I was having a discussion with a friend of mine the other day about your typical liberal urban white girl aged 16- 30. We both came to the conclusion that from about the time they become sexually active they begin writing their sexual auto-biographies in their heads and have a list compiled of the men with whom they will, and in some cases, SHOULD sleep with. The list goes something like this:
1. A Black Man
At least one but probably more. This a very trendy and hip thing to do now. It also gets back at daddy and comes from a place of spoon fed (yet false) white guilt. It says, “I am totally nonjudgmental and non-racist. I am one of the “good ones”. To prove this she will f~~~ as many black men as possible and parade them around in front of her friends like they are trophies.
2. Another Woman
Again. Very hip and trendy. To add to her liberal and nonjudgemental bonafides she will have to have at least ONE lesbian experience and or relationship in her life. She doesn’t understand why men are so “uptight” and dont experiment by having at least one homosexual experience. She just cant seem to understand that for the straight male, the mere thought of sticking our dicks into a mans hairy asshole is as about as repugnant as it gets for us.
3. Older Man
She feels she must at least once taste the sexual fruit’s of an older man, or have a short relationship with him. Especially when she is feeling that the men her own age are too immature for her or not “deep enough”. Easily forgetting that she is immature and about as deep as a kiddie pool. One of two things will happen. Either the older man will wisely and quickly discard her knowing its a losers game to get into a LTR with her, or he will foolishly fall for her and she will stick around long enough to break his heart and make fun his age and or declining sexual prowess.
4. The Indian Yoga Instructor
This can also fall into the same territory as the older man. Because he is Indian he was born with innate wisdom and has one foot in Nirvana. She believes this will rub off on her by sleeping with him and will for a time really get into Hindu texts and or Tibetan Buddhism.
5. The International Bang
Wherever our young urban white liberal girl travels internationally she MUST sample the local c~~~. The one exception to this rule is generally Asian men. Don’t ask me why? Its just the way it is. The darker the continent the better in her eyes. A huge bonus for her is indigenous peoples. If she finds a bunch of guys living a stone aged existence with bones through their nose, loincloths and hunting with spears she is practically ready to bang the whole village and bare their children. (See number #1 for the reasons why.) Revolutionaries are also a must for her.
These things are all done to complete her never ending inner – Auto Biography. You see, in the end she envisions herself sitting in a rocking chair as an old woman next to her white husband of many years and surrounded by grandchildren. She thinks she has lived a life worth living and it was a life worthy of a Hollywood movie or a novel ala “Eat, pray, love”. She believes she has lived a life quite different from her peers (wrong) and see’s herself as a heroine of sorts. Her fantasy completely breaks down at the end however. Her belief that after sucking and f~~~ing half the third world (and several abortions) that there would still be some decent guy, let alone a white guy (yes I said white guy. I dont give a s~~~ if you think im a racist.) who would marry and settle down with her is insane at best.
Please gentlemen, feel free to add to anything else I might have missed in our girls auto-biography.
creative 5 years, 3 months ago.
