These greasy pigs have no shame

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

So I just signed up for an okcupid account just to see what kind of women were a match for me. Jesus f~~~ing Christ, if there ever was an example of why fat shaming should be mandatory it’s this place.

Nothing but horse-faced hags, big greasy sows and everything in-between. I wonder if any of them can speak English or if they just grunt and moo.

They need a weight limit put on dating sites. Just send these eye-sores to some fetish site for guys that are into pigging and last call beer goggle fornication.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

Don’t tell them that, I swear that these land whales actually believe that they’re God’s gift to men, like bitch I wouldn’t even p~~~ on your fat ass if you were engulfed in flames, ok I would but only for my own self consciousness.

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Damn straight my good sir. Only a face a mother could love, and even mom knows she has a hideous horse-faced child

I mean for f~~~’s sake, all I want to find is a cute girl who takes care of her body, has similar interests and gives me a rod whenever she walks in the room. Not asking for the moon and stars. All I get is a sea of sweaty, greasy pigs.

That and I swear a lot of these women lie about their age. I’ve seen plenty of profiles of women in their late 20’s that could easily pass for 40. It’s like the minute they were handed their high-school diploma they ran right smack into the wall.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[Anonymous 9]

The nerve of them to have the highest of standards too.

GTFOH.

I’m completely done with online dating. I’d rather browse porn sites.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10913]

These land whales not only think that they are great catches but that it isn’t their fault. The only one interested in catching them may be Santiago from Hemmingway’s The Old Man and The Sea.
Dating sites need to be used for amusement purposes only because they are full of trouble. Some of the women don’t even have a diploma. They either have no diploma (but working on going back to school) or the Good Enough Diploma AKA GED. I browse ads on Craigslist for amusement and these Jabba The Hut offsprings often make ridiculous demands and have even higher expectations. I think they do that on purpose to justify falling into one of their states of depression after they get let down so that they can justify going to an all you can eat buffet and literally eating 3 of everything. They even make their own posters with slogans like “The bigger the berry, the sweeter the juice” and “If you like skinny women then a BBW must be too much woman for you to handle”. They conveniently are generous when describing themselves. I’ve seen 300 pounders describe themselves as “curvy”. Curvy? You still have to have something resembling a shape to be curvy. “Weebly” is more like it.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Mr. Spock wrote:

These land whales not only think that they are great catches but that it isn’t their fault. The only one interested in catching them may be Santiago from Hemmingway’s The Old Man and The Sea.Dating sites need to be used for amusement purposes only because they are full of trouble. Some of the women don’t even have a diploma. They either have no diploma (but working on going back to school) or the Good Enough Diploma AKA GED. I browse ads on Craigslist for amusement and these Jabba The Hut offsprings often make ridiculous demands and have even higher expectations. I think they do that on purpose to justify falling into one of their states of depression after they get let down so that they can justify going to an all you can eat buffet and literally eating 3 of everything. They even make their own posters with slogans like “The bigger the berry, the sweeter the juice” and “If you like skinny women then a BBW must be too much woman for you to handle”. They conveniently are generous when describing themselves. I’ve seen 300 pounders describe themselves as “curvy”. Curvy? You still have to have something resembling a shape to be curvy. “Weebly” is more like it.

I salute your logic Mr. Spock.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Does this look like a 26 year old to you????

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Ms_Sound?cf=regular

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

So I just signed up for an okcupid account just to see what kind of women were a match for me. Jesus f~~~ing Christ, if there ever was an example of why fat shaming should be mandatory it’s this place.

Well what did you expect from online dating?

If you want to meet fat landwhales who spend all day on their asses in front of a computer, you go to online dating.

If you want to meet fit, f~~~able women, go do things that fit people do. There aren’t a lot of land whales into rock climbing, for example.

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

Does this look like a 26 year old to you????

I’m not joining up just to see that profile, but I can already guess what’s there. And she might well actually be 26, because as Indy says: “It’s not the years. It’s the mileage.”

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

And yet these land whale c~~~s think, we should be lucky to have them in our lives.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Anonymous 42]

They should change nutrition laws on Twinkies and other Land Whale favorites to read as follows: These Twinkies contain enough BTU to heat your body for 10 hours, drive your car for 10 minutes, or add .10 mm. to your already “curvy” figure….
If Twinkies could be liquefied like fuel these Land Whales would fill-up at the pump!!!

[Anonymous 9]

bigboy83 wrote:

And yet these land whale c~~~s think, we should be lucky to have them in our lives.

This.

Most with kids in tow, and for guys without kids that’s the most illogical thing to assume. There’s nothing desirable about dating an overweight dumpster with a munchkin.

Let them wallow in misery while you keep living a life a freedom. But I don’t stick around on those sites for long. I’ve been burned too many times knowing it’s better to test your luck in reality rather than the virtual realm where deception is at an all-time high.

That’s if you must have companionship where I don’t even need that at this point.

[EekParticipant 1162]

I read this thread, then went and checked my local craigslist… I just threw up a bit in my mouth

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I’m 55 and have been on Match.com for 20 years. Met a bunch of women. Some worked out. It’s a numbers game.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

Mr. Spock wrote:

These land whales not only think that they are great catches but that it isn’t their fault. The only one interested in catching them may be Santiago from Hemmingway’s The Old Man and The Sea.

Don’t forget the good old Achab, lmao.

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[megatoad69Participant 449]

It’s a lot of work for little return.

You think hypergamy is bad in real life? While they chat with you and you think you got it on, then she drops you because she is still browsing the site looking for better than me (or you).

You think “What the Fu……”

It’s like fishing without a barbed hook.

There is like a 7-10:1 , M:F ratio, so the odds are stacked against you even when you do get a response, as a guy, it starts leaving you cold and dejected, that’s if you are not strong and have no pride in yourself and see the problem externally.

You can't reason with unreasonable, there; women, figured out, there is nothing to reason.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

“There she blows!-there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!”

Herman Melville, Moby Dick

Looks like you have found Moby Dick. “There she blows!” You had better be nice or she might sit on you!

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Signed up for eharmony and you can’t see pics unless you pay for their overpriced service.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

Don’t use OkCupid. All of these women either have kids already or have expectations for their dream men.

[qeeqoParticipant 1168]

Anonymous wrote:

I’m completely done with online dating. I’d rather browse porn sites.

My libido wains the older I get and if it came with an off switch I would have thrown it a long time ago. I would prefer to not be a sexual being at all. Porn gets the job done. It has made women irrelevant to me. S~~~ even the offer of real sex recently I turned down. With porn, when you’re done you just close the browser and move on to something that’s actually interesting like cosmology. No drama, no oxytocin bonding, Just peace and quiet.

I haven’t been to a dating site in a decade.

[LoneWolfParticipant 24]

It’s so sad. American women especially, are tipping the scales at the weigh-in; It’s a freakin nightmare as she yacks away on the cell talking about her diet as she is scarfing down Taco Bell with her post workout girlfriends in spandex of all things. But she ordered a diet Coke with a extra large grilled stuffef burrito and extra tacos. She deserves it after spending 20 minutes walking on a treadmill. I know all of you have similar firsthand observations. Fat shaming indeed…the media actually glorifies these bitxxes

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