The ultimate bachelor tax!

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  • #109313
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    RoyDal
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    The Lobster http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3464902/

    In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into beasts and sent off into The Woods.

    Okay, “The City”, you win. I’ll gladly marry Taylor Swift, which probably really is better than living in “The Woods.” She can let me have one of her smaller out of the way mansions, and I’ll get by somehow.

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #109315
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    Phantom
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    LOL. Can we draw straws for Taylor? She is rather easy on the eyes. They don’t bleed when I look at her at least 😛

    #109318
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    RoyDal
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    LOL. Can we draw straws for Taylor? She is rather easy on the eyes. They don’t bleed when I look at her at least ?

    Maybe one of those robots from the TV show Humans that is made up to look like Ms. Swift. That would be handy to have around the house for performing all sorts of useful chores.

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #109320
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    Phantom
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    Maybe one of those robots from the TV show Humans that is made up to look like Ms. Swift. That would be handy to have around the house for performing all sorts of useful chores.

    Deal!! You take Taylor, I’ll go for the robot!!

    Cheers

    No straws were harmed in this exchange among 2 men…
    For those Straw-Activists women that read this.

    You are welcome 😛

    #109324
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    Untamed
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    In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into beasts and sent off into The Woods.

    Obliged to find a Romantic partner?

    I’ll take option B, please. I’d rather be transformed into a beast than have to put up with a romantic partner. If they ever make a law that every man is obliged to marry or go to prison, I’ll chose prison. We’re freer in prison than in a marriage.

    Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
    Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
    #GenderSegragationNow!

    #109326
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    Phantom
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    Even if they turn you into a unicorn beast? 😛
    I had to, I couldn’t help it lol

    You left it wide open 🙂

    #109339
    Phantom
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    Just messing around with you Untamed, seeing it is a funstuff thread.

    Were you wanting the robot instead RoyDal?

    Or did I bomb on the joke & the deal?

    #109365
    Untamed
    Untamed
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    Even if they turn you into a unicorn beast? ?
    I had to, I couldn’t help it lol

    You left it wide open :)

    I’d rather roam the wilds as a unicorn than be a husband. 🙂

    Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
    Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
    #GenderSegragationNow!

    #109370
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    RoyDal
    RoyDal
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    Were you wanting the robot instead RoyDal?

    On second thought, I will take the robot lookalike, and you can have the cute young millionaire. The human will certainly get richer, and could yield a big fat payday should a divorce come about, but the robot will always look like it did the day it came out of its shipping crate. Furthermore, a robot will shut up and do the housework on command, and it will never nag.

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #109373

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    I’m with untamed on this. Those woods sounds quite appealing. An idyllic retreat away from female victim status, nagging and feminist corruption and fraud.

    Where do I sign up? I want to be the first beast of Patriarchy on this. I called dibs.

    #109394
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    Hmskl'd
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    currently in woods. plz, don’t send any female beast people, thnx

    #109407
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    Chir
    chir
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    I would say, change me into a hawk. Always wanted to fly.

    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

    #109516
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    Phantom
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    I think I had a momentary lapse of reason…slaps self out of.

    Alriiighhhttt fellows, back on track .

    Thanks!

    Robot it is & if that ain’t happening, put me down for being a dragon.

    #109784
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    Franky
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    A beast in the woods it is then.

    #111800
    TaoTheMgtowWanderer
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    so whats involved in that beast in the woods thing?…it sounds like alot more fun then dealing with these harpy c~~~s day in day out…

    My peace of mind is worth more then your vagina...cunt.

    #159405
    SunStorm
    SunStorm
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    http://www.truthspoon.com/2015/12/turned-into-lobster-punishment-for.html

    Extract:

    “The first day is a day he would never forget…” This is MGTOW themed review and analysis of the MGTOW themed film: The Lobster which has just received its unofficial internet release, thanks to the servers at Kick Ass Torrents.

    The new paradigm of MGTOW, or Men Going Their Own Way which is merrily consuming You-Tube bandwidth with astonishing alacrity, is a natural human reaction to the ‘war-on-men’ which has been waged for either the last 20 or so years or since Eve’s betrayal of Adam in the garden of Eden. Depends on your politics I guess.

