’s your actual son)/dear/ or given name

[phoenixgod1995Participant 3352]

Hey Women are shoving wasp nests up their nasty ass snatch

Marriage and Divorce for a man is like getting a cactus shoved up your ass. It’s painful with all the spines that go in and it is painful getting all the spines out, meanwhile Wifey gets most of the money, your home, your kids, and practically everything you own.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Ask the most annoying question in the world, “What are you thinking?”

[Anonymous 6]

Nahhh the most annoying question is, “So what are we?”

I had a chick i was screwing around with once or twice. It took less than a week before she called me “babe”. So in her mind, we were together, but we just cooling it, we ain’t going steady!!!

[Anonymous 13]

Vogue.

[CG27Participant 302]

Her twitter handle describes her perfectly

The single biggest threat to your happiness is women and the only way to win is to not play the game

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

The modern day strong woman ladies and gentlemen.

[OldBillParticipant]

Why does she think there will be a man around?

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[joetechParticipant]

Things a man should never do when a woman is around:

1) Talk to her

2) Look at her or acknowledge her existence in any way, shape or form

3) Quit watching the game

4)Try to figure her out.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[mgtowcuriousSpectator 91]

Tell her chivalry is dead..Go thank 3 waves of feminism..Good luck

[CataphractParticipant 2656]

A thing women should never do when a group of men are hanging around with each other: INVADE THEIR SPACES

Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

OldBill wrote:

Why does she think there will be a man around?

EPIC!!!!!!!!

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