"There's no greater friend in the world, than a woman"

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

I have a Friend that has a female friend. This is what that friend informed me about to there successful even moving furniture relationship.

Being freinds with a woman is sort of like being freinds with a gay dude but with s~~~ tons more crap going on.

Some successful aspects of this relationship has to be:

1. She has some Beta Dick mangina around.
2. Cancer or disease is mandatory.
3. Medication for conditions related to etc. are always in the picture.
4. She must have almost zero SMV.
5. Will have been a high school peer or childhood acquaintance.
6. One of you must possess a skill or have an items of value or knowledge.
7. Your going to have a higher SMV.
8. Bad relationship with children.
9. Struggling Family relationships.
10. Bad relationship with mother. Good one with father.
11. Has a brother, but many female siblings.
12. Criminal history, Jail time, and or poverty required.
13. MUST have hit wall statues.
14. Body almost useless, physical problems. Maybe wheelchair.
15. Medication for various issues may be a necessity or often.
16. Must make money on the side. Don’t ask.
17. SSI mandatory. Government housing Mandatory.
18. Kind of. CUDDLY. Like your gay bear friend.
19. Must have or Possibly must have some kind of long term STD.
20. Government housing Mandatory.
21. see’s death just about every other month.
22. Smokes.
23. Possibly bi racial.
24. May not be able to drive.
25. f~~~ed over multiple times by women.
26. Must FEEL sorry about past mistakes/regrets.
27. Very “strong” At leasts for short stints.
28. Very Confident about past sexual conquests, and or ability. \
29. Must have dogs. Not a fan of cats.
30. Medical / Scientific background.
31. Shared some kind of critical event.

So those above are JUST about all the requirements my friend noticed about his female friend.

But your going to have to deal with a ton of.. Tall Tales, or partial truths. Maybe even weird paranormal events. Very uncomfortable situations with her Beta Orbiter and or live in simp.

That simp, is going to complain to you about made up s~~~ all day long to when you are around. Thats a joy.

The two will always get you involved. AND you have to have a significant event with this guy that where he starts pulling this sad sack of s~~~ thing and tries to pull you into some bulls~~~ drama, where he lies about something, then other person gets involved, And Yada Yada Yada, You tell them BOTH to f~~~ off, Go fix their s~~~. the simp really does something f~~~ed up. And after that, a 6.7 foot tall Arayan as f~~~ male must be deathly scared of little old 5’9 Asian fellow. This is important. As you will be from then on, Very well respected to the point the f~~~er tries not to look at you.

MEET ALL THESE conditions.. And…

YOU NOW GOOD MGTOW SIR HAVE A FEMALE FRIEND FOR LIFE!

And yes, She will help you move. Take criticism. Not acuse of false rapeing her. And no kidding. YOU CAN ACTUALLY EVEN TRUST HER. But even she will tell you. Not a good idea. So best thing in the world? A HONEST Woman that lies about everything else due to insecurities. But just like your pal that lies about his dick size at partys.

Oh one last thing I forgot to mention about this successful friendship with a woman that my friend has.

You are going to be subject to a TON of situations you may not want to be in.

There always seems to be some kind of thing that is going on with your female freind or of her freinds you don’t want to be involved in.

Lastly, your going to wonder if getting offers of your dick sucked by people she knows or her family may be the new 21 century hand shake.
Remember to POLITELY DECLINE. You will see t~~~ everywhere. TRY to maintain composure.

And that’s Female friend 1o1
ALL you need to know to be freinds with a woman.

GOOD LUCK MEN!

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Parker (Freedom Fighter)Participant 99]

Soooo many blue pill men today.

I see it wherever I go. It simply astounds me when men swallow the blue pill without even thinking or batting an eye. So many men want to follow social convention, just so they can fit in. They would rather follow the herd than stand up for themselves. Very few men actually take the time to step back and observe the nature of things. They would rather bury their head in the sand or keep it up in the clouds. There is an odd sense of righteousness on the part of the blue pill man when he critiques the red pill man. The shaming language then commences.

I have to admit though, at my age, I don’t really get the shaming language levied at myself much anymore. I think most folks when they reach my age (40) are more busy trying to raise a family, keep a marriage together and not go insane. I notice there is quite a bit of jealousy too from the married man towards me and other men like me. I truly believe the married man knows deep down inside the situation he is in. He knows it, hates it, yet does not do anything about it. I think that is where a lot of the shaming language comes from as well.

Would not change being single and child free for all the tea in China!

Keep up the good fight brothers!

[Diamond DogParticipant 142]

IRuleMe wrote:

So this f~~~ing blue pilled simp comes back with “there’s no greater friend in the world than a woman”

This guy sounds like an absolute moron considering we are in the dark ages that is #Metoo.

Don't be a "provider" unless you are providing for yourself.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

What worse is, after he said that, he got the “awww, that’s so sweet” from the wifey. We’ll see if he still thinks that after she cashes in for prizes down the road. Because the only alternative is her keeping him on as a utility.

[averageman55Participant 124]

It’sallbs wrote:

Here is a list of all the women that have been good friends to me during my life…

Here’s mine:

Grandma. I honestly can not say anything bad about her in relation to the way she treated me. Actual product of a different era and culture. She’s also been dead for over 10 years now.

This man is so far gone it’s sad. Even in the distant past when I had female friends (legitimate friends because of circumstances or mutual interests, not because we were having sex), I knew that there were I guess “boundaries” that didn’t happen with male friends. Even when I was blue pilled I knew that females would never reach “real lifelong friend”. Now that I know the truth I keep all contact with females to an absolute minimum.

[OldschoolParticipant 2481]

Ruleme, you should start playing along with these people, pick their brains, play blue pill lioking for love. Get some good stories and report back for a few laughs.

Get a vasectomy.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

Not even c~~~s are friends with other c~~~s, because they know exactly how other c~~~s are.

[Anonymous 9]

No Country wrote:

There is no saving that man.

That’s it, in a nutshell.

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