    It seems to be about 20 years since the Social Justice Marxists started setting-to with real vigour in their mission to destroy society and human civilisation as we know it, in order that it be replaced with an as yet, unknown, New System.

    Ever since Tony Blair was elected in the late 90’s the UK in particular and modern social-reality itself seems to no longer hold any pretence at making sense and there’s clearly something malicious in the corruption, neglect and mismanagement currently fomenting in Britain. I somehow get the impression that since the Iraq war and the death of over a million Iraqis the secret elite rulers of the world have realised they can pretty much do anything they like and noone really has any idea how to stop them.

    People’s attitude seems to have changed to resignation as we all just sort of await the next outrage to common-sense and morality to emerge from politics and the media. Whether it’s the murder of David Kelly and Robin Cook for their work trying to prevent the Iraq war or recent revelations about David Cameron having sex with a dead pig’s head. It’s just a catalogue of endless horrors only punctuated by humourless dark absurdities.

    There is a sense that anything goes now really, and a possible future where single people are dehumanised and punished until they pair up, marry and contribute taxes and their labour to the monolithic machiney of the state, is probably no more bizarre than anything else which is happening these days.

    The film The Lobster won the Jury prize at the 2015 Cannes film festival, a fact which makes me somewhat suspicious as there is always a sense that these prizes and promotions are often used to further the social engineering agenda.

    The film presents us with the strange concept of a sort of hotel for singles, like a kind of club 18-30 concentration camp where the male guests are raped, beaten and psychologically abused, and threatened that they will ultimately be transformed into animals if they do not find another partner within 45 days and any escapees are mercilessly hunted down.

    #159404
    SunStorm
    SunStorm
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    1277

    Hey guys, I wrote an article about this movie…. please tell me what you think and help promote my article and blog if you can….

    I want to do more MGTOW/NWO content but need to know that I have an audience….because for me Feminism is part of the NWO agenda to enslave us all…..and of course they have to focus on the men because they have all the REAL power, not the illusory and manufactured power that women have.

    Turned into a Lobster: The Punishment for being MGTOW.

    Warning this article contains SPOILERS for the film The Lobster.

    “The first day is a day he would never forget…” This is MGTOW themed review and analysis of the MGTOW themed film: The Lobster which has just received its unofficial internet release, thanks to the servers at Kick Ass Torrents.

    The new paradigm of MGTOW, or Men Going Their Own Way which is merrily consuming You-Tube bandwidth with astonishing alacrity, is a natural human reaction to the ‘war-on-men’ which has been waged for either the last 20 or so years or since Eve’s betrayal of Adam in the garden of Eden. Depends on your politics I guess.

    It seems to be about 20 years since the Social Justice Marxists started setting-to with real vigour in their mission to destroy society and human civilisation as we know it, in order that it be replaced with an as yet, unknown, New System.

    Ever since Tony Blair was elected in the late 90’s the UK in particular and modern social-reality itself seems to no longer hold any pretence at making sense and there’s clearly something malicious in the corruption, neglect and mismanagement currently fomenting in Britain. I somehow get the impression that since the Iraq war and the death of over a million Iraqis the secret elite rulers of the world have realised they can pretty much do anything they like and noone really has any idea how to stop them.

    People’s attitude seems to have changed to resignation as we all just sort of await the next outrage to common-sense and morality to emerge from politics and the media. Whether it’s the murder of David Kelly and Robin Cook for their work trying to prevent the Iraq war or recent revelations about David Cameron having sex with a dead pig’s head. It’s just a catalogue of endless horrors only punctuated by humourless dark absurdities.

    There is a sense that anything goes now really, and a possible future where single people are dehumanised and punished until they pair up, marry and contribute taxes and their labour to the monolithic machiney of the state, is probably no more bizarre than anything else which is happening these days.

    The film The Lobster won the Jury prize at the 2015 Cannes film festival, a fact which makes me somewhat suspicious as there is always a sense that these prizes and promotions are often used to further the social engineering agenda.

    The film presents us with the strange concept of a sort of hotel for singles, like a kind of club 18-30 concentration camp where the male guests are raped, beaten and psychologically abused, and threatened that they will ultimately be transformed into animals if they do not find another partner within 45 days and any escapees are mercilessly hunted down……..

    CONTINUES…..

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