These attention seekers are such sluts: drunk girl makes out with a tree

[IRuleMeParticipant]

She knows the camera’s rolling, she knows people are watching. Not only is she doing it for attention, she’s doing it because she’s a horny as f~~~, slut.

[phoenixgod1995Participant 3352]

Once all the boys are gone, girls are going to be banging trees. Women are already f~~~ed up as is.

Marriage and Divorce for a man is like getting a cactus shoved up your ass. It’s painful with all the spines that go in and it is painful getting all the spines out, meanwhile Wifey gets most of the money, your home, your kids, and practically everything you own.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22561]

Can the tree be charged with rape?

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Faust For Science wrote:

Can the tree be charged with rape?

Sexual assault by a stationary object.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9571]

Look at the bright side; she loves nature.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Anonymous 14]

If they start replacing their XXXL dildo’s with wood that big even the male pornstars will be out of business one day.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

Look at the bright side; she loves nature.

It wasn’t this I had in mind when I heard I should express my love of nature…

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[phoenixgod1995Participant 3352]

Great, now she’ll have splinters in her crotch and STDs.

Marriage and Divorce for a man is like getting a cactus shoved up your ass. It’s painful with all the spines that go in and it is painful getting all the spines out, meanwhile Wifey gets most of the money, your home, your kids, and practically everything you own.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

You know how Keymaster is always talking about how he wouldn’t turn a woman away if she fell into his lap? … This looks like the kind of girl who would fall into his lap. LOL

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

This gives me some ideas for Christmas season.
A nice piece of bark might make some lady happy.
Maybe pine.

[bladeParticipant]

Faust For Science wrote:

Can the tree be charged with rape?

The evidence still stands . That tree is hard and stiff . Its the tree’s fault .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[GregB0Participant]

IRuleMe wrote:

she’s doing it because she’s a horny as f~~~, slut.

This is actual footage of a female pre-sex act audition, rarely captured outside the deepest section of the forest.

Faust For Science wrote:

Can the tree be charged with rape?

The tree is always sorting “WOOD” and is incapable of doing anything else. The defense will claim that the female was staking the tree in an attempt to get staked

How rule the honorable MGTOW justices and jurors?

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Stop paying attention to women.

[Anonymous 6]

She’s rolling pure and simple. Doing ecstasy.

[Anonymous 0]

Someone call Treebeard, the Entwives are back!

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

It’s obvious if you listen to the audio. At one point, she said ‘No’ and the tree kept pressuring her. Combined with the fact that she was drunk and the tree had been drinking too:

The tree raped her and it needs to be taken to Tree Court for an arraignment.

It’s getting so bad out there now that trees are raping innocent pumpkins like her now.

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

Important to note:

Based on her aggressive nature and attempt to get a blast of sap on her face –

The tree is a Chad.

[Anonymous 2]

Bang her with a pine cone and see how she likes it. Attention whore!

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